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Poll: Who are going to vote for????? (13 member(s) have cast votes)

Who are going to vote for?????

  1. Joker (5 votes [38.46%])

    Percentage of vote: 38.46%

  2. Joker (4 votes [30.77%])

    Percentage of vote: 30.77%

  3. Joker (4 votes [30.77%])

    Percentage of vote: 30.77%

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#1 Julius

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Posted 06 November 2012 - 08:18 PM

or else!

#2 Joker

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Posted 06 November 2012 - 08:19 PM

KING PENIS!!!

#3 JBetty

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Posted 06 November 2012 - 08:19 PM

Joker for :asshole: ?

#4 Ravn

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Posted 06 November 2012 - 08:19 PM

A vote for Jack is a vote for penis?

Are you going to help Jack off the ballot?

#5 Joker

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Posted 06 November 2012 - 08:20 PM

Just pull the lever

#6 Jwheelz

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Posted 06 November 2012 - 08:22 PM

I abstain, courteously...








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#7 Spidergawd

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Posted 06 November 2012 - 08:23 PM

Nans. No penis or deathface. I'm not going to vote because I'm pissy and self-righteous. :nulo:





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#8 Joker

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Posted 06 November 2012 - 08:24 PM

Vote Turd Party

#9 concert andy

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Posted 06 November 2012 - 08:24 PM

:fp:

#10 Julius

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Posted 06 November 2012 - 08:28 PM

Vote Turd Party


Don't ever say I never did anything for ya. :lol:

#11 TakeAStepBack

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Posted 06 November 2012 - 08:35 PM

Vote Turd Party


:lmao:

Sounds like an honest candidate. :funny1:

#12 KrisNYG

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Posted 06 November 2012 - 08:36 PM

KING PENIS!!!


I was about to complain that my preferred choice for voting was not present. I quickly rethought that with this post. Thanks a lot :asshole: !!!

:funny1:

A vote for Jack is a vote for penis?

Are you going to help Jack off the ballot?


:rolling: :rolling: :rolling:

#13 Joker

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Posted 06 November 2012 - 08:44 PM

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#14 Phishfolk

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Posted 06 November 2012 - 08:49 PM

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#15 SunshineDrummer

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Posted 06 November 2012 - 08:59 PM

Remember kids....a vote for Jack is a vote for Bud Light. :wow:

#16 Julius

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Posted 06 November 2012 - 09:43 PM

So it's JOKER in the lead with 3 votes, closely followed by JOKER and JOKER with one vote each.

This one's gonna be a squeaker people!!!!!!

update at 5 eastern

#17 KrisNYG

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Posted 06 November 2012 - 09:54 PM

Remember kids....a vote for Jack is a vote for Bud Light. :wow:




http://youtu.be/aNUr__-VZeQ

#18 Jwheelz

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Posted 06 November 2012 - 09:55 PM

:rolling:

#19 SunshineDrummer

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Posted 06 November 2012 - 10:00 PM

So it's JOKER in the lead with 3 votes, closely followed by JOKER and JOKER with one vote each.

This one's gonna be a squeaker people!!!!!!

update at 5 eastern


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#20 Joker

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Posted 06 November 2012 - 10:02 PM

If elected I promise to make no promises

#21 SunshineDrummer

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Posted 06 November 2012 - 10:03 PM

If elected I promise to make no promises


Seems legit.

#22 Spidergawd

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Posted 06 November 2012 - 10:04 PM

Someone's definitely going to the poll in this erection.

#23 Joker

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Posted 06 November 2012 - 10:04 PM

Trust me, I'd only lie to you if I knew I could get away with it

#24 Julius

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Posted 06 November 2012 - 10:07 PM

and it's 5 eastern and time for your thrilling election update:

JOKER still leads with 3 votes but the competition is closing fast with JOKER gaining a vote for a total of 2 and JOKER squeaking out one more vote too.

This one is tighter than a nun's hoohaa, folks!

#25 Joker

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Posted 06 November 2012 - 10:24 PM

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#26 Julius

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Posted 06 November 2012 - 10:33 PM

5:30 eastern and the polls are quiet. :bang:

Can JOKER win? Or will he be beaten by himself, or himself. Only the voters know for sure.

exit poll at 6

#27 insolent cur

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Posted 06 November 2012 - 10:50 PM

Vote Turd Party


is that really a party you want to get behind? :funny1:

#28 Jwheelz

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Posted 06 November 2012 - 11:01 PM

5:30 eastern and the polls are quiet. :bang:

Can JOKER win? Or will he be beaten by himself, or himself. Only the voters know for sure.

exit poll at 6


So if I read this correctly, one way or another joker is going to be beating himself... hmm

and it actually looks like one vote was deleted so it is apparently a three-way tie between joker, joker and joker currently :lol:

#29 Tim the Beek

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Posted 06 November 2012 - 11:03 PM

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#30 Tim the Beek

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Posted 06 November 2012 - 11:04 PM

So if I read this correctly, one way or another joker is going to be beating himself... hmm


Irregardless ( :funny1: ) there will be Jacking involved.

