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#1 JBetty

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 08:52 PM

I've officially changed her name from Cranky to Bitchy.

#2 BHB

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 08:53 PM

can you elaborate on this?

#3 JBetty

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 08:54 PM

Why yes BHB. Yes I can.

#4 Ginger Snap

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 08:54 PM

I'm not a bookkeeper, but I look at books for a living and I am cranky and bitchy. So signed.

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 08:54 PM

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#6 gregoir

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 08:55 PM

Call be when you are ready to drop the C-bomb :pimp:

#7 JBetty

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 08:56 PM

A little background.


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#8 BHB

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 08:57 PM

I'm not a bookkeeper either but I work with numbers all day.

Working with numbers all day is better than working with people all day because they are never bitchy or cranky.

#9 Lemireacle

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 08:57 PM

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#10 JBetty

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 09:02 PM

This woman has had it out for me since the first day I walked in the door, and I have no idea why.
I've never been anything but nice and polite to her.

She has bitched at me for using the wrong size paper clip.
She has bitched at me for parking 10" too far to the left, in a parking lot that isn't even half full.
She has bitched at me for forgetting to write in the log book when I am late, yet she never does the same and is late 4 out of 5 days every week.
She has bitched at me for writing the number 9 wrong. It looks too much like a 7.
The list goes on and on and on and on and on......
The boss has told me that she bitches about me so much, he isn't even going to tell me about it because he doesn't give a shit about it all.

#11 JBetty

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 09:03 PM

I'm not a bookkeeper either but I work with numbers all day.

Working with numbers all day is better than working with people all day because they are never bitchy or cranky.



Then what's her fucking problem?
Oh yeah - she comes to my office and has to deal with people.

#12 August West

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 09:07 PM

i like the number 7 always have, just feels right. i write my 7's with a slash through them used to drive people nuts, cant help it dont want to mix up the 7's and the 1's

#13 August West

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 09:07 PM

numbers are just numbers on a piece of paper nothing more

i dont know why you folks get so pissy about it?

#14 JBetty

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 09:08 PM

I used to do that too Augie, but don't anymore.

#15 BHB

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 09:09 PM

If it's the kind of office where you can't come right out and tell her to go fuck herself, then it's probably the type of place that you can file a report with HR?

but,

...my personal approach would be to show no sign that she is getting to you. Talk to her like she's an idiot... very slowly and deliberately explain things to her that you know she already knows. Use that tone.... you know, that tone.

#16 Ginger Snap

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 09:10 PM

I'd be happy to come down and smash her car with a crowbar. You'd be doing me a favor really.

#17 Ginger Snap

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 09:12 PM

If it's the kind of office where you can't come right out and tell her to go fuck herself, then it's probably the type of place that you can file a report with HR?

but,

...my personal approach would be to show no sign that she is getting to you. Talk to her like she's an idiot... very slowly and deliberately explain things to her that you know she already knows. Use that tone.... you know, that tone.


Or next time she gives you a hard time for stupid shit slap you hand and and whine abnoxiously, "Oh I was a bad bad girl! I'm so sorry! I can't believe I was such a bad bad girl!" all while continuing to slap your hand.

#18 JBetty

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 09:12 PM

Incident Of The Day

BB comes out to the billing files, which are in my office, opens a file drawer and glares at me over her shoulder.

BB - What did you do to this file?
Me - Nothing.
BB - All the files are pushed way to the back, you must have done something to it!
Me - I didn't do anything. They must have slid back the last time you closed the drawer.
BB - grumblemumblebitchbitchbitch as she carefully spaces each file out evenly and stalks back to her office.


:rolling:

#19 Lemireacle

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 09:13 PM

This woman has had it out for me since the first day I walked in the door, and I have no idea why.
I've never been anything but nice and polite to her.

She has bitched at me for using the wrong size paper clip.
She has bitched at me for parking 10" too far to the left, in a parking lot that isn't even half full.
She has bitched at me for forgetting to write in the log book when I am late, yet she never does the same and is late 4 out of 5 days every week.
She has bitched at me for writing the number 9 wrong. It looks too much like a 7.
The list goes on and on and on and on and on......
The boss has told me that she bitches about me so much, he isn't even going to tell me about it because he doesn't give a shit about it all.


:shocked:


Complain much? :lol:

#20 Ginger Snap

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 09:14 PM

Sounds like she is making a hostile work environment and I would file a complaint.

#21 BHB

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 09:14 PM

perfect timing to go over and push the files to the back again. :lol:

#22 JBetty

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 09:16 PM

Using the wrong size paper clip is my personal favorite.

After the 3rd or 4th time, I told her if she didn't like it to put the right size on and there will be no more discussions about paper clip size.
Once in a while I'll throw the wrong size paper clip on her papers just to see if she says anything again.
So far, she hasn't.

