Things that have changed since I last *dated* (ffta)

[Creekie]

Last time I really dated, we didn't have cell phones...we thought we were *cool* with our beepers...lol.

anyway, I'm REALLY digging getting dirty text messages...I was up until 12:30 last night having phone sex of sorts. But the best part is that you get a minute to think of what you want to say, and then the anticipation on the answer...

God I love technology sometimes.:devil:

[Ginger Snap]

Things that have changed since I last dated:

"Um, well, I'd invite you in, but my children are having a sleepover and my ex husband is probably trying to get them all to calm down. Another guest would just get them all hyped up and going again."

[fire_rocket]

anyway, I'm REALLY digging getting dirty text messages...I was up until 12:30 last night having phone sex of sorts. But the best part is that you get a minute to think of what you want to say, and then the anticipation on the answer...

God I love technology sometimes.:devil:

I saw Dr. Phil yesterday - that's called sexting. :lol:

[unbroken_chain]

we now have "moving pictures"
women are allowed to vote
alcohol is legal again.

[Luna]

we now have "moving pictures"
women are allowed to vote
alcohol is legal again.

:funny1:

I think its time to get back out there

[unbroken_chain]

:funny1:

I think its time to get back out there

:lol:

oh I'm out there all right.

[Creekie]

I saw Dr. Phil yesterday - that's called sexting. :lol:I lOVE it! :funny1:

oh, and (((((((((((((unbrokenchain)))))))))):heart:

[safireblues]

People aren't listening to Nsync anymore.

[Nevrmore]

The last time I dated, Conan OBrien could still do the "In the Year 2000" skit :D

[Phishfolk]

It's cold and snowing.

I'm engaged :D

[Jersey Thug]

'manscaping'

the proximity of my boobs to my belly button

the advent of PMs, IMs, texting, email, gmail, voicemail, Facebook, MySpace and message boards

digital cameras/video

and...me. in a good way :)

[Creekie]

'manscaping'

the proximity of my boobs to my belly button

the advent of PMs, IMs, texting, email, gmail, voicemail, Facebook, MySpace and message boards

digital cameras/video

and...me. in a good way :)

the proximity of my boobs to my belly button ......:funny1:yeah, me too.:undecided:

[Luna]

Better president
Economy tanking
My virginity :lol:

[Jersey Thug]

the proximity of my boobs to my belly button ......:funny1:yeah, me too.:undecided:

meh, it happens. i wouldn't trade all i've learned and experienced in the last 14 years for the ability to pass the pencil test again, that's for sure :lol:

[deadheadskier]

Hmmmm....let's see

I've managed to keep my job by not dating hostesses and servers working for me

I haven't woken up unaware in weird beds saying that was stupid; followed by the walk of shame

it was fun, but I life with reveur is much better

[china cat]

meh, it happens. i wouldn't trade all i've learned and experienced in the last 14 years for the ability to pass the pencil test again, that's for sure :lol:

mine are small and i still can't pass the pencil test :undecided:

yeah, yeah, i'm smarter and all that but i still want my pre-pregnancy boobs back

[Nevrmore]

yeah, yeah, i'm smarter and all that but i still want my pre-pregnancy boobs back

me too!!! 38 D was PERFECT!!!

40EE is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much!

[Ginger Snap]

Apparently they have solved the epic problem of ring around the collar. You never see commercials to fix that anymore.

[Nevrmore]

or maybe men just learned how to wash their necks :D

[Jersey Thug]

life with reveur is much better

awwww, schmoopies :heart:

oh and ((((boobies))))

i still love mine. just noting the change is all. :bubbles:

[Jersey Thug]

Apparently they have solved the epic problem of ring around the collar. You never see commercials to fix that anymore.

ancient Chinese secret huh? :huh:

[Don Nucka]

i have learned the secret of it all. be yourself and fuck what anyone thinks. the right one will come to me and if she doesnt i am content with my hand and the occasional one nighter. i have learned that i am a difficult one to deal with and a woman must be prepared for such things. Bonus points for her being crazier than 12 headless chickens herself.
i have also learned that while looks matter a bit, they don't nearly as much anymore. its all about personality and putting up with my looney ass.

[sarah b.]

good for you, nucka. I still don't know much about dating (except the "things not to tolerate" part), but I know a bit more about what healthy love is, now, so I'm sure I'll that'll help me navigate, next time I'm at sea. (so to speak)
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[jessicaabruno]

Never been on an real date in my life yet. Just crushes on them.

[unbroken_chain]

ancient Chinese secret huh? :huh:

:lol: I say that to my kids all the time randomly and they have NO idea what the fuck I"m talking about.
that, and "The Doctor Says Caffiene Makes me Nervous" anytime I"m offered coffee at a restaraunt.

[little frog]

:lol: I say that to my kids all the time randomly and they have NO idea what the fuck I"m talking about.
that, and "The Doctor Says Caffiene Makes me Nervous" anytime I"m offered coffee at a restaraunt.


it's always an adventure hanging out with you ((((chris'girls))))

[unbroken_chain]

it's always an adventure hanging out with you ((((chris'girls))))

I only wish they felt that way... :lol: Poor kids. :funny1: Miss Sierra is beginning to very obviously absorb my dry sense of humour, too... :jamguy:

anyway.... carry on.

[TEO]

Even though the come hither look still works, guys think they appear sensitive if they wait to be asked out. :rolleyes: