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[ladygingechilla]

Hey, check out my band!




Please note wet stain on floor under (real) schmoop bucket



Thats right, think hard...
Good....
Now, one more- just like that yes. Just open your mouth a little



Not Gummydick




I'm sorry that I'm so not sorry






For my dearest brother Dead&Grateful, for his return from California bringing back some fluffing skills to RI.

[deadheadskier]

I know you(we) all are freaks, but did the penis snake thread have any influence on the direction of this tour?

[Eco]

Lol, yes we were in search of that snake and came really close.....no clue why those dildos have to be so be hard and firm unlike the snake.

[Spidergawd]

Wow, next time I tell you to eat a bag of dicks, you'll clearly know where to find them,

[Jambear]

I would just like to clarify i did not make that wet spot on the floor.

And who knew Ron Jeremy actually had such a big wang? (well, other than Josh)

[Tim the Beek]

And who knew Ron Jeremy actually had such a big wang? (well, other than Josh)

I always figured he was a legendary name in the prons because of his handsome mug and fit physique...

[Tim the Beek]

[ladygingechilla]

[tyedyedee]

josh, you know you wanted the cat in a can

[TheDHJ]

josh, you know you wanted the cat in a can

I did almost buy it. I won't lie.

[Jwheelz]

at first I was a little scared to look at this thread... but it contains so much win!

[tyedyedee]

i believe the idea to come to the shop was borne from a conversation about how the combat zone used to be right over *there*
it was the nickname of a sordid, crime-infested cluster of strip clubs and the like that used to be in that area of chinatown
now, the worst things in that area are rats on trash day and all the HORRIBLE drivers
anyway
someone mentioned, well, if we are done eating then lets go to the sex shop - i think chris and tony led the way

it was very funny inside
oddly enough, our crew barely warranted a second look from the two guys working

[ladygingechilla]

They must've been preoccupied with more pressing matters.
stain removal for example

[Eco]

Nah, they were busy stocking the piles of dildo coupons as fast as Chris was handing them out to everyone on the street, prolly pretty sure they loved someone marketing for them for free.

[TheDHJ]

it was very funny inside
oddly enough, our crew barely warranted a second look from the two guys working

It was like we belonged there. The dirty old man was scared off though.

[ladygingechilla]

Aww he missed the photo-opp!

Those flyers were for coupons and you didn't tell ME!?
Come-on, a girl is on a budget here.

[Eco]

Yeah, coupons for that high tech dildo that a certain members of the event kept playing with (the one hooked up to the computer/monitor over by the checkout). Not sure your budget but that looked like an expensive ass toy (that doesn't sound correct) for someone on a budget.

[ladygingechilla]

I missed that entirely

[tyedyedee]

jess trust me, it was kinda scary looking

i mean, a good size is a good size, but that was a freakin splitter

[ladygingechilla]

Now I'm even more sorry I missed it

Could've been photoshop GOLD!

[TheDHJ]

Still waiting on Eco.

[Eco]

Still waiting on Eco.

Not much different that Jessica's images but give me a few minutes and I'll prove it.

[Smiles]

[Eco]

Pretty sure that is his tongue sticking out....excited to visit the Amazing adult toy store...





See, an example of having the same shots of Jessica, you can see her in the lower left and the two dildo crazy men are posing for her.



This one is for you Smiles, notice the change of facial expression....

[Eco]

The last one was the wrong one, correction cause I don't know how to edit

[ladygingechilla]

A look of awe and intrigue
Yet somehow I miss the giant computerized one!?

[TheDHJ]

I like your version better! (Sorry Jess)

[TheDHJ]

I think I have a new avatar.

[ladygingechilla]

Douche