#23 Lemireacle

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 09:17 PM

perfect timing to go over and push the files to the back again. :lol:


:clap:

#24 Jwheelz

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 09:17 PM

Working with numbers all day is better than working with people all day because they are never bitchy or cranky.


I don't know, I've seen some pretty angry numbers :lol:

#25 JBetty

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 09:17 PM

perfect timing to go over and push the files to the back again. :lol:


I think I'll wait until my part-timer is here and she has been in the files.

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 09:20 PM

perfect timing to go over and push the files to the back again. :lol:


And shuffle them so they're all out of order. :devil:

#27 JBetty

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 09:25 PM

And shuffle them so they're all out of order. :devil:



You trying to get me killed?
I thought we were friends. :cry:

#28 Depends

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 09:27 PM

Make a new file called "LAYOFFS 2012"
Have only 1 name on a list... Hers...

#29 Spidergawd

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 09:28 PM

Perpetual setlist for these situations:

poop on desk>punch in throat

e: glue files together

#30 JBetty

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 09:28 PM

:lol:

#31 Spidergawd

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 09:28 PM

<-- Testy Tradeshow Guy

#32 Ginger Snap

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 09:34 PM

Perpetual setlist for these situations:

poop on desk>punch in throat

e: glue files together


Or you could boobie trap the files so when she goes to space them poop explodes all over her face.

#33 JBetty

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 09:37 PM

<-- Testy Tradeshow Guy



Let's keep your testes out of this, mmmmmmkay?

#34 Joker

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 09:38 PM

I've officially changed her name from Cranky to Bitchy.

Won't that be confusing for the other dwarfettes?

#35 SunshineDrummer

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 09:43 PM

And shuffle them so they're all out of order. :devil:


No, just trying to drive BB completely over the edge.

You could also fill her desk drawers with the "right size" paper clips. You know..to be helpful. That way she'll always have them on hand.

#36 unbroken_chain

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 10:12 PM

This woman has had it out for me since the first day I walked in the door, and I have no idea why.
I've never been anything but nice and polite to her.

She has bitched at me for using the wrong size paper clip.
She has bitched at me for parking 10" too far to the left, in a parking lot that isn't even half full.
She has bitched at me for forgetting to write in the log book when I am late, yet she never does the same and is late 4 out of 5 days every week.
She has bitched at me for writing the number 9 wrong. It looks too much like a 7.
The list goes on and on and on and on and on......
The boss has told me that she bitches about me so much, he isn't even going to tell me about it because he doesn't give a shit about it all.


I think she needs a ride to vibes in my new white windowless van. :coffee:

#37 Jwheelz

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 10:25 PM

is that the one with the secret compartment under the floor?

#38 unbroken_chain

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 10:26 PM

I call it the Drop n Drag door....

#39 Jwheelz

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 10:30 PM

sounds like an excellent new feature

#40 Java Time

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 10:32 PM

I'm not a book keeper either...I return them :drool:

#41 unbroken_chain

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 10:34 PM

I'm not a book keeper either...I return them :drool:


not me brah. Catch and Release is for friggin small river fish. :rolling:

#42 Java Time

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 10:37 PM

Call be when you are ready to drop the C-bomb :gregoir:


YEAH!!! C-word, C- word, C-word!!! SAY IT....SAY IT!!! :ura1:

#43 BHB

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 10:48 PM

^ya that.

Drop the fuckin C-Bomb like a boss! You wanna do it, we want you to do it. No judgements.

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#44 JBetty

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Posted 15 November 2012 - 01:24 PM

I think she needs a ride to vibes in my new white windowless van. :coffee:



Darn. Why did you have to move so far away?




BHB - :rolling:

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Posted 15 November 2012 - 01:32 PM

Here's a mild yet effective one. When she's not at her desk, chain every paperclip she has together. Fun times.

#46 Spidergawd

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Posted 15 November 2012 - 01:33 PM

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#47 MeOmYo

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Posted 15 November 2012 - 01:35 PM

:lol:

#48 BHB

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Posted 15 November 2012 - 01:38 PM

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:lol: im buyin that!

#49 Spidergawd

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Posted 15 November 2012 - 01:48 PM

:rolling:

A buddy sent that to me. I lulz heartily whenever I think about it.

#50 JBetty

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Posted 15 November 2012 - 02:00 PM

Here's a mild yet effective one. When she's not at her desk, chain every paperclip she has together. Fun times.



No way!
When I first started working here I made the egregious mistake of going into her office when she wasn't there.

BB arrives as I'm putting papers in her IN basket on her desk - WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?!?!
Me - Leaving these papers for you.
BB - YOU CAN'T BE IN HERE ALL ALONE, THERE IS CONFIDENTIAL INFORMATION IN HERE!
Me - I'm not looking at anything confidential, I'm just dropping off these papers for you.
BB - BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH..............

I don't remember the rest of it, but she yammered on and on and on and on.
Repeating herself over and over until I just walked away with her blabbing on and on.