Does anybody actually pop wood when they're pinching a loaf?

[In A Violent Way]

This may need it's own thread.

http://gatheringofthevibes.com/forum/showthread.php?p=487766#post487766

[Tabbooma]

:funny1:

[TEO]

I never have. :V:

[Mr_Pat]

where is the poll?

[In A Silent Way]

Where is the option for adding a poll? :huh:

[Ezekiel Tweakscrotum]

Childish

[Spidergawd]

Childish

Uhhh... Yeah. How dare someone disrupt this, the most steadfast bastion of maturity.

:funny1:

[In A Silent Way]

The Dirty Diaper:

http://i488.photobucket.com/albums/rr250/bover_87/stand_aside_serious_business.jpg

[Phishfolk]

The worst is waking up with morning wood and having to shit so you have to wait for it to retract :lol:

[unbroken_chain]

((((( the Golden Arch of Aim )))))

[manzanita stark]

Scat Freaks?:funny1:

[TheDHJ]

:shocked:

[In A Silent Way]

((((( the Golden Arch of Aim )))))

:V:

[Tabbooma]

Poll Please :V:

[manzanita stark]

((((( the Golden Arch of Aim )))))

http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee165/mornin-dew/8119031.jpg

[wits-lil-sis]

I know this is more of a 'guy question' thread but, is it wrong :huh: for men (or women) to get hot when "pinching a loaf"? (word choice instantly made it less hot :lol:).

[Phishfolk]

Everything is right to somebody :lol:

[deadheadskier]

I know this is more of a 'guy question' thread but, is it wrong :huh: for men (or women) to get hot when "pinching a loaf"? (word choice instantly made it less hot :lol:).

Do you mean 'hot' like sweaty hot? or like :naughty: hot?

[Phishfolk]

Oh yeah I sweat when I poop sometimes....especially if ate indian food the day before :lol:

[deadheadskier]

I have to share this post from my skiing message board that this thread made me think of. Poop Poetic for sure



Here it is:


Good to see the summer dump thread is live and well. Last season, while riding the gondy up at Snobasin, I dubbed it the "Rogue Turd". You know, yer feeling fine, skiing yer tits off, and it comes outta nowhere, that overwhelming urge in a minutes time and you feel like you have 30 seconds to abort it and yer nowhere near a crapper. It's the most agonizing slide to the nearest lodge, having to frequently stop to
clench wince and squint. Then, as you get to the bottom you ride yer skis over the cement, dismount and walk like you have a pole in yer butt into the bathroom. Yer sooooo close now. Quickly you see the first open stall and practically fall into it, fumbling with the pants while proceedng to sit down, all within about 10 seconds, and all the while praying that the previous tenant left it presentable. Beads of sweat pouring off yer brow and then........ the intense pain and pressure disappear. It's the closest a man will ever come to experiencing childbirth........that and passing a kidney stone.

[wits-lil-sis]

like :naughty: hot?

This.
:pimp:

[deadheadskier]

guess there's always work as a turd geisha:shocked:

[shmalphy]

Sometimes my dog does, and I am like wow that must be a good one...

[Ezekiel Tweakscrotum]

When I drop anchor in Poo Harbor, my flag is never on the staff.

[ladygingechilla]

@ Ezekiel

:rotf::lmao::lolup:

[wits-lil-sis]

:lmao:

[stonebear]

yeah confirmed,.......i have german shepards that eat poop and firewood, as a pastime and yes, they poop wood. but they're teeth are heathy and white. Me my self would never tell if a piece of wood ever left my Butt. now go away!!!

[manzanita stark]

yeah confirmed,.......i have german shepards that eat poop and firewood, as a pastime and yes, they poop wood. but they're teeth are heathy and white. Me my self would never tell if a piece of wood ever left my Butt. now go away!!!

I see a difference here between popping wood when pooping and wood being plopped when you you poop!:funny1:

[Arglebargle]

Well it keeps your dick out of the water.