22 replies to this topic

[Slave Self Promoted]

what keeps you sane when shit hits the fan??


i like to plan my next taco. it's ridiculous, but promising myself awesome tacos for persevering gets me through the tough times. the severity of the situation is applied to whether i go to taco bell or one of the 3 awesome nearby mexican joints. today was super super bad, so i went all out and went to jenni's, where a mexican midget made me my tacos.

problem. solved.

[Ginger Snap]

I send someone to be committed inpatient.

[Joker]

[Slave Self Promoted]

i want that job! does it come with a personalized rubber stamp that says FUCK YOU, FUCKER on it? cause then i'll be all in.

[TEO]

Utter the words balance due.

[Ginger Snap]

You meant that question to me and not joker right?

[Slave Self Promoted]

yes wit.

joker, you should know better than to take the blue pills while on the clock.

[Slave Self Promoted]

Utter the words balance due while taking a giant turd on client's chest.

saved for later. will try. thank you!

[concert andy]

Come here for shits and giggles.

[Ginger Snap]

Come here for shits and giggles.

You must be looking for that new ass slop goo Julius was looking into.

[capt_morgan]

bust a nut

[Slave Self Promoted]

ass slop goo. is that the stuff in plasma tvs?

[Slave Self Promoted]

bust a nut

multiple things wrong about this, augie.

a) on the food? ew. and do you wash your hands after, or should people know you have wiener all up on your fingers. wienerfinger'd wine glass. blech.
3) what a waste. that shit had better be saved to bring home to the woman. fully articulated fetal skeletons don't make themselves, jackass!

[concert andy]

You must be looking for that new ass slop goo Julius was looking into.

Wait what?

There is a new ass slop goo?

Please tell me where and how to get said goo.

[capt_morgan]

santorum is everywhere these days...not hard to aquire

[Ravn]

Does falling asleep while I nurse the baby count?

When I get stressed out about all the crap I need to get done, I promise myself a movie night. A movie of MY CHOICE. With NO KIDS. With snacks of MY CHOICE that I don't have to share.

Next Friday will be buffalo chicken dip and baguette with a still to be determined movie.

[Jambear]

There really is none.
It just keeps going and going 24-7.

If i ever do get down time i usually check in here or check out some music youtubes on a COW (computer on wheels)

[Ginger Snap]

Wait what?

There is a new ass slop goo?

Please tell me where and how to get said goo.

http://www.gathering...up-your-mingey/

[Rionach aka Spec K]

I high five !

[concert andy]

http://www.gathering...up-your-mingey/

Ah yes, 18 again.

I was a little disappointed they moved this thread to L&S.

[Java Time]

I smoke cigarettes...works every time

[In A Silent Way]

Swing my water jug over the partitions and smack people in the head.

[PieDoh]

i don't hold it in.

i let it all out.



at high decibels....and all the words....