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#1 sneakyjack

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Posted 23 July 2012 - 04:57 PM

SO please add em here in this thread...

Heres One of my Manys...

"a friend" had passed out in his car righ before Primus back at camp, maybe you saw him, a large dancing smiling man with a parasol at Mickey Hart in front of the main stage... Anyway towards the end of Primus I went back to to camp for various reasons and he gets out (or stumbles out) of his vehicle as he goes by me, he hears Primus playing and just utters "Wynonna's got a big brown beaver" and vanishes into the tent land area...
Nuff said...

#2 Tabbooma

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Posted 23 July 2012 - 05:07 PM

Youngins setting up camp across the lane, the faces when the pig was pulled out of the cooler and than later in the day the same girl that was in horror earlier peeking out her tent to see a game of kick the baby in the lane outside her tent, the look on her face was priceless... not sure if she saw the prepping for the pig parade for primus or Joker getting serviced by.... Hmmmm.. That ones for tomorrow. So many more... :)

#3 gdradio

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Posted 23 July 2012 - 05:08 PM

woman with crow on shoulder. a WTF moment.

#4 tiedyesky

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Posted 23 July 2012 - 05:12 PM

weird jimmy was telling us about a young girl and her vendor dad he was talking to on the beach. at some point during the conversation, she notices a sailboat with a pirate flag on its mast.
so she jumps in the sound...swims to the boat...steals the jolly roger colors....does a victory-in-the-end-zone dance....jumps back in the sound, swims to shore, and does another victory-in-the-end-zone dance and proceeds to wear said colors as a superhero cape all weekend. my kinda hero for sure!!!

oh. and we met Pound-her the fist dildo after it caused all that ruckus at the hotline

#5 Raynequeen

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Posted 23 July 2012 - 05:13 PM

a non-boardie friend stops by nancyland to chat and meet the kerri (with a k), nancy and kel... while chatting and enjoying the meetings.... over the bullhorn we hear "step right up to kick the baby"...
my friend says, "what did he just say"...
i respond "oh, nothing, just kick the baby, if you want to go kick the baby we can go over...so what were you saying about ......"

friend = :nikkiblue:

#6 Raynequeen

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Posted 23 July 2012 - 05:15 PM

yeah the crow woman was a little.... whoawoman. "so ....what are you going to do monday with that crow?" i do have photos of them both but as i dont know her well enough i dont wanna post her all over the interwebz, but that was an incredible moment. ha

#7 cheeseweasel

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Posted 23 July 2012 - 05:16 PM

Jimmy told everyone the pirate story! My biggest laugh was the Rangoon and smoothie seller camped next to us who decided to kick everything he owned on Sunday morning in some kind of rage. Maybe he realized he didn't sell enough Rangoon?

#8 Mama Kel

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Posted 23 July 2012 - 05:30 PM

We had a group camped in front of us in a pop up camper. They had a Cornmeal bumper sticker. They were playing & singing (not well) Not sure how we came to the conclusion they WERE Cornmeal but our friend Toby sent several large groups of people over to talk to Cornmeal, he called the hotline & asked when Cornmeal's set was & tried to put them on the phone w/ the hotline, took pictures of them jamming......People were psyched to meet Cornmeal.....:lol: This went on for about 2 hours!!

Probably had to be there but OMFG :rotf: I'm still laughing

#9 gram-man

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Posted 23 July 2012 - 05:35 PM

"Can you make me some eggs???"


:rotf:

#10 gregoir

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Posted 23 July 2012 - 05:37 PM

The look of horror on security's face when they drove by Brody, Darch, Teo, Condor, Christen and I hanging out by the tree z up :pimp:

#11 SunshineDrummer

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Posted 23 July 2012 - 05:40 PM

"Mel, where you going?"

"Be right back, just helping Tony get the dead hooker cooler in the truck."

#12 Mama Kel

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Posted 23 July 2012 - 08:55 PM

"WOW! It's clear milk!" :lol:

#13 tiedyesky

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Posted 23 July 2012 - 09:08 PM

"there's no soap for shame"

#14 Jwheelz

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Posted 23 July 2012 - 09:16 PM

"Can you make me some eggs???"


:rotf:


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#15 mollythecat

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Posted 23 July 2012 - 09:17 PM

*Driving to MA*
Dad: Thats where the Vibes Should Be...
Me: Yeah totally LOVE a huge forrest filled with nothing
Dad: Yeah man....
Me: 20 bucks sundaaay!
Dad: Oh yeeah?
Me: Yeeah..Lets goo!
Dad: *complete silence* *criket chirp*

#16 cheeseweasel

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Posted 23 July 2012 - 09:18 PM

Overheard in porto near to me..

"oh dammit! There's no toilet paper in here! Someone help me!!"

#17 Terrapin Station

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Posted 24 July 2012 - 12:37 AM

Eco, Jim and I are sitting at camp and a young 20 something lady strolls into BANNED CAMP around 3 am. She is talking hanging out and laughing and such, cool girl all around. She says she going to tell someone that she was at our camp and then was going to come back to chill.
Right before she was leaving Eco asked her if she wanted bath salts. He was effin around and she giggled about it then left out the left side of the camp. As she walked to the middle a full can of beer comes hurling into our camp through the tapestries about 6" from Jim's head. The can continues and hits Eco in the nuts. We sit there questioning if what we just seen really happened. The girl was gone into the nite not to be seen again.

We were mad it happened that nite, but all giggled about it the rest of the weekend. :lol:

#18 tiedyesky

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Posted 24 July 2012 - 12:46 AM

Eco, Jim and I are sitting at camp and a young 20 something lady strolls into BANNED CAMP around 3 am. She is talking hanging out and laughing and such, cool girl all around. She says she going to tell someone that she was at our camp and then was going to come back to chill.
Right before she was leaving Eco asked her if she wanted bath salts. He was effin around and she giggled about it then left out the left side of the camp. As she walked to the middle a full can of beer comes hurling into our camp through the tapestries about 6" from Jim's head. The can continues and hits Eco in the nuts. We sit there questioning if what we just seen really happened. The girl was gone into the nite not to be seen again.

We were mad it happened that nite, but all giggled about it the rest of the weekend. :lol:


That was me. That'll teach him to give away MY bath salts

#19 Terrapin Station

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Posted 24 July 2012 - 12:49 AM

:lol:


Ya ok. We know you woUld never do such a thing. Was very taken back it happend in Boardie Camping.

#20 tiedyesky

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Posted 24 July 2012 - 12:53 AM

:lol:


Ya ok. We know you wold never do such a thing. Was very taken back it happend in Boardie Camping.


I know right? I'da punted a baby at the f-er

#21 cheeseweasel

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Posted 24 July 2012 - 01:20 AM

"How's your brains?"

#22 In A Silent Way

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Posted 24 July 2012 - 01:50 AM

Bruce Hornsby trying to get into Phil's private Porto and discovering that it was locked.

Some guy in front of me during Primus yelling, "This is music you have sex to."

#23 roo

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Posted 24 July 2012 - 01:55 AM

me to guy.. "dude! what did you take!?"
guy... "idk ,whatever she gave me." and he was serious!

#24 roo

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Posted 24 July 2012 - 01:56 AM

"hello! i need help! someone is chasing me around Family Camping with a fist shaped dildo! they even hit me in the head with it!!"

#25 Eco

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Posted 24 July 2012 - 01:58 AM

That was me. That'll teach him to give away MY bath salts


Lol, I was giving away the connectors for those millions of glow sticks that Depends brought....sort of lied about them being salts....guess I offended you :-) Still no clue why I found humor in attempting to gift away fake bath products when I'm opposed to shit like that.

Random funny things:

Watching Terrapin almost vomit every time I offered him a Natural Ice.

Spending an hour trying to brew expresso only to figure out I put the water in the top instead of the bottom....twice.....only witnessed once thank god.

Watching people jump away from a tampon applicator that someone left in front on he brickshithouse. Bio waste would of got less of a reaction.

#26 Eco

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Posted 24 July 2012 - 02:00 AM

me to guy.. "dude! what did you take!?"
guy... "idk ,whatever she gave me." and he was serious!


If my shitty memory is correct....you were the guy with the scary painted face....if so the dude must of been screwed up not to look at your face and run or at least stumble away.