StoneKid
12-10-2009, 02:32 PM
This didn’t take too long!!!!
What does Tiger have in common with a baby seal?
They've both been clubbed by a Norwegian.
(Note from the editor: Technically, Elin is a Swede. But it still works!)
Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said "I don't know exactly…but put me down for a 5."
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning?
They went clubbing.
Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife
Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger!
Tiger's new movie is out: “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant”
Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one.
Tiger Woods was injured in a car accident as he pulled out of his driveway early Friday morning. It was Woods' shortest drive since an errant tee shot at the US Open.
What's the difference between a car and a golf ball?
Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron
Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?
This is the first time Tiger’s ever failed to drive 300 yards
Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he’s ever had. So Gillette has dropped his contract.
Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash. He's still below par though
What does Tiger have in common with a baby seal?
They've both been clubbed by a Norwegian.
(Note from the editor: Technically, Elin is a Swede. But it still works!)
Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said "I don't know exactly…but put me down for a 5."
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning?
They went clubbing.
Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife
Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger!
Tiger's new movie is out: “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant”
Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one.
Tiger Woods was injured in a car accident as he pulled out of his driveway early Friday morning. It was Woods' shortest drive since an errant tee shot at the US Open.
What's the difference between a car and a golf ball?
Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron
Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?
This is the first time Tiger’s ever failed to drive 300 yards
Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he’s ever had. So Gillette has dropped his contract.
Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash. He's still below par though