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[china cat]

[sarah b.]

Good for you, smiles!

[WindDancer]

Evan and I were 4 hours apart and missed seeing eachother 2 times in 10 months. Schmoop has a funny way of making a long drive seem like minutes when you are day dreaming about spending the weekend with your schmoopette. And the thought of spending a weekend without them feels similar to being hit square in the gut with a baseball bat... Schmoop also makes you neglect you friends and stand them up at a Turkuaz concert, but your friend appreciates your rainbow barfing, unicorn sparkly, orchid smelling new outlook on life and forgives you for your minor indisgression.

So excited for you! She's such a nice girl, and my shennanigins obviously didn't scare her away. Get yer puke buckets ready, this one's a keeper

P.S. Folks, he brought her an orchid for their first date!!!

[In A Silent Way]

[TEO]

[JBetty]

Nothing left to do but Smiles, Smiles, Smiles.

[KrisNYG]

Nothing left to do but Smiles, Smiles, Smiles.

That's what she said.

[JBetty]

[Tim the Beek]

P.S. Folks, he brought her an orchid for their first date!!!

Thanks fer making the rest of us look bad, dude.

[JBetty]

P.S. Folks, he brought her an orchid for their first date!!!

Thanks fer making the rest of us look bad, dude.

Pro tip - You can never go wrong with flowers. Especially when they're seemingly for no reason.

[Smiles]

I'll have to credit the orchid idea to Lola, from another thread about another date. This particular lady got a much nicer orchid though. This particular lady is thrice as lovely, no doubt.

Thanks for the pardon WindDancer! I was sad to miss Turkuaz with you guys

She's such a nice girl, and my shennanigins obviously didn't scare her away.

"So you seem nice.... Do you like it in the butt? You know, in the butt?... Because my friend Justin here is a really nice guy and I'd like him to meet a sassy girl who likes it in the butt."

[Smiles]

Thanks everybody. You're all so shmoopy to me as well

[Tim the Beek]

Pro tip - You can never go wrong with flowers. Especially when they're seemingly for no reason.

Oh, I'm pretty regular with flowers. Just not exotic tropical ones.

[Tim the Beek]

"So you seem nice.... Do you like it in the butt? You know, in the butt?... Because my friend Justin here is a really nice guy and I'd like him to meet a sassy girl who likes it in the butt."

[KrisNYG]

"So you seem nice.... Do you like it in the butt? You know, in the butt?... Because my friend Justin here is a really nice guy and I'd like him to meet a sassy girl who likes it in the butt."

HAH!!!

[In A Silent Way]

Oh, I'm pretty regular with flowers.

Eating flowers makes me a little too regular.

[TEO]

The only schmoop I get is the vicarious kind. Please keep on schmooping it up Smiles!!!

[seany]

I'll be peddling heady bunk schmoop vaccine at Wormtown. One for $20, two for $30 - no deals

[TEO]

Only have one.

[china cat]

Pro tip - You can never go wrong with flowers. Especially when they're seemingly for no reason.

I have received flowers on every single date for the last 4 months

[china cat]

OMG: EDIT: I thought it said that Smiles bought her an orchard on the first date! ROFL.

[TakeAStepBack]

Wait...it didn't say that?

[Tim the Beek]

OMG: EDIT: I thought it said that Smiles bought her an orchard on the first date! ROFL.

I considered doing this myself...then thought better of it cuz I knew I'd get kicked in the nuts when I made the obligatory, "Baby, you're the apple of my eye," comment.

[JBetty]

I have received flowers on every single date for the last 4 months

and

[Tim the Beek]

I have received flowers on every single date for the last 4 months

And I've received some here and there too.

[Smiles]

I have received flowers on every single date for the last 4 months

Who's makin who look bad here TtB? Sheesh!

[Tim the Beek]

TtB is lucky he has a knife, and lives in a place where there are lots of flowers growing.

CC will prolly have to make due with pine needles being presented during the colder months...with some occasional flowers, cuz TtB kinda has a stick up his ass about burning dead dinosaurs to ship stuff as much as we do.

[china cat]

TtB is lucky he has a knife, and lives in a place where there are lots of flowers growing.

CC will prolly have to make due with pine needles being presented during the colder months...with some occasional flowers, cuz TtB kinda has a stick up his ass about burning dead dinosaurs to ship stuff as much as we do.

I love pine needles. They smell good

I'll raise the bar: Tim opens the car door for me every single time we drive somewhere. And I find a sweet note hidden somewhere in my house after every visit.

enough about us, we have our own thread :giggle:

so, how's it goin??! Updates about yer dates please.

Smiles, can you bring her to R&R fest? Jbetty, Tim, maybe Wit?, and I will be there. If she can't come, wanna join us?

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[Smiles]

She will be up that Friday, I mentioned the Dopapod cruise in Boston and she was down but R&R might be a better option. Have you considered the Dopapod cruise CC? I know they are amongst your favorites Plenty of water so shouldn't be an issue.

I missed Donna the Buffalo at SC and it'd be nice to see you all considering I will likely miss Wormtown. Hmmm...

[china cat]

wow, serious dilemma now!

yeah, no

We'd love to hang with you at R&R! I think it's 50 bucks for a day pass. We're not sure which day we are going (Sat or Sun), we usually decide based on weather forecast.

[china cat]

have her join the boards too! she'll need a good hazing and all

[Smiles]

Oh we'd only go Friday. $30 day pass there, $60 for sat and sun. We are doing waterfire Saturday night and visiting boardie friends in CT on Sunday.

[china cat]

oh, well, I'd be willing to drop 30 to go hang with ya'll. Let us know

waterfire? that's all romantical and stuff :gigglesatallthespreadingschmoop:

[Smiles]

Will do

uber romantical. teh shmoop is out of control i tell you.

[china cat]

YAY!!!!! THIS MAKES ME HAPPY

Can't wait to meet her

[Tim the Beek]

...and it'd be nice to see you all considering I will likely miss Wormtown.

Wait...what?

This is unacceptable.

[Julius]

have her join the boards too! she'll need a good hazing and all

Don't do that! That's how they get "stolen."

[KrisNYG]

[KrisNYG]

You guys are silly.

[WindDancer]

We are considering the boat cruise too. We might go visit Evan's family next weekend, but if we stick around RI you guys should come over for dinner one night or something. What day is she coming?

[Smiles]

She's coming up Friday. Likely skipping R&R and Dopapod cruise. It be wicked cool to meet up with you guys and boogie but I'm really ok with this
we should talk wd! Bocce?

[china cat]

yer in love

:giggles:

[Smiles]

I'm not out of love

Got lots of that lately

[Tim the Beek]

Have you told her yet?

Life is short and unpredictable. Soon as you see her on Friday, you should tell her, "Baby, I know this is all pretty new, but I need to tell you that I don't not love you."

Girls like that kinda schmoopie stuff. Makes 'em want to give the secks to you.

Then, when you come to Greenfield next month, you can camp in Humpers' Row.

[KrisNYG]

[JBetty]

Humper's Row is adjacent to Smack Down Alley, if that helps at all.

[Tim the Beek]

Have you told her yet?

Life is short and unpredictable. Soon as you see her on Friday, you should tell her, "Baby, I know this is all pretty new, but I need to tell you that I don't not love you."

Girls like that kinda schmoopie stuff. Makes 'em want to give the secks to you.

Then, when you come to Greenfield next month, you can camp in Humpers' Row.

Hey, all the game I got I learned from JCS...

[JBetty]

Hey, all the game I got I learned from JCS...

So who did you steal CC from?

[WindDancer]

Wormtown is where me and Evan made it official Schoompie by the fire! Super cheesy but just the right amount of perfect for us! Just sayin'

I am totally down for a yardgame situation!!! We have washers! We could pack up a grill and head down to the beach or just hang out in the backyard. I would love to have some double date action!! (I promise I will behave this time, hehe)

[Tim the Beek]

So who did you steal CC from?

Ginger Snap.