51 replies to this topic

[August West]

this is boring time to stir up some new shit

[Lazy Lightning]

Buy a fancy sports car, fill your pockets with illicit substances, take a drunk underage girl for a drive, and crack up your car somewhere along the PCH.

Tah-DAH, instant classic mid-life crisis!

[Slave Self Promoted]

depends

[August West]

yo lazy lightning want to ride down to rite aid and get some depends? they are on sale this week. we can stop and pick up a bottle of old crow to keep you happy. do you like candy?

[Java Time]

plaid slacks up to the chest and white patent leather shoes...corvettes and high school chicks are so over rated



besides...I've had no luck getting the high school chicks into the vette

[Lazy Lightning]

Throw in a bottle of maple syrup, and it sounds like a date, big boy...

[TEO]

I have been toying with the idea of part-time prostitution.

I may have missed the time (and body frame) for most profit. However now I could be in a specialized niche.

[Java Time]

I have been toying with the idea of part-time prostitution.

I may have missed the time (and body frame) for most profit. However now I could be in a specialized niche.

have you tried the bowling alley market? low lighting and plenty o' beers flowing help me keep looking good

[TEO]

Been there done that, ran it's course.

[August West]

roses are red
violets are purple
sugar is sweet
and so's maple surple

[tiedyesky]

Been there done that, ran it's course.

course? Nobody told me there would be a test

[August West]

I have been toying with the idea of part-time prostitution.

really?!?!?! i have been toying with the idea about opening a whore house upstairs!

[tiedyesky]

roses are red
violets are purple
maple syrup is sweet
BACON!

Cur'd

[Java Time]

awww

old man bars near train stations never get old...and they won't remember anyways

[Eco]

Buy a strip club

[TEO]

really?!?!?! i have been toying with the idea about opening a whore house upstairs!

How often would fresh sheets be provided?

[August West]

decided it was a bad idea

too much fuckin overhead

[TEO]

How about the basement?

[August West]

mistress TEO

[TEO]

We should get together in person to further discuss.

[JBetty]

The Bennington Social Club

[Joker]

decided it was a bad idea

too much fuckin overhead

See now, I prefer much head over fuckin

[TEO]

[Java Time]

mattress TEO

[TEO]

[Julius]

Sex with fruit. Pluots are nice and firm, melons moist, and apples a bit rough.

[August West]

[August West]

We should get together in person to further discuss.

bring a good bottle of brown liquor all i have is clear stuff and cheap scotch

[TEO]

I have a bottle of espresso vodka in the freezer.

[August West]

thats not quite what i meant

and i really hate flavored coffees and vodkas

but that sounds good.

i also have some absolut and a private park for a backyard. your always welcome.

[KrisNYG]

Bring the Patron XO and I'm in!

[August West]

fresh limes lots of fresh limes

[TEO]

I know what you have in mind.

[KrisNYG]

<------- has limes in fridge.

[August West]

anything else we need im gonna run to the store get some patron and limes burger for the grill local corn did i say limes. triple sec, contreau?

[capt_morgan]

[August West]

I know what you have in mind.

i glad someone does! i dont have a clue

[KrisNYG]

anything else we need im gonna run to the store get some patron and limes burger for the grill local corn did i say limes. triple sec, contreau?

Nope! Think we're good!

[KrisNYG]

Soooooo missed seeing you this year.

[August West]

i got salt and ice

[August West]

Soooooo missed seeing you this year.

it's nice to missed

[KrisNYG]

You were... big time!!!

[August West]

i been home with mom

[TEO]

Will need directions/address/and appropriate time frame for arrival.

[KrisNYG]

[Julius]

<------- has limes in fridge.

Too acidic for anything but serious experimentation of the pain/pleasure line.

[TEO]

Woot, working already.

[TEO]

[Java Time]

man whore....you can make a good buck cruising assisted living complexes around SS check time...

last month I made 5 bucks and got 3 cans o' catfood

[TEO]

Not so such I have the business aspects of this down, but I sure had a good time and came home full.