Jump to content



Photo

Why do some people who think they're cool


  • Please log in to reply
57 replies to this topic

#1 TheDHJ

TheDHJ
  • VibeTribe
  • 31,918 posts
  • LocationSouthern Colorado

Posted 29 July 2012 - 03:19 AM

drive with the seat set at such an angle that they look like they're driving in the back seat? I don't get it said the cat.

#2 alsoa

alsoa

    Drunk

  • VibeTribe
  • 2,493 posts

Posted 29 July 2012 - 03:26 AM

Stop talking to cats.

#3 tiedyesky

tiedyesky
  • VibeTribe
  • 5,395 posts
  • Locationjust outside the box

Posted 29 July 2012 - 03:30 AM

Or they drive so far over they look like theyre sitting in the passenger seat....

#4 gregoir

gregoir
  • VibeTribe
  • 25,798 posts
  • LocationAbove The Waves

Posted 29 July 2012 - 03:31 AM

fan of upright and attentive. the key to being cool is to thing you are not cool :pimp:

#5 TheDHJ

TheDHJ
  • VibeTribe
  • 31,918 posts
  • LocationSouthern Colorado

Posted 29 July 2012 - 03:34 AM

I drive a fucking hybrid...I need darker tint. :lol:

#6 tiedyesky

tiedyesky
  • VibeTribe
  • 5,395 posts
  • Locationjust outside the box

Posted 29 July 2012 - 03:42 AM

my tint is too dark. I forever get pulled over for driving at 1am...officer always sees my family restaurant uniform and asks "so. you just getting out of work?"
no, dickweed, I'm looking to pick runaway kids :rolleyes:

#7 Eco

Eco
  • VibeTribe
  • 2,109 posts
  • LocationFoxboro MA

Posted 29 July 2012 - 03:44 AM

Newbee gangsta hour up in this mofo hood or what? You roll with the seat all the way back to make yourself less of a target. If done properly no part of your body lower than the bottom of your nose should be visible for any window at any angle AT ANY TIME. You all upper crust of society should take a weekend away from the Hamptons and visit your local population that you fear.

You all not even rolling like a Jr pimp and that's sick.

#8 seany

seany
  • VibeTribe
  • 7,771 posts

Posted 29 July 2012 - 03:48 AM

Cause it's cool to be cool? :dunno: Never understood it...



#9 tiedyesky

tiedyesky
  • VibeTribe
  • 5,395 posts
  • Locationjust outside the box

Posted 29 July 2012 - 03:48 AM

Newbee gangsta hour up in this mofo hood or what? You roll with the seat all the way back to make yourself less of a target. If done properly no part of your body lower than the bottom of your nose should be visible for any window at any angle AT ANY TIME. You all upper crust of society should take a weekend away from the Hamptons and visit your local population that you fear.

You all not even rolling like a Jr pimp and that's sick.


I'm no pimp, I'm a grandma :carla:
But I sure as hell ain't scared of no punk ass skinny jean wearin mofo who still aint learned how to properly adjust a belt buckle :lol:

#10 Eco

Eco
  • VibeTribe
  • 2,109 posts
  • LocationFoxboro MA

Posted 29 July 2012 - 03:56 AM

I'm no pimp, I'm a grandma :carla:
But I sure as hell ain't scared of no punk ass skinny jean wearin mofo who still aint learned how to properly adjust a belt buckle :lol:


Silly white chick, pimps and jr pimps don't roll with skinny jeans! You gotta have baggy ass ones 5 sizes to big with no belt so it's a challenge running from the popo. As an added bonus baggy pants and no belt = finding my gun an anal adventure.

#11 tiedyesky

tiedyesky
  • VibeTribe
  • 5,395 posts
  • Locationjust outside the box

Posted 29 July 2012 - 04:04 AM

Silly white chick, pimps and jr pimps don't roll with skinny jeans! You gotta have baggy ass ones 5 sizes to big with no belt so it's a challenge running from the popo. As an added bonus baggy pants and no belt = finding my gun an anal adventure.


