1. Your voice sounds like ten thousand crows are dying a horrific death in your throat!
2. You have NOTHING of consequence to say, so STFU!
3. "Fucking" is a great word, if used sparingly.
4. Yes, that was me using the foulest of language to get your lame ass off the stage and everyone around agreed with me.
5. President of what, exactly? The Rotting flesh club?
6. You are great! FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!!!!
7. Ugly does not begin to describe how you look.
Hey Roseanne!
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Julius
, Jul 27 2012 04:47 PM
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Posted 27 July 2012 - 05:00 PM
dudes...and dudettes....SHES A FUCKIN COMEDIAN!!!
take yer heads out of yer arses and laugh a little huh?
I'm sorry, I thought comedians were supposed to be funny. The only way she'd be funny is with my wet festival poop dripping down her face.
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Posted 27 July 2012 - 05:05 PM
briefly spoiling my good evening by making me want to rip someone's head off does not to me equal levity 
Forget what she said, her voice alone was enough to make me want to stab her multiple times (and I'm not a violent person)
Forget what she said, her voice alone was enough to make me want to stab her multiple times (and I'm not a violent person
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Posted 27 July 2012 - 05:07 PM
briefly spoiling my good evening by making me want to rip someone's head off does not to me equal levity
Forget what she said, her voice alone was enough to make me want to stab her multiple times (and I'm not a violent person
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Posted 27 July 2012 - 05:08 PM
Yeah, hilarious.
Few people know exactly how it was *supposed* to go down that night and what wound up happening.
She was supposed to address the crowd from the GV stage just after the last act at around 6:30. She was to arrive on site at 6 but she didn't get there until 7. So, now she can't address the GV stage because it's shut down until 1 am and there's no one there to listen.
Ken and her huddle in Kens office after her late arrival and come up with an agreement for her to address the crowd from the main stage. There was to be no vulgarity and it was to be a short address. She was told about the festival and there would be families and kids among the crowd.
Then she went on stage and did her banshee ranting.
Ken was rather taken aback and was a bit surprised at the fact that she apparently went against any agreement he and Rosanne had made just prior.
We got pranked. Simple as that.
In the end, she either looked like a raving lunatic or viable candidate. You decide. I'm going with the raving lunatic, personally.
Few people know exactly how it was *supposed* to go down that night and what wound up happening.
She was supposed to address the crowd from the GV stage just after the last act at around 6:30. She was to arrive on site at 6 but she didn't get there until 7. So, now she can't address the GV stage because it's shut down until 1 am and there's no one there to listen.
Ken and her huddle in Kens office after her late arrival and come up with an agreement for her to address the crowd from the main stage. There was to be no vulgarity and it was to be a short address. She was told about the festival and there would be families and kids among the crowd.
Then she went on stage and did her banshee ranting.
Ken was rather taken aback and was a bit surprised at the fact that she apparently went against any agreement he and Rosanne had made just prior.
We got pranked. Simple as that.
In the end, she either looked like a raving lunatic or viable candidate. You decide. I'm going with the raving lunatic, personally.
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Posted 27 July 2012 - 05:13 PM
briefly spoiling my good evening by making me want to rip someone's head off does not to me equal levity
Forget what she said, her voice alone was enough to make me want to stab her multiple times (and I'm not a violent person
avoid Long Island at all costs young JW...avoid Long Island!!!
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Posted 27 July 2012 - 05:15 PM
Yeah, hilarious.
Few people know exactly how it was *supposed* to go down that night and what wound up happening.
She was supposed to address the crowd from the GV stage just after the last act at around 6:30. She was to arrive on site at 6 but she didn't get there until 7. So, now she can't address the GV stage because it's shut down until 1 am and there's no one there to listen.
Ken and her huddle in Kens office after her late arrival and come up with an agreement for her to address the crowd from the main stage. There was to be no vulgarity and it was to be a short address. She was told about the festival and there would be families and kids among the crowd.
Then she went on stage and did her banshee ranting.
Ken was rather taken aback and was a bit surprised at the fact that she apparently went against any agreement he and Rosanne had made just prior.
We got pranked. Simple as that.
In the end, she either looked like a raving lunatic or viable candidate. You decide. I'm going with the raving lunatic, personally.
Now I dislike her even more.
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Posted 27 July 2012 - 05:15 PM
A better question is why was she there in the first place? Did they seek her out? Who booked Rosanne Barr for a music festival?
You wanna see a funny comedian, book Amy fucking Schumer.
Late nite. She'll cuss. And worse.
now that is an interesting question
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Posted 27 July 2012 - 05:17 PM
I wished she had elaborated more on the hippies from the 60's being right about everything.
