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Suggestions for a Mid-life crisis change?


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#1 August West

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Posted 30 July 2012 - 03:56 PM

this is boring time to stir up some new shit :devil:

#2 Lazy Lightning

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Posted 30 July 2012 - 03:58 PM

Buy a fancy sports car, fill your pockets with illicit substances, take a drunk underage girl for a drive, and crack up your car somewhere along the PCH.

Tah-DAH, instant classic mid-life crisis!

#3 Slave Self Promoted

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Posted 30 July 2012 - 04:04 PM

depends

#4 August West

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Posted 30 July 2012 - 04:23 PM

yo lazy lightning want to ride down to rite aid and get some depends? they are on sale this week. we can stop and pick up a bottle of old crow to keep you happy. do you like candy?

#5 Java Time

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Posted 30 July 2012 - 04:25 PM

plaid slacks up to the chest and white patent leather shoes...corvettes and high school chicks are so over rated



besides...I've had no luck getting the high school chicks into the vette :undecided:

#6 Lazy Lightning

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Posted 30 July 2012 - 04:25 PM

:lol:

Throw in a bottle of maple syrup, and it sounds like a date, big boy... :naughty: :lol:

#7 TEO

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Posted 30 July 2012 - 04:27 PM

I have been toying with the idea of part-time prostitution.

I may have missed the time (and body frame) for most profit. However now I could be in a specialized niche.

#8 Java Time

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Posted 30 July 2012 - 04:32 PM

I have been toying with the idea of part-time prostitution.

I may have missed the time (and body frame) for most profit. However now I could be in a specialized niche.


have you tried the bowling alley market? low lighting and plenty o' beers flowing help me keep looking good :thumbsup:

#9 TEO

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Posted 30 July 2012 - 04:33 PM

Been there done that, ran it's course.

#10 August West

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Posted 30 July 2012 - 04:37 PM

roses are red
violets are purple
sugar is sweet
and so's maple surple

#11 tiedyesky

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Posted 30 July 2012 - 04:38 PM

Been there done that, ran it's course.


course? Nobody told me there would be a test :joker:

#12 August West

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Posted 30 July 2012 - 04:38 PM

I have been toying with the idea of part-time prostitution.


really?!?!?! i have been toying with the idea about opening a whore house upstairs!

#13 tiedyesky

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Posted 30 July 2012 - 04:38 PM

roses are red
violets are purple
maple syrup is sweet
BACON!


Cur'd

#14 Java Time

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Posted 30 July 2012 - 04:39 PM

awww :undecided: :heart:

old man bars near train stations never get old...and they won't remember anyways

#15 Eco

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Posted 30 July 2012 - 04:42 PM

Buy a strip club

#16 TEO

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Posted 30 July 2012 - 04:42 PM

really?!?!?! i have been toying with the idea about opening a whore house upstairs!


How often would fresh sheets be provided?

#17 August West

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Posted 30 July 2012 - 04:44 PM

decided it was a bad idea

too much fuckin overhead

#18 TEO

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Posted 30 July 2012 - 04:45 PM

How about the basement?

#19 August West

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Posted 30 July 2012 - 04:45 PM

mistress TEO

#20 TEO

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Posted 30 July 2012 - 04:48 PM

We should get together in person to further discuss. :naughty:

#21 JBetty

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Posted 30 July 2012 - 04:52 PM

The Bennington Social Club

#22 Joker

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Posted 30 July 2012 - 04:54 PM

decided it was a bad idea

too much fuckin overhead

See now, I prefer much head over fuckin

#23 TEO

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#24 Java Time

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Posted 30 July 2012 - 06:20 PM

mattress TEO


:eek1:

#25 TEO

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Posted 30 July 2012 - 07:20 PM

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#26 Julius

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Posted 30 July 2012 - 07:22 PM

Sex with fruit. Pluots are nice and firm, melons moist, and apples a bit rough.

#27 August West

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Posted 30 July 2012 - 07:54 PM

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#28 August West

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Posted 30 July 2012 - 07:56 PM

We should get together in person to further discuss. :naughty:


bring a good bottle of brown liquor all i have is clear stuff and cheap scotch

#29 TEO

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Posted 30 July 2012 - 07:58 PM

I have a bottle of espresso vodka in the freezer.

#30 August West

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Posted 30 July 2012 - 08:05 PM

thats not quite what i meant

and i really hate flavored coffees and vodkas

but that sounds good.

i also have some absolut and a private park for a backyard. your always welcome. :)

#31 KrisNYG

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Posted 30 July 2012 - 08:08 PM

Bring the Patron XO and I'm in! :D

#32 August West

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Posted 30 July 2012 - 08:13 PM

fresh limes lots of fresh limes

#33 TEO

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Posted 30 July 2012 - 08:13 PM

I know what you have in mind. :naughty: :grin:

#34 KrisNYG

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Posted 30 July 2012 - 08:15 PM

<------- has limes in fridge.

#35 August West

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Posted 30 July 2012 - 08:15 PM

anything else we need im gonna run to the store get some patron and limes burger for the grill local corn did i say limes. triple sec, contreau?

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Posted 30 July 2012 - 08:15 PM

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#37 August West

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Posted 30 July 2012 - 08:16 PM

I know what you have in mind. :naughty: :grin:


i glad someone does! i dont have a clue

#38 KrisNYG

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Posted 30 July 2012 - 08:16 PM

anything else we need im gonna run to the store get some patron and limes burger for the grill local corn did i say limes. triple sec, contreau?


Nope! Think we're good! :D

#39 KrisNYG

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Posted 30 July 2012 - 08:17 PM

Soooooo missed seeing you this year.

#40 August West

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Posted 30 July 2012 - 08:17 PM

i got salt and ice :)

#41 August West

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Posted 30 July 2012 - 08:18 PM

Soooooo missed seeing you this year.


it's nice to missed

#42 KrisNYG

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Posted 30 July 2012 - 08:19 PM

You were... big time!!!

#43 August West

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Posted 30 July 2012 - 08:22 PM

i been home with mom

#44 TEO

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Posted 30 July 2012 - 08:22 PM

Will need directions/address/and appropriate time frame for arrival. :grin:

#45 KrisNYG

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Posted 30 July 2012 - 08:22 PM

:)

#46 Julius

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Posted 30 July 2012 - 08:46 PM

<------- has limes in fridge.


Too acidic for anything but serious experimentation of the pain/pleasure line.

#47 TEO

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Posted 30 July 2012 - 09:09 PM

Woot, working already. :crazy:

#48 TEO

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Posted 30 July 2012 - 09:17 PM

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#49 Java Time

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Posted 30 July 2012 - 11:46 PM

man whore....you can make a good buck cruising assisted living complexes around SS check time...

last month I made 5 bucks and got 3 cans o' catfood :thumbsup:

#50 TEO

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Posted 31 July 2012 - 03:14 AM

Not so such I have the business aspects of this down, but I sure had a good time and came home full. :nikkiblue: