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[Smiles]

Been feeling unusual symptoms of positivity, happiness and hope last few weeks. Turns out I caught the shmoop. Just had a super shmoopie weekend and now I'm starting to ooze it a lil bit.

Any tips on getting back to my usual pessimistic curmudgeon self?

Or just go with it?

[ladygingechilla]

DIAF

[Julius]

Do not smile at people, only scowl. And practice grunting like a warthog in public. The reactions of the people around you should return you to normal.

[Karen]

Do not smile at people, only scowl. And practice grunting like a warthog in public. The reactions of the people around you should return you to normal.

What sound advice....

[Smiles]

DIAF

This is the first thing I tried! Shmoop must have some kind of fire retardant property.

Do not smile at people, only scowl. And practice grunting like a warthog in public. The reactions of the people around you should return you to normal.

Pro tip, thanks bro!

[deadheadskier]

DIAF

this.

or SIIHB raw dog?

[Tim the Beek]

Resistance is useless. You will be assimilated. :

[TEO]

[ladygingechilla]

[Depends]

raw dog a rando....

[KrisNYG]

When you feel a happy thought or the urge to smile at others immediately get out the cast iron frying pan (must be cast iron for full affect). Slam in face, rinse, repeat.

[In A Silent Way]

I kept my schmoop shots up to date, so there was no chance of getting infected at Vibes.

[TEO]

Starting to wonder if I was vaccinated for such as a child.

[In A Silent Way]

I heard you can catch the schmoop by injection.

[TakeAStepBack]

Rusty trombone in the dirty sanchez.

[TakeAStepBack]

cincinnati bowtie.

[Depends]

I heard you can catch the schmoop by injection.

xfer of body fluids can cause it too...

[TEO]

Via sharing a dirty mosquito?

[Depends]

Via sharing a dirty mosquito?

old wives tale'd

[In A Silent Way]

Most festies have a mosquito exchange station anyway.

[Tim the Beek]

Prolly caught it from a porto toilet seat. Prolly.

[Smiles]

I think it was the AC in the hotline trailer.

Made a new friend at the bodega today, despite a significant language barrier.
I just don't know whats wrong with me

I'm gonna go try and punch some kittens.

[Smiles]

Also,

[Tim the Beek]

You poor bastard.

I think you're beyond a kitten-punching remedy...

[Ginger Snap]

Quick- get a mallet....and for christsake where's that baby???

[KrisNYG]

Also,

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!!!!!!!

[Tim the Beek]

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!!!!!!!

Settle down there, Petunia. You're not fooling anyone.

[Julius]

I love this thread! (no shmoop, just good hard lovin'!)

[china cat]

this thread brings the awesome.

[KrisNYG]

this thread brings the awesome.

You switching sides?

[Smiles]

She lives so far away So that helps. There may be hope for me yet! I stopped shitting rainbows this morning and the sunshine and stardust vomit cleared up around noon.

[In A Silent Way]

I'm feeling like my old self again, except I held the door for somebody and smiled at a random stranger.

[Tim the Beek]

She lives so far away So that helps. There may be hope for me yet! I stopped shitting rainbows this morning and the sunshine and stardust vomit cleared up around noon.

How far is so far?

[Julius]

Distance can be good. You remember them as they were and not as they are.

[Smiles]

How far is so far?

2 1/2 hours right now. But it will only be about 1 1/2 hours starting next week! We've spent each weekend together since the Vibes, but my car is about to explode and she drives a tank. Any tips on teh long distance shmoop?

I talked to her tonight and shmoop'd my pants a little.

Distance can be good. You remember them as they were and not as they are.

Ha! I was thinking this. Might take her a little longer to realize I'm a vapid assclown.

[Tim the Beek]

Any tips on teh long distance shmoop?

Rational ones? Nope.

Me n' Felony have the exact same distance between us, timewise (2 1/2 hours), and I think next weekend will be the second one we haven't spent together since mid-April. So we're spending four days together this "weekend."

Maybe we should pool our resources and have a shared trip to Bogota for a Bump Up Our Travel Budgets project. What could possibly go wrong?

[Smiles]

¡Vamos a Bogota!

[china cat]

2 1/2 hours right now. But it will only be about 1 1/2 hours starting next week! We've spent each weekend together since the Vibes, but my car is about to explode and she drives a tank. Any tips on teh long distance shmoop?

I talked to her tonight and shmoop'd my pants a little.



Ha! I was thinking this. Might take her a little longer to realize I'm a vapid assclown.

1.5 will be a piece of cake! until, 4 months in, you start makin plans to move in together and stuff

[china cat]

Rational ones? Nope.

Me n' Felony

:giggles and runs away:

[Tim the Beek]

Ha! I was thinking this. Might take her a little longer to realize I'm a vapid assclown.

Them melty cheese sammiches you make prolly go a long way toward dulling both the vapidity and assclowninity in her eyes. Prolly.

[Tim the Beek]

:giggles and runs away:

I adore you.

[Smiles]

[china cat]

I adore you.

yeps, we adore each other.

:giggles and runs away again:

[In A Silent Way]

China Cat and Tim
So cute they make me blow chunks
Pass the schmoop bucket

[china cat]

should be a few more couples joinin us soon, me thinks.

BUCKETS FOR EVERYONE!!!

Oh, and Smiles, I'm totally stoked for you! New love! YAY!!

[Tim the Beek]

Wow. You do have a case of the Schmoops.

[Tim the Beek]

China Cat and Tim
So cute they make me blow chunks
Pass the schmoop bucket

Oh, I saw Chunks the other day. He said to say hi.

[KrisNYG]

Ha! I was thinking this. Might take her a little longer to realize I'm a vapid assclown.

[Tim the Beek]

New love! YAY!!

This!

[seany]

Cripes!!! Pretty soon the whole damn board is going to have to be vaccinated! And that will just start more drama!

STOP THE SCHMOOP!!!