Were you snooping my computer when I was in the shower?
So, that's why you put the computer in your room. It had nothing to do with protecting it from accidental spills from the wine and beer being next to it! DAMMIT!
I haven't seen anyone I know in "professional" porn (Is that what you call it?) but I've seen a couple I know in ametuer porn, which I tend to prefer anyhow.