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Ladies what does a man have to be to qualify to enter a relationship with you?


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#101 Ginger Snap

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Posted 05 October 2012 - 08:18 AM

Well god damn posting in this thread remind me how I have to get back to court so they can decree and then enforce that my kids' father has to contribute to their upbringing, no matter how good their mom is of doing it for him.

#102 Ginger Snap

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Posted 05 October 2012 - 08:22 AM

I get so used to carrying the load sometimes that I forget there's a whole gaggle of people around me to share the load. The hard part is sometimes you have the unfortunate position to have to kick one in the ass! And they fly opposite of you real fast for a while...but simmer back in near the warmth.

#103 Ginger Snap

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Posted 05 October 2012 - 08:24 AM

Holy Bump! If christ wasn't lookin at me just then!

I'm usually the one to take the asswhoopin' so I'm used to it being hot.

#104 Ginger Snap

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Posted 05 October 2012 - 08:34 AM

:funny1: well okay that ain't the whole truth. Sometime"s I'm givin' it too. :funny1:

#105 Ginger Snap

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Posted 05 October 2012 - 08:36 AM

A deep inclination to watch me while I dance in the mirror.

#106 Ginger Snap

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Posted 05 October 2012 - 08:36 AM

:giggle:

#107 china cat

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Posted 05 October 2012 - 10:01 AM

Wit's not right today :lol:

#108 seany

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Posted 05 October 2012 - 11:36 AM

:funny1:

#109 Lemireacle

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Posted 05 October 2012 - 12:16 PM

:lol:

#110 Jersey Thug

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Posted 05 October 2012 - 12:53 PM

:lol: :lol: :lol: :heart:

#111 KrisNYG

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Posted 05 October 2012 - 01:06 PM

:rotf: Love you, Wit! XO

#112 Ginger Snap

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Posted 05 October 2012 - 01:31 PM

opps. :funny1:

#113 KrisNYG

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Posted 05 October 2012 - 01:32 PM

:rolling:

#114 Ginger Snap

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Posted 05 October 2012 - 01:37 PM

Sigh. Let's be real. Sigh. Big cock. Final answer.

#115 Tim the Beek

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Posted 05 October 2012 - 01:47 PM

:lmao:

<3

#116 melissaphish

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Posted 05 October 2012 - 03:30 PM

Another point to consider is that people change over time. In a long term relationship, the person you entered it with is not necessarily the same person 15 years later. Sure at the core they usually are (a lot of those core characteristics listed) but philosophies change, things of importance change, people grow, people stop growing, kids change everything...etc...there's an ebb & flow to this.


One of the many reasons I am so happy that I didn't et married until i was 40. I figure, if my 48 year old husband is still a fun loving music freak, that is not likely to change anytime soon!

#117 melissaphish

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Posted 05 October 2012 - 03:32 PM

Sigh. Let's me real. Sigh. Big cock. Final answer.


lol lol lol lol lol

#118 TEO

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Posted 05 October 2012 - 04:29 PM

Sigh. Let's me real. Sigh. Big cock. Final answer.


Not a shallow answer. :wink:

#119 Tim the Beek

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Posted 05 October 2012 - 04:33 PM

Not a shallow answer. :wink:


Ideally, it's pretty deep.

#120 Jersey Thug

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Posted 05 October 2012 - 04:36 PM

and

deep is :naughty:



#121 TEO

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Posted 05 October 2012 - 04:36 PM

Ideally, it's pretty deep.


Like a tuna can.

#122 Tim the Beek

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Posted 05 October 2012 - 04:39 PM

and


:clap:

Like a tuna can.


Posted Image

:eek1:

#123 TEO

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Posted 05 October 2012 - 04:44 PM

:funny1:

#124 Ginger Snap

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Posted 05 October 2012 - 07:37 PM

See now that's why I don't ordinarily poke smot. :funny1:

#125 Julius

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Posted 05 October 2012 - 07:48 PM

I had 3 pages as the over/under for the truth to come out. :lol:

#126 Ezekiel Tweakscrotum

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Posted 05 October 2012 - 08:04 PM

I had 3 pages as the over/under for the truth to come out. :lol:


And a most penetrating insight it was.

#127 Ginger Snap

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Posted 05 October 2012 - 08:24 PM

Okay so not just that, but the ability and desire to use it like all the time. Like everyday all the time. Like if you think I've had enough stop thinking and do it again. Hell I haven't even peaked yet. Libido. It's ridiculous.

#128 TEO

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Posted 05 October 2012 - 08:42 PM

I'm thinking some girls just keep ramping up.

#129 cdrhead

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Posted 05 October 2012 - 09:32 PM

here I am talking about love and the truth comes out
seems to be a lack of ladies that think that way around here....or maybe I just don't get out enough

#130 Ginger Snap

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Posted 05 October 2012 - 09:46 PM

I'm thinking some girls just keep ramping up.


How can you not when you just keep finding out and adding new things to the ever growing list of things that get ya hot?

#131 Julius

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Posted 05 October 2012 - 09:56 PM

Ryan, what they want, and what they say they want, are the same thing exactly 1.300067895% of the time.

Sigh. Let's be real. Sigh. Big cock. Final answer.


Congratulations, you are the 1%! :lol:

#132 Ginger Snap

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Posted 05 October 2012 - 10:03 PM

It's lonely at the top. :lol:

#133 gregoir

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Posted 20 October 2012 - 11:32 PM

1) Job holder? Yes (or actively looking due to lay off, etc.)
2) homeowner? Don't care.
3) apartment dweller? Don't care.
4) College graduate? Not a must but MUST be intelligent. Smart is hawt!
5) good looking? Yes. However, I rate personality higher. It can make someone better looking quickly or real ugly, real fast.
6) finacially idnependent? Yes. If I wanted to support someone I would have lolchildren.
7) nice to people? Yes but not too nice. Pushovers and doormats are NOT attractive.
8) pet compatible? MUST LOVE DOGS!
9) completely heterosexual? For me, yes.
10) music lover? YES! (the good kind, not the crap Gregoir listens to. lol)



I'll add:
- Must be crazy fun but not batshit crazy.
- Self confidence and pride without being an egomaniac, self righteous.
- Solid character.
- Honesty, trust and respect rank VERY high with me. You lie once that's kind of it (unless I'm asking if my ass looks huge in a pair of jeans, then it's okay. lol)
- Must be a good friend. You can tell a lot about someone by observing how they treat their friends.
- Must be comfortable in their own skin. If you don't like yourself, why the hell should I?
- Jealous types need not apply.
- Must be able to make me laugh... a lot.
- Must have their own interests independent of mine.
- There must be a superior mental connection as well as physical. If one is missing the other will train wreck pretty damn fast.
- Must have the ability to communicate and if a disagreement arises must be able to fight fair.
- I like men that can cook. Foodies are... reow!
- Must be killer in the sack. I have zero time for mediocre sex at this point in my life, I'd rather go without (and have)!

That's it for now, if I think of more I'll add. lol


And Ry, you have lots of awesome qualities... not just the ones you originally listed. :)


I was going to make an exception for you, but now you'll just have to keep calling out gregoir as Julius humps your leg.

#134 gregoir

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Posted 20 October 2012 - 11:37 PM

Who is he? :joker:


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#135 china cat

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Posted 21 October 2012 - 12:41 AM

:gregoir:


that can't be you, 'cause you don't smoke.

#136 gregoir

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Posted 21 October 2012 - 06:00 PM

that can't be you, 'cause you don't smoke.


that man is not smoking a cigarette :pimp:

#137 KrisNYG

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Posted 23 October 2012 - 04:58 PM

I was going to make an exception for you, but now you'll just have to keep calling out gregoir as Julius humps your leg.


Caught that one, eh? Took you long enough! :rolling: :rolling: :rolling:

#138 KrisNYG

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Posted 26 October 2012 - 05:22 PM

Posted Image

:rolling: :rolling: :rolling:

#139 Tim the Beek

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Posted 26 October 2012 - 05:28 PM

FTMFW!!! :lmao:

#140 Jersey Thug

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Posted 26 October 2012 - 07:06 PM

:lol: :lol: :lol:

that would absolutely be a deal breaker!

this week, the required qualities are an excellent sense of humor and the patience of a saint. poor Jason!

#141 Ginger Snap

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Posted 26 October 2012 - 07:12 PM

So today I was talking to my girlfriend and she said, "My bar is so much lower than yours- like right now I'm like "Sweet! So you got probation not jail time....here's my number." :lol:

#142 Jersey Thug

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Posted 26 October 2012 - 08:54 PM

:lol: :lol: :lol:

#143 KrisNYG

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Posted 27 October 2012 - 05:24 PM

So today I was talking to my girlfriend and she said, "My bar is so much lower than yours- like right now I'm like "Sweet! So you got probation not jail time....here's my number." :lol:


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Was talking to my friend Donna last night, she's considering regressing to our "old standards". We used to get pretty excited if a prospect had a car with ins and and didn't live in his mom's basement! :lol:

#144 Jwheelz

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Posted 04 November 2012 - 11:47 PM

We used to get pretty excited if a prospect had a car

:)

with ins

:bigsmile:

and and didn't live in his mom's

:(

basement


:mrgreen:

















:funny1:

#145 Wende

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Posted 18 November 2012 - 07:05 PM

Confident and educated and knows how to party. :)

#146 Wende

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Posted 18 November 2012 - 07:06 PM

Oh and, a lefty. Must be a left and then all of the above I mentioned is usually a given.

#147 unbroken_chain

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 06:49 PM

Confident and educated and knows how to party. :)


Oh and, a lefty. Must be a left and then all of the above I mentioned is usually a given.


well well, how YOU doin??

#148 crazytigerrabbitman

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Posted 20 November 2012 - 08:15 PM

Available?

#149 hoagie

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Posted 20 November 2012 - 08:43 PM

My balls dont hang in the toilet water...

:yet:

#150 Mama Kel

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Posted 25 November 2012 - 03:19 PM

One of the many reasons I am so happy that I didn't et married until i was 40. I figure, if my 48 year old husband is still a fun loving music freak, that is not likely to change anytime soon!


That hasn't changed for either of us! Not likely to change ever! :jam: