Ice Tea

[StoneKid]

A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue.<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p>
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Doctor: "What happened?"<o:p></o:p>
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Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk on Bud Light he beats me to a pulp."<o:p></o:p>
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Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk on Bud Light, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth but don't swallow. Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to bed in his Bud Light stupor."<o:p></o:p>
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Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.<o:p></o:p>
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Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband came home drunk on Bud Light, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and he didn't touch me!"<o:p></o:p>
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Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"<o:p></o:p>