I ain't white :carla:
The thugs here wear those stupid skinny jeans...tho why still wear the waist around their crotch is beyond me :dunno:

#12 Occifer Boland

Occifer Boland
  • VibeTribe
  • 2,665 posts
  • LocationHazlet, NJ

Posted 29 July 2012 - 04:05 AM

The Occifer only pulls over the hot chicks.... Sometimes hot dudes ... Make them exit vehicle and do the magic mike

#13 tiedyesky

tiedyesky
  • VibeTribe
  • 5,395 posts
  • Locationjust outside the box

Posted 29 July 2012 - 04:07 AM

Sometimes hot dudes ... :undecided:



#14 gregoir

gregoir
  • VibeTribe
  • 25,798 posts
  • LocationAbove The Waves

Posted 29 July 2012 - 04:08 AM

I'm no pimp, I'm a grandma :carla:
But I sure as hell ain't scared of no punk ass skinny jean wearin mofo who still aint learned how to properly adjust a belt buckle :lol:


Oh you are a PIMP keep that Pimphand strong Connie. :pimp:

#15 tiedyesky

tiedyesky
  • VibeTribe
  • 5,395 posts
  • Locationjust outside the box

Posted 29 July 2012 - 04:13 AM

:lol:

Ok. But I'm still a not white grandma!!! :joker:

#16 foo

foo
  • VibeTribe
  • 1,886 posts

Posted 29 July 2012 - 04:14 AM

I'm driving a hyundai hatchback...is that cool? :funny1:

#17 tiedyesky

tiedyesky
  • VibeTribe
  • 5,395 posts
  • Locationjust outside the box

Posted 29 July 2012 - 04:15 AM

I'm driving a hyundai hatchback...is that cool? :funny1:


Only if you steer it with your feet while enjoying a margarita in the hatch compartment

#18 TheDHJ

TheDHJ
  • VibeTribe
  • 31,918 posts
  • LocationSouthern Colorado

Posted 29 July 2012 - 04:15 AM

I'm driving a hyundai hatchback...is that cool? :funny1:


Yeah...your other ride is a motorized vibrator.

#19 tiedyesky

tiedyesky
  • VibeTribe
  • 5,395 posts
  • Locationjust outside the box

Posted 29 July 2012 - 04:16 AM

Yeah...your other ride is a motorized vibrator.


Yeah, but its pimp. I'd be her bitch. :crazy:

#20 foo

foo
  • VibeTribe
  • 1,886 posts

Posted 29 July 2012 - 04:22 AM

Yeah, but its pimp. I'd be her bitch. :crazy:

:funny1:

#21 foo

foo
  • VibeTribe
  • 1,886 posts

Posted 29 July 2012 - 04:26 AM

Yeah...your other ride is a motorized vibrator.

The new bike doesn't vibrate like the shovel does! Damn twin cam motors! :chopper:

#22 gregoir

gregoir
  • VibeTribe
  • 25,798 posts
  • LocationAbove The Waves

Posted 29 July 2012 - 04:27 AM

boom

#23 tiedyesky

tiedyesky
  • VibeTribe
  • 5,395 posts
  • Locationjust outside the box

Posted 29 July 2012 - 04:29 AM

The new bike doesn't vibrate like the shovel does! Damn twin cam motors! :chopper:


My friend Claudinne has a custon rebuilt shovel... she needs quadruple baffles :lol:

#24 TheDHJ

TheDHJ
  • VibeTribe
  • 31,918 posts
  • LocationSouthern Colorado

Posted 29 July 2012 - 04:31 AM

Cankles?

#25 Eco

Eco
  • VibeTribe
  • 2,109 posts
  • LocationFoxboro MA

Posted 29 July 2012 - 04:34 AM

I ain't white :carla:


Huh, you just play the part on internet forums? What's your race....and don't say the indy 500/////

#26 Eco

Eco
  • VibeTribe
  • 2,109 posts
  • LocationFoxboro MA

Posted 29 July 2012 - 04:36 AM

Cankles?