#31 Tim the Beek

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Posted 06 November 2012 - 11:07 PM

Oh, and I didn't vote in this poll. :mrgreen:

#32 Julius

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Posted 06 November 2012 - 11:09 PM

So if I read this correctly, one way or another joker is going to be beating himself... hmm

and it actually looks like one vote was deleted so it is apparently a three-way tie between joker, joker and joker currently :lol:


Oh no! If it's a tie then he can't beat himself! :lol:

somebody is fucking with me here. . . . how the hell does a vote get deleted?

#33 Jwheelz

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Posted 06 November 2012 - 11:12 PM

Oh no! If it's a tie then he can't beat himself! :lol:

somebody is fucking with me here. . . . how the hell does a vote get deleted?


well I had originally said I would abstain but then I changed my mind... so now that I have cast a vote (I know it's supposed to be anonymous but, I have to admit, I voted for Joker) there is a delete my vote button available... would wreak havoc on the national level

#34 Joker

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Posted 06 November 2012 - 11:18 PM

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#35 CTMuleman

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Posted 07 November 2012 - 12:01 AM

Oh no! If it's a tie then he can't beat himself! :lol:

somebody is fucking with me here. . . . how the hell does a vote get deleted?


:funny1: You learn something new everyday! There is a delete button! :lol:

#36 insolent cur

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Posted 07 November 2012 - 12:09 AM

did you hear joker at the debate? he convinced me...i'm voting for joker.

#37 SunshineDrummer

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Posted 07 November 2012 - 02:15 AM

I abstain, courteously...








:funny1:


:rolling:

I wonder if I'm the only person in this thread who gets this?

#38 insolent cur

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Posted 07 November 2012 - 02:18 AM

:rolling:

I wonder if I'm the only person in this thread who gets this?


had to re-read but... :lol:

#39 Jwheelz

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Posted 07 November 2012 - 02:29 AM

references to somewhat obscure musicals :thup:

#40 KrisNYG

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Posted 07 November 2012 - 02:33 AM

Irregardless ( :funny1: ) there will be Jacking involved.


Oh no you didn't!

#41 SunshineDrummer

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Posted 07 November 2012 - 02:46 AM

references to somewhat obscure musicals :thup:


:clapping:

(And one of my personal faves, taboot!)

#42 Julius

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Posted 07 November 2012 - 02:49 AM

Hippie News Network. . . update at 10 eastern

#43 Depends

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Posted 07 November 2012 - 02:50 AM

Joker is no empty chair. He is a full chaise.

#44 Julius

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Posted 07 November 2012 - 03:02 AM

This is HNN news. (Grateful Dead music blares in the background, something terrible off of In the Dark) Julius Caesar Salad reporting.

But first a programing note: HNN will be OFF THE AIR at 11 eastern to watch Comedy Central's election coverage.

IMPORTANT ELECTION UPDATE: JOKER leads convincingly with 44% of the vote. In second pace is JOKER with 33% and JOKER brings up the rear (hey dude be careful back there!) with 22%.

It is no coincidence that JOKER has twice the number of JOKER and the other JOKER is exactly half way in between them. It is a CONSPIRACY!

#45 Julius

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Posted 07 November 2012 - 03:03 AM

Now we will interview some voters and try to analyze why they chose JOKER (D) instead of JOKER ®, or that asshole JOKER (I).

#46 PieDoh

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Posted 07 November 2012 - 03:15 AM

i voted "present". mkay?

#47 Joker

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Posted 07 November 2012 - 03:16 AM

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#48 Julius

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Posted 07 November 2012 - 03:16 AM

OK we have a voter here, wearing some horrible patchwork hippie thing and work boots. Sir, why did you vote for Joker (D)
I voted for Joker (D) because of his strong support for unions. This country was built by unions!

Next up, some chick wearing a burka. Maam, why did you vote for Joker ®?
He stands with us on the unholy terrorist state of Israel! He is our secret ally inside of the great satanic infidel state of MA.

#49 KrisNYG

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Posted 07 November 2012 - 03:22 AM

Joker is no empty chair. He is a full chaise.


Truth!

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#50 Joker

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Posted 07 November 2012 - 03:24 AM

I ran a laid back campaign