urch, ew

[HoopsTer]

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/2584/smallpa9.jpg


yeah, it needs to be here too. :funny1:

[bsktcase]

That image will haunt me forever. :D

[HoopsTer]

:lol:

[Jojo]

I knew what it was and I opened the thread anyways.
Doh!

[georgi]

:lol:

[HoopsTer]

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/2584/smallpa9.jpg


:cry:

[Nevrmore]

Ugh.

stupid 31 day months throwing off my cycle.

No wonder I was even more of a basketcase than normal while flying this weekend.

[Luna]

Me too Ravn

[JamOnIt247]

OMGgggggg... :lmao: WOMAN.. you are fricken hysterical. but with that said... there is something seriously wrong with you! :lol: The only reason I opened this thread is because someone in a mantown thread said NOT to open this thread...

So..what does Jammy have to do when someone tells her not to do something???
I've gotta do it!!! :lol:

[Geminimoon]

it looks like a sick version of the power puff girls....

Kinda makes me think thats her way for her body to wash away the mistakes of the month. :lol:

[georgi]

Omg, I seriously feel like I'm dying. :cry:

My stomach started to hurt something awful when we were on our way to do errands. I got some Pepto at S&S thinking I just had a bad stomachache. Once we got to Stew Leonard's, it moved down lower to where you just know you have cramps. Ugh. I could roll over and die, they hurt SO bad. :cry:

Richard just yelled into my tummy like he does every month when I have cramps, so hopefully they will feel better soon. :funny1:

[Jersey Thug]

i love being a woman.
i love being a woman.
i love being a woman.
i love being a woman.
i love being a woman.

ouch.

[Nevrmore]

again, goddamn 31 day months!! 2 in one month is 1 too many!!

[Jersey Thug]

agreed.

[Wende]

I'm in heat this week. This is the one week out of the month that is so much fun and very dangerous all in one. :lol:

[lost-in-boston]

Happy fucking 30th you're bleeding from the vagina
:bang:
at least he doesn't mind crime scene sex :devil: :lol:

[Nevrmore]

:bang:
at least he doesn't mind crime scene sex :devil: :lol:




:lmao: :lmao: :rotf: :rotf: :lmao: :lmao: :rotf: :rotf:

[lost-in-boston]

my fucking fuse is so fucking short today :ravn:
I want to bash heads together in a very violent way, but only to the fuckheads annoying me (ie sales reps and co workers) :ravn:
I'M BLEEDING FROM THE VAG, BACK THE FUCK OFF ME! :ravn: :ravn: :ravn:

[HoopsTer]

:rotf:

:heart: u

[Jersey Thug]

Happy fucking 30th you're bleeding from the vagina
:bang:
at least he doesn't mind crime scene sex :devil: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

:heart: ((((Instead)))) :heart:

now i know why my cycle changed so abruptly last month, scaring the hell out of me. i blame YOU Tatum!!! :ravn:

[lost-in-boston]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

:heart: ((((Instead)))) :heart:

now i know why my cycle changed so abruptly last month, scaring the hell out of me. i blame YOU Tatum!!! :ravn:

:lol:
dont blame me! Mine changes ALL the time the bastid! :rolleyes:

Instead got me through phanphest 07 (thanks Terra!!!) although its pretty horrific when you pull it out.... :eek1:
I was pretty traumatized not gonna lie... :lol:

[Jersey Thug]

:lol:

my compromise is, i don't use Instead on day 2 or when i don't have access to clean running water. those are my only rules, but they're hard and fast ones :lol:

YMMV.

my cycle used to change alll the time, but it's been years since it's fluctuated even slightly. so when Christmas came and i didn't get mine...and then NY came and still nothing...

yeah. we were worried :blush:

turns out it just wanted me to be at my absolute most vulnerable for funtime with the family last weekend :lol: :lol: :lol: but i surprised myself by not being a total mess.

(((friends and family who helped me through it)))

[georgi]

:gah:

No wonder I was shooting daggers from my eyes when we were in Target and Stew Leonard's earlier today. :blush: I was ready to throw shit at people. Rich was looking at me like this: :bolt:

Thank god for heating pads and sweatpants. :heart:

Rich made me yummy soup and 1/2 a cheese steak wrap for lunch, and some cocoa a little while ago. :heart:

[mountain mama]

:gah: my husband is looking for excuses to go out - GO! already!! urch. :cry:

[sarah b.]

http://ffwdweekly.com/media/article_images/1744.jpg
by corey pierce at http://ffwdweekly.com

[Nevrmore]

:gah:

Happy fucking weekend to me!!! I hope Mike is in the mood for crime scene sex!

[sarah b.]

yikes. that's very graphic. :eek: I can't wait for these cramps to stop. it's like three months worth of cramps caught up with me all at once. jiminy. what an icktacular day, pain-wise. I need to fall asleep.
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[Nevrmore]

yikes. that's very graphic. :eek:


I heard a new term for it last night "Getting some marinara on the noodle" :funny1:

[lost-in-boston]

I could slice someone's throat today.
:plain:


why???
oh the cramps at 2am WHY???!!!!!
:gah:

only thing that makes me smile...
crime scene sex :funny1:
;)

[Erinisme]

happy snow day to me! fucking cramps...hopefully this is the last month I'll be getting them

[jen s]

I forgot to fill my pill prescription this month...so who knows when I will get my period...but I have been craving chocolate and had some cramps...but not sure if that is from all the brussel sprouts I ate last night.

[HoopsTer]

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/2584/smallpa9.jpg

[georgi]

I just realized I'm going to have my period when we go to the Cape in a few weeks. I call fucking bullshit shananigans! :ravn:

I don't want to deal with it on vacation. I don't want to be in a bitchy "I want to eat everything" mood on vacation. RUDE! :ravn:

[Spiffy]

i haven't had my period in 2 months. My birth control is fucking with my head, hormones, and I can't stop crying all the time. Its messing with EVERYTHING. I HATE IT! I'm angry, sad, happy, it just won't end. I miss the person I used to be. I don't know who I am anymore, I'm not myself.
has this happened to anyone else? I don't know where else to turn...I need help.

[JamOnIt247]

i haven't had my period in 2 months. My birth control is fucking with my head, hormones, and I can't stop crying all the time. Its messing with EVERYTHING. I HATE IT! I'm angry, sad, happy, it just won't end. I miss the person I used to be. I don't know who I am anymore, I'm not myself.
has this happened to anyone else? I don't know where else to turn...I need help.

:heart: Awwww Spiffalicious!! I'm so so sorry to hear this love muffins!!
I havent been on the pill in SOO many years but I cant even remember what it did to me emotionally. If its messing with you THIS bad perhaps its time to look into a new form of birth control? I hope you find yourself again hunny. :kissing: Im always here if you need to vent!! :heart:

[HoopsTer]

(((((Spiffy)))))

Im sorry you're going through this love. But I do agree with Jammy- if it's affecting your life this much, it's definitely time to try something new.

I haven't taken birth control in 7 years, but I DO remember how psychotic it made me. That's one of the big reasons I stopped taking it. :undecided:

[Spiffy]

I'm going to see a chinese herbologist at the beginning of the week. This guy got me over mono in a 5 weeks. He's amazing!

[Spiffy]

scratch that, I've got an appointment tomorrow afternoon. yay! I'm starting to feel better already.

[jerrylovinhippy]

:undecided: ughhhhhh blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :undecided:

[Spiffy]

i finally got my period...first day for my first day of work...and its Daylights Savings time. WTF? :lol: the powers that be have a SICK sense of humor. i wanna curl up and cry cause of the cramps yet I have to go massage for 6 hours... oh well, gotta do what u gotta do.

edit - i survived! im proud of myself :heartbounce:

[JamOnIt247]

and WE are also VERY proud of you sweetheart!! :heartbounce:

[JamOnIt247]

Mine can come any FUCKINGGGGGGGG DAY NOW TYVM!! I only have a week!! And it better get here and be over with by then for FUCKS sakes! :spank:


Okay.. I feel mucho bettero :grin:

[HoopsTer]

i finally got my period...first day for my first day of work...and its Daylights Savings time. WTF? :lol: the powers that be have a SICK sense of humor. i wanna curl up and cry cause of the cramps yet I have to go massage for 6 hours... oh well, gotta do what u gotta do.

edit - i survived! im proud of myself :heartbounce:


YAY!
Yes, so proud!

And tell me about the new job!!! How did it go? Where are you working? I want details!!!!

[JamOnIt247]

Mine can come any FUCKINGGGGGGGG DAY NOW TYVM!! I only have a week!! And it better get here and be over with by then for FUCKS sakes! :spank:


Okay.. I feel mucho bettero :grin:

:crazy: YAYYYYYYYYYYYY :crazy:

Its here Its here! :ura1: Its finally here! :bliss:


:lol: I know, you all dont get excited(depending on situation) ....
but for me the sooner it got here... the sooner it leaves!!
Gonna see my handsome sweetness in 5 FUCKING DAYS!!!
:Phishfolk: Rock on sistas!!!

[Patchoulia]

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Don Nucka]

They warned me in ManTown not to open this thread under any circumstances. Naturally, I had to look. They were right.

[Karen]

I :heart: this thread!

Terra, hilarious pic BTW!!!

Men, not that we don't think you are awesome but..c'mon! Leave these threads to the ladies for f*cks sake!

[Luna]

Feeling sensitive, bloated and blue )))Pms(((

[bsktcase]

Feeling sensitive, bloated and blue )))Pms(((

Awww....well I replied to your brussel sprouts thread if that makes you feel any better. ;)

[Luna]

Awww....well I replied to your brussel sprouts thread if that makes you feel any better. ;)

:lol: thank you!


Sooo tired :yawn: at least no cramps! (crossing fingers)

[lost-in-boston]

I swear the rage of my PMS gets worse every month.
I get nasty, I get angry over nothing, and I'm impossible to keep happy.
I dont even like being around myself, much less have anoyone else deal w/ me.
:undecided:
I want to do a combo of strangle someone and cry today.
:plain:

[Patchoulia]

Awww...I feel your pain...or, rather, the people in my world feel your pain...you saw my thread last week about wanting to kill people, right?

It's so bizarre...intellectually illogical, yet frighteningly real & almost uncontrollable. And when the fog of rage lifts (i.e. PMS is over), it's like a brand-new day and you can't even remember why you felt so angry...

I was embarrassed by a few of the tongue-lashings I doled out last week, for sure. A few were deserved, but a couple were just ridiculous.

Hang in there, doll. :heart:

[Luna]

I swear the rage of my PMS gets worse every month.
I get nasty, I get angry over nothing, and I'm impossible to keep happy.
I dont even like being around myself, much less have anoyone else deal w/ me.
:undecided:
I want to do a combo of strangle someone and cry today.
:plain:

god do i hear that! I've never been so happy to finally get it and get some semblance of hormonal balance

[lost-in-boston]

Awww...I feel your pain...or, rather, the people in my world feel your pain...you saw my thread last week about wanting to kill people, right?

It's so bizarre...intellectually illogical, yet frighteningly real & almost uncontrollable. And when the fog of rage lifts (i.e. PMS is over), it's like a brand-new day and you can't even remember why you felt so angry...

I was embarrassed by a few of the tongue-lashings I doled out last week, for sure. A few were deserved, but a couple were just ridiculous.

Hang in there, doll. :heart:


I wanted to walk into my office w/ a light saber and slash everyone in my path for no good reason
then sit under my desk and cry over it.
:rolleyes:

yes I remember your thread, and I remember thinking, yep, thats where I'm at once a month, the week just before my period.
I mean christ! Can I BLEED already! :ravn:
either that or other people are going to end up bleeding. :plain:

[Jersey Thug]

oh dear, this can only mean that my time is coming soon.

(((Tatums)))

*makes mental note to stock up on chocolate on the way home tonight*

[sarah b.]

if thug's in here, that means mine's coming soon.
breakout? check.
chocolate urge ____
crying/disproportionate reaction ____


at least we don't ALL get it at once. :lol:

[Patchoulia]

if thug's in here, that means mine's coming soon.
breakout? check.
chocolate urge ____
crying/disproportionate reaction ____


at least we don't ALL get it at once. :lol:

This place would self-terminate if we did...or else all the men would only hang in out in Man Town for that "period" of time every month...:lol:

[lost-in-boston]

OR we'd all get banned for a week :lol:
fuckers :ravn:

I'm better today, I swear its like 1day EMO next day HAPPY!, next day EMO, oh hi, want to jump on my rollercoaster of emotions?!
next stop CRAZYLAND!
:rolleyes:

I just hope that I'm in great spirits for this weekend.
I get to be w/ my boy and see some really fantastic music and LOTS of fantastic friends that I never get to see
Things just end up going down hill very quickly and my tongue is sharp to those who don't deserve it. :plain:
then i hate myself for it.
oh the cycle
:gah:

[Jersey Thug]

if thug's in here, that means mine's coming soon.
breakout? check.
chocolate urge ____
crying/disproportionate reaction ____


at least we don't ALL get it at once. :lol:

seriously :lol:

and...oh right. the pimples. this explains the constellation on my chin, discovered this morning :rolleyes:

status check:

irrational/uncharacteristic emotional response - CHECK!
chocolate urge - though thus far held in check, but definitely present!

i love being a woman :heart: :undecided: :lol:

((((for all who need 'em today, myself included))))

[musicmomma]

you know ladies, i can't wait to join you in here. i haven't had a period in over 12 years so watch out when i do. :lol:

[HoopsTer]

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/2584/smallpa9.jpg

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yeah, it needs to be here too. :funny1:

[lost-in-boston]

you know ladies, i can't wait to join you in here. i haven't had a period in over 12 years so watch out when i do. :lol:

I think Cass might beat you in here :funny1: :funny1:

[HoopsTer]

I think Cass might beat you in here :funny1: :funny1:

LMAO!!!!!

