20 replies to this topic

[Jambear]

The Jehovahs Witnesses are ringing my door bell and pounding on my door!!



Seriously!!
Do they know i was at Chris Robinson Brotherhood last night killing brain cells?!

Why do they feel the need to try and save me?
Dont they know this is New Hampshire and we have guns?!

Look at this stupid fucking flyer!!
That moose would stomp the shit out of that couple if they were that close and who's the blond on the horse lady god damn godiva?!!

I just told them i already knew this....That the Myans predicted it thousands of years ago......thanks and shut the door.

Like you frick'n breif case carrying, door banging, sleep robbing zealots are going to save me.

Sheesh!!

[Tim the Beek]

I like pumpkins and apples. Flowers are nice too.

[MeOmYo]

invite them for a shot of tequila

[PieDoh]

tell them you have a strict no rider policy


tell them everybody gets saved in your world , except door to door ministers..

[Jambear]

If they want suffering to end maybe they should go down to the tri state area and deliver gas door to door or at least sandwiches.

[Tim the Beek]

If they want suffering to end maybe they should go down to the tri state area and deliver gas door to door or at least sandwiches.

[concert andy]

They always come to my door. Sometimes when a neighbor knocks for time, I will not answer unless he keeps knocking, because the JW will leave after one or two knocks.


Funny story, when I was younger I was at a friends house and they came to the door,. My friend started throwing change at the door yelling, take all my money, while another friend tried to deal with them.

[Java Time]

The Jehovahs Witnesses are ringing my door bell and pounding on my door!!



Seriously!!
Do they know i was at Chris Robinson Brotherhood last night killing brain cells?!

Why do they feel the need to try and save me?
Dont they know this is New Hampshire and we have guns?!

Look at this stupid fucking flyer!!
That moose would stomp the shit out of that couple if they were that close and who's the blond on the horse lady god damn godiva?!!

I just told them i already knew this....That the Myans predicted it thousands of years ago......thanks and shut the door.

Like you frick'n breif case carrying, door banging, sleep robbing zealots are going to save me.

Sheesh!!

Blondie is the heathen looking at the nice JW couple and their bountiful harvest...wondering "wow, if I was a Jehovah's Witness I'd have apples and pumpkins coming out my ass and be protected by Moose!...[sigh] wish I were a Jehovah's Witness "

[hoagie]

I like talking to them and comparing bible selections, them from their book, me fron the KJV. It gets heated!

[elder]

I like to remind them that my town has laws against door to door bs .... and that my dog bites.

[SunshineDrummer]

They don't come to our house anymore. But at this point, if they had a full gas can in hand, I'd invite them in for dinner.

[Mutant]

Damn, JWs showing up at your door the same week that the election madness finally ends? That's like getting punished for the same thing twice.

[KrisNYG]

They have walked right in my home/business during my hours of op. I usually tell them I know what they're selling and I'm not buying. That with a finger point towards the door usually does the trick. Loud barking from Louie is also helpful.

[Tim the Beek]

They have walked right in my home/business during my hours of op. I usually tell them I know what they're selling and I'm not buying. That with a finger point towards the door usually does the trick. Loud barking from Louie is also helpful.

Blondie is the heathen...

Just sayin'.

[sarah b.]

Sausage. i hear you. I've been a little shorter than usual, lately. :lol;

[megmyster]

A moose and some pumpkins will solve everything, every time!

[JBetty]

A moose and a pumpkin walked into a bar....

[TEO]

[Eddie Z]

Years and years ago, I had an adult case of Chicken Pox. The dumbasses picked the day I was at maximum contagiousness to bother me. I was more than happy to invite them in. LOL. "so what are you doing home on a beautiful day like this??!" they asked...

They didn't stay long after I told them. ;-)

[concert andy]

One time when I was a kid they were at my door talking to probably a 13 year old me. I lived in an apartment building. My friend who lived up stairs came down the stairs and saw me at the door with them. He started yelling crazy stuff like, 666, satan rules, burn in hell, and then was gone with me slowly closing the door saying something like have a nice day, and proceeded to

[Depends]

is that Mt Snow?