looking for a woman who...

[roo]

will ride me until she loses breath.. then i'll get on top.

will let me eat her pussy for atleast two orgasms.. then will pull me inside her by my hair ,screaming STICK IT IN ,STICK IT IN

will let me fuck her mouth

will fuck my mouth

will lick my balls AND stroke my cock AT THE SAME TIME!!

will tell me where to come someplace on her other than "MY BELLY"

any takers!?

[Creekie]

:wink:you're slowly killing me, Roo. I might pass out.

[kate11]

ya know, this post could become your adult friened finder ad...just sayin':)

[roo]

ya know, this post could become your adult friened finder ad...just sayin':)

and yet if it was you just responded!:cowboy:

[suunshine]

someone that could deal with yer crazy ass :tongue:

[roo]

someone that could deal with yer crazy ass :tongue:

:avid:

[kate11]

will ride me until she loses breath.. then i'll get on top.

will let me eat her pussy for atleast two orgasms.. then will pull me inside her by my hair ,screaming STICK IT IN ,STICK IT IN

will let me fuck her mouth

will fuck my mouth

will lick my balls AND stroke my cock AT THE SAME TIME!!

will tell me where to come someplace on her other than "MY BELLY"

any takers!?


i have to be on the bottom for now...:devil:

[Jersey Thug]

nice list... for starters :grin:

[JamOnIt247]

nice list... for starters :grin:

Is thuggalicious offering to addddddddd to this list? :naughty:

I have a few or MANY things in mind but, Im a prude and way too innocent to say such naughty things outloud! :angel: :funny1:

[Jersey Thug]

:lol: that's a good one, Jammy :lol:

((((prudish, innocent Jennifers))))

and i'd add to roo's list, but it's HIS list and he should put on it whatever he wants.

i have my own list and will be checking things off of it like a mofo come tonight :devil:

[roo]

i have to be on the bottom for now...:devil:

that's ok.. there's plenty for you to do while your down there!!
Will ya yell dirty things up at me!!?

[bast]

(((roo)))
You're a sexy beast, but we don't wanna do those dirty things. I'd like a big hug though. :boardie:

[roo]

(((roo)))
You're a sexy beast, but we don't wanna do those dirty things. I'd like a big hug though. :boardie:

:no:hugs/snuggles come after.

[Luna]

Is thuggalicious offering to addddddddd to this list? :naughty:

I have a few or MANY things in mind but, Im a prude and way too innocent to say such naughty things outloud! :angel: :funny1:

:rotf:

[Jersey Thug]

unless we twist her arm, of course. Luna you know she wouldn't normally :lol:

[roo]

uhh..? since when did you need an invite/twist!?

[TEO]

Would I need to scoop you up with a spoon after, or would you be ready for the next few rounds immediately?

[Quinn The Eskimo]

if you find her let me know when your done with her

[roo]

Would I need to scoop you up with a spoon after, or would you be ready for the next few rounds immediately?

oh i'll be ready.. but can we use the spoon anyway!?

[TEO]

....as long as we are in the basement room. :wink:

[roo]

....as long as we are in the basement room. :wink:

how 'bout the back of a certain van!!:devil:

[TEO]

Hmmm........wonder if HippieMick would let us borrow it for a day or two?

[roo]

that would be umm..? cool to say the least! i'll even bring the spoon!!BWAAHAHAA

[TEO]

You better be packing more than that! :wink:

[roo]

You better be packing more than that! :wink:

:cowboy: finally.. a woman that speaks my language

[Luna]

....won't blow my cover she's soooo hard to find.... Take It Easssy

:lol: sorry couldnt resist i sing it everytime i see this thread

[Creekie]

:devil:if you find her let me know when your done with her
what if I ( *ahem, I mean SHE*) wants a crack at YOU first?:wink:

[roo]

:devil:
what if I ( *ahem, I mean SHE*) wants a crack at YOU first?:wink:

so you i ,eh uh she want's first crack huh!?

[Jersey Thug]

i hope those two had phone sex at the very least last night.

[Creekie]

i hope those two had phone sex at the very least last night.
:funny1:

you're funny thuggie.

[Jersey Thug]

i wasn't going for funny, but i'll take the compliment :lol:

[roo]

Alright you two!! get your own room/thread!!

creekie!?:justbringit:

[dannydonx]

who has no gag reflex?

[Creekie]

Alright you two!! get your own room/thread!!

creekie!?:justbringit:
done and done. and before all your heads go in the gutter, we're just texting.:wink:

[Jersey Thug]

yes because everyone knows you can't get into any trouble texting :lol:

[Creekie]

yes because everyone knows you can't get into any trouble texting :lol:
who me? not me, never. no trouble at all. none from im's either. :funny1:

[Creekie]

Alright you two!! get your own room/thread!!

creekie!?:justbringit:
me? are you thinking that I'M the sort of chick that would do those things? :eek:


(who am I kidding, right? I say get on your back, pal.:devil:)

[roo]

me? are you thinking that I'M the sort of chick that would do those things? :eek:


(who am I kidding, right? I say get on your back, pal.:devil:)

One roo on is back.. CHECK!! Creekie climbing on ...!!

[Creekie]

One roo on is back.. CHECK!! Creekie climbing on ...!!

oh, how I wish, (I'm starting to forget HOW.)

I'll need reminders.:funny1:

[roo]

will dig her nails deep while she's cumming!

will push me up against the wall once in awhile!

will throw me onto the bed!

will wake me up in the morning by sucking my dick!

[Creekie]

will dig her nails deep while she's cumming!

will push me up against the wall once in awhile!

will throw me onto the bed!

will wake me up in the morning by sucking my dick!

ahhh, yeah, now I'm starting to remember, I think I used to be good at these things once.:devil:

[roo]

will WANT me to watch her touch herself!

will want to watch me touch myself!

will let me fuck her ass while i use a vibrator on her pussy!

will sit on my chest while using a virbator on herself!

[jen s]

I was recently told that I could win in a blow job competition

[unbroken_chain]

I was recently told that I could win in a blow job competition
Based on what criteria?

i.e. "Most Enthusiastic" (excited puppy with sock in mouth)
"power suck 3000" (650 Amp wet/dry)
"best use of hand" (reverse cow milking)
"CBA award" (as indicated, cock ballz n all)
"Pure Endurance" (for when they just refuse to pop)

*not that I doubt your likely skillz.

[Jersey Thug]

now THIS i can't wait to hear.

that could be a thread all its own, actually.

[jen s]

I can't explain exactly....but I always get compliments....and have been told its up there in top blow jobs received.

all I know...last few recipients have not gone more than a few mins...

[Jersey Thug]

thatta girl :jam:

so, possible topic for a new thread, next week maybe...

what IS the criteria? Chris brought up a few, but i know there are more...

:huh:

no time to ponder. i love Fridays!!! :crazy:

[unbroken_chain]

well, clearly you are enthusiastic then.

I received some kind words the other night myself, but I; after a lengthy hiatus, was one ~hungry~ fellow.... not hasty, hungry. savory.

[jen s]

its rather uncouth to ask someone what exactly makes its so good.....

but yes, I would say I am an enthusiast....however, I have to like the recipient....can't go around pleasuring every tom dick and harry!

I do know I am good, and there is something so thrilling knowing that I am going to please someone...and they have no idea what they are in store for.....always happy, when I get, Oh my god, that was good..and they savor it for a few moments.

I tend to have this smug little smile on my face....like yeah...I know it was good..your welcome.

[unbroken_chain]

so it is then, ~couth~ to exclaim ones excellence in said matters? Must concur of course, with the pleasure which can be derived from pleasuring.

[jen s]

completely uncouth to boast.....but its L&S.....

[roo]

completely uncouth to boast.....but its L&S.....

then get the fuck outta my thread.

[lil pixi]

Wow, I think I seriously fit all those descriptions! :lol:
Though me heart is currently taken.

[roo]

to share steak & bj day with!:yaya:... . .

[TEO]

I figure if they can still speak, then I'm not done yet. :devil:

[Sunshower]

Well, I see TEO just turned it up a NOTCH!:wink::devil:

[TEO]

That's how I blow....errrr....roll.

[roo]

I figure if they can still speak, then I'm not done yet. :devil:

i figure if they arent passed out or atleast babbling incoherintly than I'M not finished!!:devil:

[roo]

will dance with me. . slow ,cheek to cheek ,chest to chest. . just inhaling each others scent and vibe. . lost in that moment as time stops.

[HABIT]

will ride me until she loses breath.. then i'll get on top.

will let me eat her pussy for atleast two orgasms.. then will pull me inside her by my hair ,screaming STICK IT IN ,STICK IT IN

will let me fuck her mouth

will fuck my mouth

will lick my balls AND stroke my cock AT THE SAME TIME!!

will tell me where to come someplace on her other than "MY BELLY"

any takers!?

Getting your balls licked while stroking your cock.. $60 bucks
Screaming STICK IT IN, STICK IT IN then get ridden for 2 orgasms..$200 bucks
Hearing squirt it any where you want...Priceless

[Luna]

this thread is making hump day that much more difficult-- whew some hott visuals!

[roo]

this thread is making hump day that much more difficult-- whew some hott visuals!

AT 9:24 IN THE MORNING!! my kinda girl!!

[Luna]

:lol: :blush:

[roo]

ahh. .:coffee: so tell me about these visuals. .http://druidry.org/board/dhp/images/smilies/icon_BIGgrin1.gif
is there a littlehttp://www.smileys4me.com/getsmiley.php?show=4464or maybehttp://www.fullsmilies.com/q/Smiley/adult/Posisition35.gif

[Luna]

none of the first thats scary :lol: the second perhaps..... the first post of this thread is enough really

[roo]

sorry i just fell outta my chair with the mental image of you doing these!!:devil:

it's so hard to find a girl that will tell ya to cum somewhere specific too! otherwise their all lazy about it and we hear that "just cum on belly" . . blah ,such a turn off

[Luna]

:lol: lazy bitches-- you'd think boobies would be the easiest answer

[roo]

so it went a little like this..http://www.fullsmilies.com/q/Smiley/adult/Naughty24.gif then a littlehttp://www.fullsmilies.com/q/Smiley/adult/StickSex.gif

[Luna]

that stick figure has boobs! -- im sorry thats all i can think abt :lol:

[roo]

that stick figure has boobs! -- im sorry thats all i can think abt :lol:

:lol:

[Luna]

plus the male stickie does not look to into it

[roo]

okay. . http://www.fullsmilies.com/q/Smiley/adult/BJob.gif better?

[Jersey Thug]

http://www.smileys4me.com/getsmiley.php?show=4464

that's awesome :lol:

[Luna]

okay. . http://www.fullsmilies.com/q/Smiley/adult/BJob.gif better?

much :funny1:

[roo]

and definetly alotta http://www.fullsmilies.com/q/Smiley/adult/Adult334.gif

[Luna]

I like that one better :lol:

[roo]

And after that pic i've seen .. a whole lotta:boobs: and it'll all probably start like thishttp://www.health-boundaries-bite.com/images/aSmilieCuddle.gif

[JamOnIt247]

:lol: Where the fuck have I been all day!?! No wonder Lunabugs is worked up!!

and where the fuck is my puzzle piece. DAMMIT.

[roo]

:lol: how bout a "boardie orgy!?":lmao:looks something like this..http://www.fullsmilies.com/q/Smiley/parti/party0028.gif :lmao:

[Jersey Thug]

oh, is THAT what it would look like?

la la la...

[Jersey Thug]

and where the fuck is my puzzle piece. DAMMIT.

aw...you're so cute :kissing:

[JamOnIt247]

SURE!! Im pretty sure a boardie orgy has been done before anyways.... but that looks like a big ole PIG PILE to me!

[JamOnIt247]

aw...you're so cute :kissing:

So are you babyyyyy :naughty:

[Jersey Thug]

reow.

can we pile some smileys soon please? :)

[roo]

i guess that's what it would look like:undecided: i just like how it really looks like the one took a running jump:lol:

[roo]

Hey JT i gave you a ginormous Thug Hug and nothin!! nada!

[Jersey Thug]

oh, that was intended for ME? it looked like you were hugging yourself :lol: :lol: :lol:

[roo]

ya know!? it does. . but that's only 'cause ya weren't there to get inside those noodel arms!!

[Jersey Thug]

that makes perfect sense, actually. it looked like some awesome self-luvin', anyway, and i am a big fan of that :grin:

[Lostsailr]

that stick figure has boobs! -- im sorry thats all i can think abt :lol:

And based on typical proportions, I think

she had a boob job (she had a what?) a boob job. NO. yeaaa!

[Luna]

And based on typical proportions, I think

she had a boob job (she had a what?) a boob job. NO. yeaaa!

she does look like she'a had some work done

[musicmomma]

SURE!! Im pretty sure a boardie orgy has been done before anyways.... but that looks like a big ole PIG PILE to me!

:huh: :funny1:

[musicmomma]

sorry i just fell outta my chair with the mental image of you doing these!!:devil:

it's so hard to find a girl that will tell ya to cum somewhere specific too! otherwise their all lazy about it and we hear that "just cum on belly" . . blah ,such a turn off

are you telling me you've never had a girl tell you to just pull out, cum all over her ass and shove it back in for more??? :devil:

[JamOnIt247]

:huh: :funny1:

HOw u doin :naughty:

[musicmomma]

this morning i was taking my temp and mike says 'want ME to take your temp?' i wonder if that is why my temp was higher today than yesterday.. he gets me all moist. :naughty:

[roo]

are you telling me you've never had a girl tell you to just pull out, cum all over her ass and shove it back in for more??? :devil:

of course i have ,it's just i'm sick of the lazy ones!:lol:

[JamOnIt247]

this morning i was taking my temp and mike says 'want ME to take your temp?' i wonder if that is why my temp was higher today than yesterday.. he gets me all moist. :naughty:

