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#1 busker4freedom

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Posted 26 February 2011 - 10:36 PM

A crow walks into a bar . . . :wink: :wink: :dunno:

#2 StoneKid

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Posted 27 February 2011 - 12:14 AM

Was is a "Crow Bar"???

#3 busker4freedom

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Posted 27 February 2011 - 06:16 PM

Was is a "Crow Bar"???


come on, peeps, yooze kin dew better than this... :joker:

#4 StoneKid

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Posted 28 February 2011 - 07:39 PM

So a guy walks into a crowbar, and falls down.

Better?!?!?!
:coffee::coffee::coffee:

#5 busker4freedom

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Posted 01 March 2011 - 05:35 PM

So a guy walks into a crowbar, and falls down.

Better?!?!?!
:coffee::coffee::coffee:


:jamguy:

#6 Depends

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Posted 02 March 2011 - 09:02 PM

A crow walks into a bar . . . :wink: :wink: :dunno:


"I just flew in from L.A. ..."

#7 busker4freedom

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Posted 04 March 2011 - 08:24 AM

So a guy walks into a crowbar, and falls down.

Better?!?!?!
:coffee::coffee::coffee:


funny...

#8 busker4freedom

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Posted 12 April 2011 - 12:08 AM

"I just flew in from L.A. ..."


now yer tawkin'

#9 Tim the Beek

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Posted 19 April 2011 - 08:26 PM

So a guy walks into a crowbar, and falls down.

Gets up and says, "There's no caws for alarm."

#10 deadandgrateful

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Posted 01 May 2011 - 02:28 PM

So a guy walks into a crowbar, and falls down.

Gets up and says, "There's no caws for alarm."


:sad: :plain: :smile: :funny1: :rotf:

#11 unbroken_chain

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Posted 12 May 2011 - 05:21 PM

I just now made this up...

What did the balloon say to the thumb-tack...? ?




"Get the fuck away from me, ya prick" :lol: :lmao: :smile::cool::smile::huh::undecided::plain::sad:

#12 Tim the Beek

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Posted 13 May 2011 - 07:53 PM

I just now made this up...

What did the balloon say to the thumb-tack...? ?




"Get the fuck away from me, ya prick" :lol: :lmao: :smile::cool::smile::huh::undecided::plain::sad:


:lmao: Literally, sitting at my desk laughing. Haven't a clue why. :wink1:

Can't remember if I've unleashed this homespun gem on y'all before:

Why do pirates like thick insulation in the walls of their ships?

High Arrrrrrrrrr value!

#13 PieDoh

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Posted 16 May 2011 - 12:41 AM

A crow walks into a bar . . . :wink: :wink: :dunno:


and orders a rusty nail...?

#14 PieDoh

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Posted 16 May 2011 - 12:41 AM

"I just flew in from L.A. ..."


and are my wings tired!

#15 MikeBones

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Posted 17 June 2011 - 02:57 AM

Ok let's back track.....Crow walks into a bar, takes a seat and says to the barkeep "Hey man, I'd love a beer, but I got no hands just these here wings,so you'll have to put it right on my pecker.....

#16 Lazy Lightning

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Posted 21 June 2011 - 09:12 AM

A baby seal walks into a bar, pulls up a stool and says "Can I get a Canadian Club on the rocks?"

:esau: :rimshot:

#17 Burning Heart

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Posted 21 June 2011 - 06:17 PM

www.crowbaraustin.com

A man walks into the Crow Bar...
:clapping:

#18 Lazy Lightning

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Posted 24 June 2011 - 12:04 AM

Ever been to the Broken Spoke, BH?

It's strictly a country venue, but a lot of fun... Not too far from where I used to live near the south end of Lamar.

#19 MikeBones

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Posted 29 June 2011 - 02:42 AM

Love the Broken Spoke, had a greaaaaat blackout there once......I think

#20 MikeBones

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Posted 29 June 2011 - 02:43 AM

What do you do to a Elephant with 3 balls?

#21 Depends

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Posted 01 July 2011 - 04:11 AM

Get the next pitch over the plate...

#22 busker4freedom

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Posted 04 July 2011 - 03:48 AM

Get the next pitch over the plate...


:rotf: :lmao:

Did you know what Tarzan did when he retired?

#23 PieDoh

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Posted 05 July 2011 - 01:22 PM

slept like a vine?