Talked to a Raccoon...
Started by
Tabbooma
, Aug 12 2012 10:17 AM
38 replies to this topic
#12
Posted 12 August 2012 - 02:38 PM
With the hustle-n-bustle of getting the family ready for the Vibes this year I forgot my sneakers at home. Of course I was walking around at 2am and did not notice the sores on my feet until I woke up. Forced to wear socks all day. People kept walking up to me and saying in a Swedish accent, "Socks and sandals? Isn't vat veered!"
#23
Posted 12 August 2012 - 08:25 PM
I went to a friend's house for cocktails a few years ago and she looked at my feet and said to me "Are you wearing man socks with your Birkenstocks?"
Well, I was...and still do...
So, for my 40th birthday she wrote a song for me "Man-Socks and Birkenstocks" and had it matted and framed
Here it is:
Well, I was...and still do...
So, for my 40th birthday she wrote a song for me "Man-Socks and Birkenstocks" and had it matted and framed
Here it is:
#36
Posted 14 August 2012 - 01:23 PM
The next time you have a conversation with the raccoon, would you please ask him to tell his cousins to stay the fucking fuck out of my fucking trash cans?
KTHNXBAI
Tip: Mix water and ammonia 50/50 in a spray bottle. Spray cans liberally on occasion and when you put them on the curb. Usually works a treat.
#37
Posted 14 August 2012 - 01:26 PM
Actually, when I add a bag to the can, I put a paper towel over it and pour straight ammonia on it, then put another paper towel on the lid and pour straight ammonia on it. If I don't refresh the ammonia every day, the critter gets into it and I end up raking up fragrant, putrefying summer garbage and bagging it again.
I tried the Hav-a-Heart pepper spray repellant, but it actually attracted the raccoon and it came out before dark.
I tried the Hav-a-Heart pepper spray repellant, but it actually attracted the raccoon and it came out before dark.
#39
Posted 01 September 2012 - 01:15 PM
Unfortunately found a dead raccoon in Tabbooma's garbage can the other day, lil guy guy stuck and could not get out, this morning little frog told Tabbooma she heard crying coming from the can, Tabbooma freed three raccoons this morning, project today is to secure cans and keep our neighbors safe... Oh, they did say thanks as they ran off.

















