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[tiedyesky]

Ok. well, maybe he walked past it....or staggered by it....or it could have been a girl...
at any rate, since I work in liquor sales, I see and hear some funny sales-related shit on a daily basis and will share some of them here.

Starting with one of my fave videos suggested by a customer

[Eco]

That's some funny shit, I so needed the 2 minutes of laughter after a hard day.

[tiedyesky]

Dear Optimist, Pessimist and Realist,

While you were all busy arguing about how full the glass was, i drank the rest of the fifth.

Sincerely,
Opportunist

[JBetty]

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender sets the beer down and says, “For you, no charge!”

[tiedyesky]

So, these three crayons walk into a package store....



bought gin and juice, proceeded to Subway, bought one sandwich and walked down the rest of the Silas Deane Highway...
"Sippin' On Gin 'N Juice.

True Story

[tiedyesky]

The past, the present and the future walked into a packy... it was a tense moment