A. Zombie Running for President
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A. Zombie on Jobs:
"I'll strive to increase America's workforce...even if it kills me again."
A. Zombie on Health Issues:
"I am pro-Zombiecare. Don't be caught dead without it."
A. Zombie on Foreign Policy:
"Until we solve the zombie-viewing crisis here in America, there's no need to think about foreign policy."
A. Zombie on the Environment:
"Four words: reduce, reuse, recycle, reincarnate."
A. Zombie on the Economy:
"The average American family has a lot on its plate. But frankly, nothing good on its DISH."
A. Zombie on Education:
"I heartily support No Zombie Left Behind."
He's got my vote!!