Is this a what's your favorite desert thread now? Two cankles with cream and maybe some fresh garden mint on top please.

#27 tiedyesky

tiedyesky
  • VibeTribe
  • 5,395 posts
  • Locationjust outside the box

Posted 29 July 2012 - 04:37 AM

Huh, you just play the part on internet forums? What's your race....and don't say the indy 500/////


well, I'm actually part white :lol:
I'm Irish, Oglala and Commanche

aren't cankles something big girls wear their panties on?

#28 Eco

Eco
  • VibeTribe
  • 2,109 posts
  • LocationFoxboro MA

Posted 29 July 2012 - 04:44 AM

well, I'm actually part white :lol:
I'm Irish, Oglala and Commanche

aren't cankles something big girls wear their panties on?


Cool that you keep your Native American history in mind! I'm part Creel and part of some other tribes and then part German. I don't consider myself white even though I look that way in pictures and in home pron.

#29 Eco

Eco
  • VibeTribe
  • 2,109 posts
  • LocationFoxboro MA

Posted 29 July 2012 - 04:45 AM

aren't cankles something big girls wear their panties on?


They are the asscheeks for people with foot fetishes.

#30 Smiles

Smiles
  • VibeTribe
  • 1,940 posts

Posted 29 July 2012 - 04:50 AM

How I first drove my Bonneville when I was 17 :gregoir: subs bumpin marley.

i was so not cool :lol:

#31 deadheadskier

deadheadskier
  • VibeTribe
  • 11,375 posts

Posted 29 July 2012 - 05:01 AM

maybe they simply have really long arms? :dunno:

#32 Eco

Eco
  • VibeTribe
  • 2,109 posts
  • LocationFoxboro MA

Posted 29 July 2012 - 05:13 AM

How I first drove my Bonneville when I was 17 :gregoir: subs bumpin marley.

i was so not cool :lol:


Rejoice, you are forgiven of your sins, do two hell Mary's.....I mean two shots of Jameson and your sins will vanish. However, do 10 shots and you will need to wake up in 7 hours and do the church thingy.

#33 nikkiblue

nikkiblue
  • VibeTribe
  • 18,225 posts
  • LocationLong Island

Posted 29 July 2012 - 10:47 AM

JnJn sits back like that when she drives... lol. She's a pimp.

#34 August West

August West
  • VibeTribe
  • 9,227 posts

Posted 29 July 2012 - 11:35 AM

The new bike doesn't vibrate like the shovel does! Damn twin cam motors! :chopper:


http://www.viberider.../vibe_rider.asp

#35 Ravn

Ravn
  • VibeTribe
  • 7,823 posts

Posted 29 July 2012 - 12:02 PM

Or they drive so far over they look like theyre sitting in the passenger seat....

Or they drive so far over they look like theyre sitting in the passenger seat....


I drive a Saturn Vue, I'm 6ft2, if I don't have the seat back that far, my knees hit the steering wheel, lol. We can't all be Oompa Loompa's like Josh :D

#36 PeaceFrog

PeaceFrog
  • VibeTribe
  • 8,284 posts
  • LocationWhisky a Go Go

Posted 29 July 2012 - 02:13 PM

maybe their air conditioner is broke and will only work on max

so, they sit back and stay cool instead of sitting forward and freezing their asses off.

#37 SunshineDrummer

SunshineDrummer

    VibeGuide

  • VibeGuide
  • 12,347 posts

Posted 29 July 2012 - 03:52 PM

Or they drive so far over they look like theyre sitting in the passenger seat....


This was always the proper driving position (pose?) for Long Island guidos.. you know, so the hair doesn't get messed up. Not that the 10 pounds of hair gel in there was gonna let it move anyway. :lol:

#38 TheDHJ

TheDHJ
  • VibeTribe
  • 31,918 posts
  • LocationSouthern Colorado

Posted 29 July 2012 - 04:22 PM

I just don't get it.

#39 gregoir

gregoir
  • VibeTribe
  • 25,798 posts
  • LocationAbove The Waves

Posted 29 July 2012 - 07:04 PM

JnJn sits back like that when she drives... lol. She's a pimp.


I recall you and JnJn getting in a driving argument once. You were discussing what do do about people driving slow in the left lane. One of you said you should keep flashing your brights at them and the other said you should ride their ass till they move. Yup you are both awesome drivers.

#40 nikkiblue

nikkiblue
  • VibeTribe
  • 18,225 posts
  • LocationLong Island

Posted 29 July 2012 - 07:10 PM

This was always the proper driving position (pose?) for Long Island guidos..


lol. Yea, Jen represents the Staten Island guidettes... lol.

#41 nikkiblue

nikkiblue
  • VibeTribe
  • 18,225 posts
  • LocationLong Island

Posted 29 July 2012 - 07:11 PM

I recall you and JnJn getting in a driving argument once. You were discussing what do do about people driving slow in the left lane. One of you said you should keep flashing your brights at them and the other said you should ride their ass till they move. Yup you are both awesome drivers.


I still stand by my light flashing technique... lol. Riding the ass can be dangerous... :rolling:

#42 gregoir

gregoir
  • VibeTribe
  • 25,798 posts
  • LocationAbove The Waves

Posted 29 July 2012 - 07:29 PM

I still stand by my light flashing technique... lol. Riding the ass can be dangerous... :rolling:


But blinding someone is ever so safe. :pimp:

#43 SunshineDrummer

SunshineDrummer

    VibeGuide

  • VibeGuide
  • 12,347 posts

Posted 29 July 2012 - 09:50 PM

I still stand by my light flashing technique... lol. Riding the ass can be dangerous... :rolling:


Flashing your brights behind me is an invitation for me to slow down & make sure you can't pass me.

Just sayin....

#44 Ginger Snap

Ginger Snap
  • VibeTribe
  • 12,869 posts

Posted 29 July 2012 - 11:20 PM

I ain't white :carla:
The thugs here wear those stupid skinny jeans...tho why still wear the waist around their crotch is beyond me :dunno:


I know right?????? That's how they wear them in Dorchester. One day I made the mistake of stopping to let a pedestrian pass- it's a mistake because in Dorchester once you let them go you could spend your entire lunch break waiting for them to cross the f-ing street- but anyway- so I was letting this dude pass and his skinny jeans are around his knees practically and I said to myself "Good god man pull your pants up and maybe you could walk at a proper speed you look fucking ridiculous" and he heard me and I booked it out of there.:lol:

#45 gregoir

gregoir
  • VibeTribe
  • 25,798 posts
  • LocationAbove The Waves

Posted 29 July 2012 - 11:25 PM

Flashing your brights behind me is an invitation for me to slow down & make sure you can't pass me.

Just sayin....


Yup I love to clog up the left lane when people flash or ride my ass.

#46 TheDHJ

TheDHJ
  • VibeTribe
  • 31,918 posts
  • LocationSouthern Colorado

Posted 30 July 2012 - 04:04 PM

Rather be an oompa loompa than a ....

#47 TheDHJ

TheDHJ
  • VibeTribe
  • 31,918 posts
  • LocationSouthern Colorado

Posted 30 July 2012 - 04:24 PM

Ok so tell me why. Also tell me why there wasn't a special k one.

#48 TEO

TEO

    VibeGuide

  • VibeGuide
  • 23,145 posts

Posted 30 July 2012 - 04:29 PM

TheDHJ, perhaps it would be best if you refrain from telling us and leave each with their own thoughts.

#49 Lazy Lightning

Lazy Lightning
  • VibeTribe
  • 14,236 posts

Posted 30 July 2012 - 04:36 PM

No idea what happened to my Oompa post... It was there, and then all of a sudden it wasn't. :dunno:

Musta been the Oompas playing tricks on me! :funny1:

#50 TEO

TEO

    VibeGuide

  • VibeGuide
  • 23,145 posts

Posted 30 July 2012 - 04:36 PM

TEO terminated it due to the quoted content.