64 replies to this topic

[Royal]

I'm the only human here this week and it's taking all I've got to deal with the cat, dishes, broken dishwasher, food, and mail. I cant imagine throwing in a child or 2 into the mix. If I had them I'd makee them Natalie's responsibility.

[JBetty]

You do what you gotta do, Ryan.
With children, you really have no choice.

[Phishfolk]

It doesn't get done you just keep trying to catch up

[TEO]

If you want to keep them, that is.

[tiedyesky]

What Jay said. Sometimes you gotta choose between doing dishes, or leaving them till morning so you can help on an art project. And when they're old enough to talk back, they're old enough to help with said dishes

[Phishfolk]

If you want to keep them, that is.

Definitely this

[In A Silent Way]

You do what you gotta do, Ryan.
With children, you really have no choice.

If you want to keep them, that is.

[TEO]

Which is often a wise choice as tiedyesky pointed out they can make for good slave labor, although not cheap.

[gregoir]

lolbreeders

[TheDHJ]

You just make it work and lean on your spouse for sanity and fellatio.

[In A Silent Way]

lolbreeders

You just make it work and lean on your spouse for sanity and fellatio.

Fellatio:it's not just for breeders.

[williscat2000]

Lots of caffeine, very little sleep, and a deep understanding of priorities. It's not always easy, fo sho.

[tiedyesky]

although not cheap.

the trick is to attatch a weekly bill for YOUR services when they ask for their allowance. Personally, i owned them after "washing your socks and underwear" and they knew it

[TEO]

Well done

[twilight dancer]

Normal goes out the window. every day, every week. Gotta let it go...

Live weird, hang tough and enjoy the play doh.

that's my mantra.

[TheDHJ]

Do crazy shit. My wife had surgery in the morning and got tattooed at night. Hey, it was a break from the kids!

[Rionach aka Spec K]

I'll take double-posts for $500 Alex !

[tiedyesky]

SHE'S got a tough couple days a week I'm sure but she's beautiful inside and out as well...I'm sure that goes a long way toward making it thru the day

[TEO]

Why take the bait?

[Again and Again]

Ryan, all the things you listed are chores. Children on the other hand are pure delight. Even the hard parts.

[tiedyesky]

Well done

Its tougher with the grandkids tho. They own me

[TEO]

No doubt!

[JBetty]

Ryan, all the things you listed are chores. Children on the other hand are pure delight. Even the hard parts.

Yup - and then it's over all too soon.

[Ravn]

Its tougher with the grandkids tho. They own me

My Dad says that Grandkids are your rewards for letting your own children live thru their teenage years, lol!

[Mama Kel]

It doesn't all get done. But quality time w/ the kiddoes is more important than a clean house IMO

[Karen]

Kids suck.

[Mama Kel]

Karen!!!

[KittyRocks]

ryan im wondering the same thing.... guess ill find out soon enough

but...

Live weird, hang tough and enjoy the play doh.

this i really like

[gregoir]

Wait Ryan you have to do the dishes, get the mail and cook? I think you will survive

[bigtoddy]

Life comes at you fast, watch out!

[Ahmet Adoudi]

we are two wild and crazy guys

[Karen]

Karen!!!

Sorry, let me rephrase "teenagers suck"


There, is that better?

[Royal]

Wait Ryan you have to do the dishes, get the mail and cook? I think you will survive

I also have to care for a needy Senior Cat, but like they said, she is a delight.

[gregoir]

I also have to care for a needy Senior Cat, but like they said, she is a delight.

Are you sure Natalie isn't taking care of you?

[Royal]

Are you sure Natalie isn't taking care of you?

Sometimes that may be the case but not this week!

[gregoir]

Oh come on I know Natalie is great at doing dishes.

[jpotts05]

Sorry, let me rephrase "teenagers suck"


There, is that better?

Some make awesome bacon, egg, and cheese breakfast samiches....

[TEO]

[Julius]

[Ginger Snap]

It doesn't all get done. But quality time w/ the kiddoes is more important than a clean house IMO

It definitely doesn't all get done- you have to prioritize what's important and be okay with the fact that you can't do everything you want. And you have to be able to take good care of yourself or at some point it all goes to shit. Personally I'm still pulling for another 8 hours added to each day so I can do all of the things I want- do I talk to my union rep about that?

[Jersey Thug]

totally.

[KrisNYG]

Props to all the awesome parents I know out there, don't know how you folks do it... don't EVER want to know either.

[Ginger Snap]

pssstt- essure. It's incredible.

[KrisNYG]

[Ginger Snap]

Fucking (can I swear in here?) seriously fucking incredible.

[gregoir]

Fucking (can I swear in here?) seriously fucking incredible.

What in the rear?

[Ginger Snap]

depends.

[KrisNYG]

Again!!!

[KrisNYG]

PM please, Miss Wit.

[gregoir]

PM please, Miss Wit.

no secrets here ladies. Especially when it comes to taking it in the rear from Depends.