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[concert andy]

And no one knew it was me.

[Java Time]

that's the best!

hate when you try and pull that off and then comes the noise...now everyone knows who did it

I'm kinda partial to crop dusting crowded rooms with important people in 'em

[Spidergawd]

Man, I sure do love the ghost farting. I have my merit badge and everything.

[TheDHJ]

Man, I sure do love the ghost farting. I have my merit badge and everything.

You're the pro!

[In A Silent Way]

I love ripping an SBD in an elevator.

[Ravn]

Georgi and I get to blame our farts on the babies, lol

[concert andy]

Keeping a straight face was the hardest part. All I wanted to do was laugh.

[Phishfolk]

I was outside with the girls last night and Mack turns to me and says "it smells like eggs"

I had to fess up

[tiedyesky]

dutchoven'd

[Eddie Z]

If I farted in a crowded elevator, everybody would know it was me. I just look like the kind of guy who'd do that. I'm practically made of farts!

[concert andy]

If I farted in a crowded elevator, everybody would know it was me. I just look like the kind of guy who'd do that. I'm practically made of farts!

Me too, but somehow my corporate clothing hides that fact.

[JBetty]

Georgi and I get to blame our farts on the babies, lol

Nans - breast fed baby's farts and poops don't stink.

[Spidergawd]

Me too, but somehow my corporate clothing hides that fact.

Haha totally this! Docker'd. 'Cept when I shart in them. Then it's pretty obvious.

[Spidergawd]

Nans - breast fed baby's farts and poops don't stink.

Au mothafuckin' CONTRAIRE!! I still remember the dry heaving all too vividly.

[KrisNYG]

Haha totally this! Docker'd. 'Cept when I shart in them. Then it's pretty obvious.

[Spidergawd]

ZOMGLULZ!!!! Poor bastard!

[Spidergawd]

[JBetty]

Au mothafuckin' CONTRAIRE!! I still remember the dry heaving all too vividly.

Really?

Bet that was after food was introduced to the diet and you're misremembering.

[Spidergawd]

Maybe. But I seem to remember some STANKOIDS when she was a teeny infant onna boobies. Girl crapped like her old man.

[Java Time]

....Girl crapped like her old man.

she whined and cried like a baby?!?

[concert andy]

Haha totally this! Docker'd. 'Cept when I shart in them. Then it's pretty obvious.

Meet the below. Hehehe

[Spidergawd]

she whined and cried like a baby?!?

Absolutely. Even kicked the stall, performed the requisite body English and breathing techniques and didn't flush right away to give it the proper air time.

Chip off the ol' block, that one.

[Ravn]

Nans - breast fed baby's farts and poops don't stink.

if I eat broccoli hers do!

[Java Time]

Absolutely. Even kicked the stall, performed the requisite body English and breathing techniques and didn't flush right away to give it the proper air time.

Chip off the ol' block, that one.

[Slarti]

Glass Joe knew, he was just afraid to say anything (glass joe gif implied)

[Java Time]

Nans - breast fed baby's farts and poops don't stink.

if I eat broccoli hers do!

I tend to find no matter what I eat...baby farts and shits smell enough to promote gagging and reverse peristalsis in any and all unsuspecting passersby!

[JBetty]

Guess all my kids really DID fart rainbows.

[deadheadskier]

Absolutely. Even kicked the stall, performed the requisite body English and breathing techniques and didn't flush right away to give it the proper air time.

Chip off the ol' block, that one.

is she prone to injury while using shit ticket dispensers?

[Spidergawd]

is she prone to injury while using shit ticket dispensers?

Thankfully, not that I know of. Impressive memory you have there!

[Smiles]

And no one knew it was me.

Hell yeah!

[cheeseweasel]

I love Aerosmith!

"Fart in an elevatooooor,
Stinkin' it up as I'm goin' down!
Fart in an elevatooooor,
Won't give it up till my shorts turn brown!"