Favorite George Carlin Quotes

[holysmokes]

Okay not sure if there is a thread out there already but ...

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
George Carlin

[Java Time]

...could be meat, could be cake...it's meat cake! (paraphrase)

[holysmokes]

You can’t argue with a good blow job.
George Carlin