So that means you werent REALLY taking your temp. Were you? :lol:

U were doing the Diddle where you piddle dance ..werent you!? :devil:



mmmmmmmmmMoist! :naughty:

[JamOnIt247]

of course i have ,it's just i'm sick of the lazy ones!:lol:

Fuckin lazy bitches.. I tell ya. :rolleyes:

[musicmomma]

So that means you werent REALLY taking your temp. Were you? :lol:

U were doing the Diddle where you piddle dance ..werent you!? :devil:



mmmmmmmmmMoist! :naughty:

no, i was REALLY taking my temp, i have to do it before i can get out of bed, lol. but he was being naughty... :devil:

[JamOnIt247]

no, i was REALLY taking my temp, i have to do it before i can get out of bed, lol. but he was being naughty... :devil:

Such a good/bad boy he is!! :V:

[musicmomma]

thats one of the reasons i love his ass so much. :heartbounce:

[Luna]

are you telling me you've never had a girl tell you to just pull out, cum all over her ass and shove it back in for more??? :devil:

:eek: :funny1:

[musicmomma]

:eek: :funny1:

:lol:

[JamOnIt247]

thats one of the reasons i love his ass so much. :heartbounce:

not as much as he loves your perfectly bouncey ass my dear. ;) :lol:


And ur "cuming on the ass" visual is FUCKING KILLING ME TODAY!

UHGGG..

[musicmomma]

sorry. :blush:

[roo]

one of the best i heard was "come down my back and keep going!"

it's more of an insparation thing or more of a gauge to tell if she's actually into it or just fakin'! another example is if she says your name while cumming. .i don't know how that works (i'm not a female ,but i get the feeling that when i'm doin it right the only thing that should be comin outta her mouth is moans ,grunts, and Oh My God's etc..

[JamOnIt247]

sorry. :blush:

no ur not.. ur not fucking sorry... Dont say sorry when your not sorry!

:lol: What did I tell you about that shit!?!? U need a spankins :naughty:

[roo]

and i musta did something right somewhere 'cause i don't have the slightest clue how i dragged you three lovelies into L&S!!:lol:

[musicmomma]

:booty:

[musicmomma]

and i musta did something right somewhere 'cause i don't have the slightest clue how i dragged you three lovelies into L&S!!:lol:

oh roo, you didn't drag us, you just found 3 hot ladies that can't keep it together today, lol. :funny1:

[JamOnIt247]

and i musta did something right somewhere 'cause i don't have the slightest clue how i dragged you three lovelies into L&S!!:lol:

Honey.. we've been in L&S a longgggggggg time ago. :lol:

but yes, good thread.. good thread. ;)

[Luna]

oh roo, you didn't drag us, you just found 3 hot ladies that can't keep it together today, lol. :funny1:

:funny1: or any day

[roo]

thank you! i'm just glad my truths have brought you enjoyment ,excitement:devil: ,and laughs.http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee29/D-man1983/bow.gif

[Jersey Thug]

it's more of an insparation thing or more of a gauge to tell if she's actually into it or just fakin'! another example is if she says your name while cumming. .i don't know how that works (i'm not a female ,but i get the feeling that when i'm doin it right the only thing that should be comin outta her mouth is moans ,grunts, and Oh My God's etc..

untrue. unless you're strangers and she'd have to struggle to remember it under ANY circumstances, of course.

my neighbors knew my boyfriend by name before ever meeting him in person :lol:

"oh, you must be Jason. we're heard, um, a lot about you :lol: "

(i never talked to them about him before introductions were made :wink: )

[roo]

untrue. unless you're strangers and she'd have to struggle to remember it under ANY circumstances, of course.

my neighbors knew my boyfriend by name before ever meeting him in person :lol:

"oh, you must be Jason. we're heard, um, a lot about you :lol: "

(i never talked to them about him before introductions were made :wink: )

:lmao:OH man that's classic!!:lmao:

[roo]

a woman that who will let me "take care" of her when she's sickhttp://www.fullsmilies.com/q/Smiley/adult/Adult334.gif

[roo]

who will back up all her BIG talk

who will dance for me while standing over me (because that's what get's HER off)

who will keep fuckin even after we've slid halfway off the bed and we're both halfway upside down

will get turned on by some one elses physical appearance take my hand ,pull me outside ,fuck me anywhere and not be afraid to tell me what turned her on in the first place

will ask for the handcuffs to be put on ,so i can eat her to orgasm then just sit back and take my time fuckin her here and there when it pleases me

[roo]

a woman who isnt fucked in the head before i met her

[Jersey Thug]

yeah...it's so much more fun when you can be the one responsible for that.

[roo]

yeah...it's so much more fun when you can be the one responsible for that.

:lol: not what i meant but i see yer point:lol: