44 replies to this topic

[georgi]

Clean the snow off your cars, assholes.

This message brought to you with love.

[insolent cur]

i knew you were going to say that!

she's right.

[georgi]

And I don't mean clean off a little section of your windshield so you can see.

Brush the whole thing off.

If you are short...get a step stool or use a broom.

I wish I was a cop. I'd pull everybody over.

[Slave Self Promoted]

but it's so cold and wet!!

[Mind Left Body]

(((((Georgi's pet peeve)))))

[Jwheelz]

I want to bake!!

[georgi]

I've got a whole list of them.

I don't have enough time to type them all out, though, so for now, the snow on top of cars will have to do.

(I'm a crotchety old lady. )

[SunshineDrummer]

But it cleans itself off as I start driving, especially if I pick up enough speed.

[JBetty]

But it cleans itself off as I start driving, especially if I pick up enough speed.

And go over a few bumps - clean as a whistle!

[SunshineDrummer]

Exactly! Why expend the energy when the wind takes car of it for me?

Georgi, what do you have against wind power?

[JBetty]

You'd think fart-girl would be all FOR wind power.

[Jwheelz]

prolly more in favor of natural gas, prolly

[SunshineDrummer]

[georgi]

Pfft. I'll give you fart girl.

[SunshineDrummer]

I smell eggs. Weird.

[insolent cur]

nothing quite like that feeling when you see the sheet of ice from the car in front of you, airborne on a direct trajectory towards you.

[Slave Self Promoted]

I smell eggs. Weird.

strange. i got a whiff of eggs and pickles.

[JBetty]

I smell eggs. Weird.

You got one of those new fangled smell-a-phones, too?

[megmyster]

I think of you every winter georgi! :-)
I promise I'm good about brushing off the snow!

[SunshineDrummer]

I keep reading the title as "Winter Spa". Wishful thinking maybe?

[megmyster]

I did that at first haha :-)

[In A Silent Way]

What snow? I'm in lolGeorgia.

[seany]

> is totally going to load my car up with snow and stalk Georgi...

[megmyster]

Sean!!! Haha....now, now...

[georgi]

> is totally going to load my car up with snow and stalk Georgi...

Well, I kept my eyes on the road on the way home, BUT, I did notice everybody did a good job cleaning off their cars (this time!)

I made it home safely, clean car and all.

[tyedyedee]

i was convincing my boss to get a roof rake for the huge muthaeffing van we have to clean off, this evening as it started to snow
i caught myself, but i almost said "besides, you DONT wanna piss off georgi!"

[SunshineDrummer]

What snow? I'm in lolGeorgia.

Hating you so hard right now.

[georgi]

Aww, thanks Dee!

[SunshineDrummer]

"What's the problem? I can see just fine!"

[georgi]

[JBetty]

"What's the problem? I can see just fine!"

Not only can they see just fine, if they knock the snow off the top of the car it will land in the freshly shoveled driveway, and then they'll have to shovel the driveway all over again just to get out!

[georgi]

Supposed to snow today...not sure how much. I think we're in a dusting to 2".

But hey, felt like bumping this anyways.

[Lemireacle]

tl,;dr

[georgi]

lmt

[JBetty]

Just a little off the windshield and I'm ready to drive!

[georgi]

[georgi]

Sweet wheels, dude.

[Spidergawd]

[Mind Left Body]

Just a little off the windshield and I'm ready to drive!

Glad you can see out that rear window....

[Lemireacle]

lmt

[georgi]

[SunshineDrummer]

I can't believe Georgi wants me to knock this poor defenseless family onto the ground. That's just cruel.

[Lemireacle]

It ain't right!

[nikkiblue]

Georgi, I think of you EVERY single time I wipe the snow off my car... as I grumble through trying to reach the entire roof while getting the front of my fuckin jacket all wet to accomplish it.... Thanks. Thanks for guilt tripping me into doing 'the right thing'
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[SunshineDrummer]

"Geooorrrgiiii....I'm coming to getttt yoooouuuuu...."