I'm not knocking it... I actually would have found it interesting had she cited specific stuff.
But ya we just got a lot of 'fucks'. I guess her talking to the crowd like that says a lot about what she thinks of 'us'.
I'm not knocking it... I actually would have found it interesting had she cited specific stuff.
But ya we just got a lot of 'fucks'. I guess her talking to the crowd like that says a lot about what she thinks of 'us'.
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Posted 27 July 2012 - 05:19 PM
I was on my way out for a break after Strangefolk ended, so I called the WPKN studio and told the board operator that I was going to leave the main stage up in the feed; he should take the air when they end, leave it in cue, and if I wasn't back at 9 for Primus, to just bring it up on the air. About 8:45 I heard the shrieking harpy from across the park. I felt a thin, warm stream down my leg as I frantically dialed the studio trying to reach the board operator. It was over by the time somebody answered, and my stressed-out plea "Tell me that didn't go out over our air" was answered with the reassurance that it hadn't.
(mostly) true story
(mostly) true story
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Posted 27 July 2012 - 05:22 PM
I was on my way out for a break after Strangefolk ended, so I called the WPKN studio and told the board operator that I was going to leave the main stage up in the feed; he should take the air when they end, leave it in cue, and if I wasn't back at 9 for Primus, to just bring it up on the air. About 8:45 I heard the shrieking harpy from across the park. I felt a thin, warm stream down my leg as I frantically dialed the studio trying to reach the board operator. It was over by the time somebody answered, and my stressed-out plea "Tell me that didn't go out over our air" was answered with the reassurance that it hadn't.
(mostly) true story
So it really did go out over the air. Bummer.
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Posted 27 July 2012 - 06:11 PM
The whole time I heard her moose-strangling voice over in boardie, I kept expecting to hear a single gunshot followed by either silence or cheering.
same here... after all, vibes has a reputation for performers and guest speakers getting sniped by the crowd.
weird it didn't happen this year.
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Posted 27 July 2012 - 09:36 PM
I dunno, at first I thought it was a recording then I saw her on the big screen...and I really didn't hear anything she said but I recall it being really weird that she was there to begin with so I'm going to go with it being pretty cool...brought me to another level!
thanks Rosanne
thanks Rosanne
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Posted 28 July 2012 - 10:57 AM
Okay, I will bite the bullet and take the unpopular stance here. Yeah her voice is grating but ask yourself this... Who in their right mind looked at the band schedule and said, "hrmmm what will transition perfectly into skull waving, mask-wearing goodness that is Primus? I know! Strangefolk!
All I am saying is her yelling worked out okay by either putting a fire into half the folks or by unifying 30k hippies under probably the only banner possible to unify such a diverse crowd, " DON'T TAKE MY R33F3R!"
All I am saying is her yelling worked out okay by either putting a fire into half the folks or by unifying 30k hippies under probably the only banner possible to unify such a diverse crowd, " DON'T TAKE MY R33F3R!"
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Posted 28 July 2012 - 02:33 PM
I'm always going to have a soft place in my heart for Roseanne and that's just all there is to it. I don't watch enough tv or pay enough attention to any of the sources that would inform me of her current goings on, but I do know I didn't disagree with a single thing she said, although she could have said the word fuck much less. My only thing was it cutting into Primus time. Roo hollering "Show me your boobs!" was really funny though.
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Posted 28 July 2012 - 03:19 PM
It amazes me that a bunch of people would have such sticks up their asses about a silly ass thing that happened at Vibes. It would of been so much better if Wavy Gravy came out told the same boring ass story for the 1000th time, looked like he was going to have a stroke and then was wheeled off for Primus to start.
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Posted 28 July 2012 - 03:39 PM
its going to be a sad day when we dont have wavy gravy in person anymore
cuz i truly believe that his spirit will always be at vibes, even after he is gone
roseanne?
well, i loved her in the 80s
as far as her tirade at vibes?
i was amused and a little horrified cuz i knew that there were families all around...but then again these families were in place for primus, so the kiddoes shouldnt be *that* horrified by chaos and language, right?
i thought it was amusing
funny? not so much...it is what is was...a loud grating rant from a loud grating woman who used to be really funny
cuz i truly believe that his spirit will always be at vibes, even after he is gone
roseanne?
well, i loved her in the 80s
as far as her tirade at vibes?
i was amused and a little horrified cuz i knew that there were families all around...but then again these families were in place for primus, so the kiddoes shouldnt be *that* horrified by chaos and language, right?
i thought it was amusing
funny? not so much...it is what is was...a loud grating rant from a loud grating woman who used to be really funny
