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[Julius]

or else!

[Joker]

KING PENIS!!!

[JBetty]

Joker for ?

[Ravn]

A vote for Jack is a vote for penis?

Are you going to help Jack off the ballot?

[Joker]

Just pull the lever

[Jwheelz]

I abstain, courteously...

[Spidergawd]

Nans. No penis or deathface. I'm not going to vote because I'm pissy and self-righteous.

[Joker]

Vote Turd Party

[concert andy]

[Julius]

Vote Turd Party

Don't ever say I never did anything for ya.

[TakeAStepBack]

Vote Turd Party

Sounds like an honest candidate.

[KrisNYG]

KING PENIS!!!

I was about to complain that my preferred choice for voting was not present. I quickly rethought that with this post. Thanks a lot !!!

A vote for Jack is a vote for penis?

Are you going to help Jack off the ballot?

[Joker]

[Phishfolk]

[SunshineDrummer]

Remember kids....a vote for Jack is a vote for Bud Light.

[Julius]

So it's JOKER in the lead with 3 votes, closely followed by JOKER and JOKER with one vote each.

This one's gonna be a squeaker people!!!!!!

update at 5 eastern

[KrisNYG]

Remember kids....a vote for Jack is a vote for Bud Light.

[Jwheelz]

[SunshineDrummer]

So it's JOKER in the lead with 3 votes, closely followed by JOKER and JOKER with one vote each.

This one's gonna be a squeaker people!!!!!!

update at 5 eastern

[Joker]

If elected I promise to make no promises

[SunshineDrummer]

If elected I promise to make no promises

Seems legit.

[Spidergawd]

Someone's definitely going to the poll in this erection.

[Joker]

Trust me, I'd only lie to you if I knew I could get away with it

[Julius]

and it's 5 eastern and time for your thrilling election update:

JOKER still leads with 3 votes but the competition is closing fast with JOKER gaining a vote for a total of 2 and JOKER squeaking out one more vote too.

This one is tighter than a nun's hoohaa, folks!

[Joker]

[Julius]

5:30 eastern and the polls are quiet.

Can JOKER win? Or will he be beaten by himself, or himself. Only the voters know for sure.

exit poll at 6

[insolent cur]

Vote Turd Party

is that really a party you want to get behind?

[Jwheelz]

5:30 eastern and the polls are quiet.

Can JOKER win? Or will he be beaten by himself, or himself. Only the voters know for sure.

exit poll at 6

So if I read this correctly, one way or another joker is going to be beating himself... hmm

and it actually looks like one vote was deleted so it is apparently a three-way tie between joker, joker and joker currently

[Tim the Beek]

[Tim the Beek]

So if I read this correctly, one way or another joker is going to be beating himself... hmm

Irregardless ( ) there will be Jacking involved.

[Tim the Beek]

Oh, and I didn't vote in this poll.

[Julius]

So if I read this correctly, one way or another joker is going to be beating himself... hmm

and it actually looks like one vote was deleted so it is apparently a three-way tie between joker, joker and joker currently

Oh no! If it's a tie then he can't beat himself!

somebody is fucking with me here. . . . how the hell does a vote get deleted?

[Jwheelz]

Oh no! If it's a tie then he can't beat himself!

somebody is fucking with me here. . . . how the hell does a vote get deleted?

well I had originally said I would abstain but then I changed my mind... so now that I have cast a vote (I know it's supposed to be anonymous but, I have to admit, I voted for Joker) there is a delete my vote button available... would wreak havoc on the national level

[Joker]

[CTMuleman]

Oh no! If it's a tie then he can't beat himself!

somebody is fucking with me here. . . . how the hell does a vote get deleted?

You learn something new everyday! There is a delete button!

[insolent cur]

did you hear joker at the debate? he convinced me...i'm voting for joker.

[SunshineDrummer]

I abstain, courteously...

I wonder if I'm the only person in this thread who gets this?

[insolent cur]

I wonder if I'm the only person in this thread who gets this?

had to re-read but...

[Jwheelz]

references to somewhat obscure musicals

[KrisNYG]

Irregardless ( ) there will be Jacking involved.

Oh no you didn't!

[SunshineDrummer]

references to somewhat obscure musicals

(And one of my personal faves, taboot!)

[Julius]

Hippie News Network. . . update at 10 eastern

[Depends]

Joker is no empty chair. He is a full chaise.

[Julius]

This is HNN news. (Grateful Dead music blares in the background, something terrible off of In the Dark) Julius Caesar Salad reporting.

But first a programing note: HNN will be OFF THE AIR at 11 eastern to watch Comedy Central's election coverage.

IMPORTANT ELECTION UPDATE: JOKER leads convincingly with 44% of the vote. In second pace is JOKER with 33% and JOKER brings up the rear (hey dude be careful back there!) with 22%.

It is no coincidence that JOKER has twice the number of JOKER and the other JOKER is exactly half way in between them. It is a CONSPIRACY!

[Julius]

Now we will interview some voters and try to analyze why they chose JOKER (D) instead of JOKER ®, or that asshole JOKER (I).

[PieDoh]

i voted "present". mkay?

[Joker]

[Julius]

OK we have a voter here, wearing some horrible patchwork hippie thing and work boots. Sir, why did you vote for Joker (D)
I voted for Joker (D) because of his strong support for unions. This country was built by unions!

Next up, some chick wearing a burka. Maam, why did you vote for Joker ®?
He stands with us on the unholy terrorist state of Israel! He is our secret ally inside of the great satanic infidel state of MA.

[KrisNYG]

Joker is no empty chair. He is a full chaise.

Truth!

[Joker]

I ran a laid back campaign