[musicmomma]

no, i really hope not. i have a call in to my dr about getting rid of my birth control. i hope i hear back from him today. :heart:

[lost-in-boston]

aww love, I'm sorry... :heart:
you know me and my inappropriate teasing :undecided:

[musicmomma]

its ok doll, i'm just having a REALLY bad day. i am anxious waiting for a response from my ob. i love you. :heart:

[sarah b.]

Yeah, Missy, the folks at NESA can fix that. My ex/friend (whom I assist) fixes that, easily. That's TCM GYN 101. They should be able to fix you up like that. :snaps fingers: I've had treatment to make mine come/regulate it before. Sometimes (stress, broken bones, etc.) mine will just decide to take a month off, for no particular reason. A couple of days after treatment -- cramp, there it is! :that cartoon:

[musicmomma]

mine is due to bc and pregnancies. i need to get off the bc and let my body regulate again. i talked to mike about nesa and am gonna make an appt soon. thanks again sarah. :heart:

[HoopsTer]

(((missy))) :heart:

[Spiffy]

(((missy))) you know you can always call me to bitch about hormone issues :funny1: i love you momma.

[sarah b.]

know what sucks? a bunch of shit blew up in my biofamily and I know I can't let myself react too much until after my period comes, 'cause I know my reaction will be disproportionate. (I'm also very protective of my mom, so this is extra no fun. But I know it won't be good or productive for anyone if I let myself react, right now. i'm not happy about what went down at all. :bang: ). I cried last night. Hopefully things'll get moving, soon, so I can have my sense of proportion back. ))unfortunately necessary tight emotional leashes((
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[musicmomma]

thanks spiff. :heart:
sarah, good call on not reacting. its really hard to know when i'm overreacting when i don't know if its pms. so recently i just assume its pms 24/7/365, lol. :rolleyes:

[Jersey Thug]

know what sucks? a bunch of shit blew up in my biofamily and I know I can't let myself react too much until after my period comes, 'cause I know my reaction will be disproportionate. (I'm also very protective of my mom, so this is extra no fun. But I know it won't be good or productive for anyone if I let myself react, right now. i'm not happy about what went down at all. :bang: ). I cried last night. Hopefully things'll get moving, soon, so I can have my sense of proportion back. ))unfortunately necessary tight emotional leashes((
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((((Sarah))))

i tend to hide myself away too. this week i've been dealing with pms and some heavy stuff and i've been asking friends who are not attached to the situation if my emotional response has been justified...and as it turns out, it has been, totally, for once.

but i hate doubting myself, and knowing that doubt is totally justified. i wish there was a supplement or something i could take to make myself feel things normally at this time. i'm a fairly rational person most of the time and i don't like feeling off-kilter and hormonal. i'm glad i can usually see it happening, but i do wish it wouldn't happen at all.

hang in there! :heart:

[sarah b.]

Thanks. :heart:

part of the fun of text is I got to ramble on and on and on to my mom about my feelings about this shit. I'm no good at holding my feelings in for too long about stuff. She's a safe outlet (since it's about her). I still have half a mind to create a bit of a scene, ask someone how she sleeps, etc., but I'm doing my best to give my mom time she needs to deal with this her way. 'cause, really, what I have in mind now would not be pretty. or nice. I don't like people fucking with my mother.

[mountain mama]

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x88/aleciea/icons/miscellaneous/hellotags/98ebd917.jpg

Hugs and tissues all around... oh and a baseball bat for Sarah B :heart:

[sarah b.]

:lol: :heart: thank you. I really need to just let my mom handle this however she thinks is best. I'm getting out of town for the weekend, so that should help keep my mind off of things.

the bat's right by the door, if she can't handle it. :lol: (I would never, but I might fantasize about it.) I think I'm going to fall asleep early tonight. Ever just use up all of your adrenalin? It's been one of those days.

[Nevrmore]

Argh!

Like my week didn't suck enough!

[sarah b.]

I took a nap yesterday evening for a couple of hours, then I couldn't fall asleep. :bang: this totally sucks. :(
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[lost-in-boston]

I'm like a week early and so freaking sensitive.
Tears come so easily.
my feelings are hurt even easier.
:plain:
is this over yet?? Can I sleep till I'm done bleeding?!
:cry:

[musicmomma]

get ready for me to join you ladies, i get my iud out tomorrow and have a feeling i'll have a period that last 5 years. :rolleyes:

[Jersey Thug]

fucking OUCH.

:funmeter1:

[sarah b.]

:heart: musicmomma :heart:

((folks))

I think biofam stress postponed mine for a little while. Am digging the chocolate and totally broken out, though, so maybe soon.

[HoopsTer]

Dear carnivorous ovum,

Please stop eating my uterus. It hurts.

Love always,
HoopsTer

[georgi]

Dear carnivorous ovum,

Please stop eating my uterus. It hurts.

Love always,
HoopsTer

:lol:

Yeah, I feel like I'm being stabbed. :cry:

I want to go home. :cry:

Damn you Aunt Flo! :ravn:

[musicmomma]

:heart:

[Luna]

PMS hardcore :gah:

[Patchoulia]

I am SOOOO happy to have been able to bring home 400 pills of naproxen from the US visit last weekend.

You have to get a fucking prescription for that shit in this country--BOO!!!

[Patchoulia]

P.S. I'm officially over the "P" part of PMS and I didn't even come CLOSE to killing anyone this month! YAY ME!!

[musicmomma]

P.S. I'm officially over the "P" part of PMS and I didn't even come CLOSE to killing anyone this month! YAY ME!!

:clapping:

[Patchoulia]

fuckfuckfuckityfuckfuckfuckfuckcrampsfuckfuck

:cry:

[SunshineDaydream]

So I just had a lovely surprise in the ladies room at work. Since I made some pretty big lifestyle changes to my diet, I've been fortunate to not be rocked by cramps that used to knock me on my ass for a day or 2. But that also means my biggest forewarning disappeared too...and I really dont pay attention to the calendar as I should...

So I'm sitting there like oh wonderful do I now waddle back to my desk to look for supplies?!? Thankfully, one of my friends came into the stall next to me (who I recognized thanks to the stars tattoo she has on her right foot! :funny1:) & saved my silly, unprepared self! TGIF!

:rose:

[Spiffy]

why is it you always have the best poops when your period is coming?

[Nevrmore]

:gah:

[lost-in-boston]

my shit is coming so early.
Damn you spring :ravn:
every single spring, w/out fail, I get my period twice, between the months of April and June. This year its April. :plain:
my tits hurt, my belly is overbloated, I want to eat chocolate, rip someone's face off, and lay in my bed and cry all at the same time.
Just
fucking
bleed
already!
:angry:

[Nevrmore]

I have cramps so bad I want to go back to bed after a nice big bottle of soma.

and my skin is the stuff of nightmares at the moment

[sarah b.]

just in time for jazzfest! :cheesy: :bang: :dance: but at least it came back. hopefully tomorrow will be the worst of it. I read that there are air-conditioned flush toilets in the grandstand. Sounds good to me. Ooh, and my face should clear up. Thank you!

[mountain mama]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCwKbUVyHLY

[sarah b.]

I love the way it makes me so emotional! It's fabulous! :lol: :heart: :cheesy:

[lost-in-boston]

ugh I have to go meet people in another department today looking quite similar to the size of an elf house (wide and short) and I want to put my head on my desk and pass the fuck out.
:gah:
:cry:

[HoopsTer]

yup.
http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/2584/smallpa9.jpg

[georgi]

:ravn: :cry: :bang:

Hate hate hate hate CRAMPS!!! :soapbox:

[wabbit]

Right here with you.. grrrr

I have world war 3 going on in my nether regions..

[georgi]

I just sat on the toilet here at work for like, 10 minutes...because sitting makes it feel better. Strange. :lol: People probably think I have potty issues. :funny1:

[JamOnIt247]

I just sat on the toilet here at work for like, 10 minutes...because sitting makes it feel better. Strange. :lol: People probably think I have potty issues. :funny1:

Not strange at all woman... For some reason squatting(I have to bend and squat quite a bit for work lol) relieves a little bit of the pain.

[georgi]

I wish I was at home so I could just grab my book and my iced coffee and relax in the bathroom. :lmao:

[musicmomma]

:undecided:

[JamOnIt247]

:undecided:

:kissing:

[Nevrmore]

:gah:

[lost-in-boston]

NEED to bleed.
:plain:
I'm ready to slice everyone in my path then cry over it.
yep....its comin.
gooood times :gah:

[musicmomma]

:heart:

[bsktcase]

I declare tomorrow a beach day ;). All of us women folk should call in 'sick' and drive up to a local beach with some good friends, good music or a good book (whichever you prefer to spend the day with). Tomorrow is supposed to be gorgeous (on the northeast coast, anyway). We could all use a beautiful day to relax.

[HoopsTer]

I WISH!
I called in sick on Monday. :blush:

[lost-in-boston]

omg, RELIEVED of all emotion today
I feel good, I feel like I can breathe...
I am bleeding. and who would have thought that I'd be so excited for this.
:lol:
and i wont have it for Phish at Fenway! :woohoo:

[Sunny Sunshine]

:woohoo: :dance: Yes! I am glad that I'm urch, ewing right now!! :dance: This means I won't be urch, ewing on my wedding day or the honeymoon! :dance:

[sarah b.]

I would love mine to show up, already. i'm so sick of being broken out!
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[HoopsTer]

:woohoo: :dance: Yes! I am glad that I'm urch, ewing right now!! :dance: This means I won't be urch, ewing on my wedding day or the honeymoon! :dance:

Horray!!

[Jersey Thug]

a note of thanks for the wonderful women of the boards who helped out with hugs, protection and meds when i unexpectedly woke up with mine early Sunday morning at StrangeCreek. thank you guys...and i'm sorry if it made me less social than usual. i tend to retreat when i'm hurt-y :heart:

also a big thanks to Jason for making a sleepy run to the general store first thing in the morning for advil and tampons, and for going with the, uh, flow :lol:

so glad mine will be gone by tomorrow. :dance:

[musicmomma]

a note of thanks for the wonderful women of the boards who helped out with hugs, protection and meds when i unexpectedly woke up with mine early Sunday morning at StrangeCreek. thank you guys...and i'm sorry if it made me less social than usual. i tend to retreat when i'm hurt-y :heart:

also a big thanks to Jason for making a sleepy run to the general store first thing in the morning for advil and tampons, and for going with the, uh, flow :lol:

so glad mine will be gone by tomorrow. :dance:

see now, when wit asked me for a tampon i said no cause all i had with me was 'instead's'. if she had told me it was for you i would have hooked her right up. :heart:

[musicmomma]

I would love mine to show up, already. i'm so sick of being broken out!
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check out what i was just reading about... http://www.acne.org/messageboard/Aleve-premenstrual-mid-t114587.html

[musicmomma]

check out what i was just reading about... http://www.acne.org/messageboard/Aleve-premenstrual-mid-t114587.html

just a little note, i'm only on page 2 so i don't know what it say's past there, lol. :wink:

[Jersey Thug]

see now, when wit asked me for a tampon i said no cause all i had with me was 'instead's'. if she had told me it was for you i would have hooked her right up. :heart:

thanks! there were a few of us boardie chicas who got it 1-2 weeks early at SC (weird, right? i'm usually spot on, calendar-wise...whose dominant uterus do we have to blame for THAT clusterfuck??? :ravn: :lol: ) so it may not have been for me. i didn't even think to ask anyone for an Instead, because so few people use them.

pretty sure i was already all set by the time we came to family on Sunday, thanks largely to Kashmir and Erinisme :)

[sarah b.]

thanks, missy! yay for thug getting hers -- that means i'm on deck. :lol:
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[musicmomma]

yw to both of you. :smile:

[HoopsTer]

thanks! there were a few of us boardie chicas who got it 1-2 weeks early at SC (weird, right? i'm usually spot on, calendar-wise...whose dominant uterus do we have to blame for THAT clusterfuck??? :ravn: :lol: ) so it may not have been for me. i didn't even think to ask anyone for an Instead, because so few people use them.

pretty sure i was already all set by the time we came to family on Sunday, thanks largely to Kashmir and Erinisme :)


Im the one with the alpha uterus that ususally does that at strange creek...but it wasnt me! :lol: I didn't go this year! :shades:

[Jersey Thug]

thanks, missy! yay for thug getting hers -- that means i'm on deck. :lol:
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yeah, no worries...you should start feeling crabby and discontented any minute now :lol:

(i wasn't due til tomorrow. and i still blame Terra, somehow :lol: )

[safireblues]

Mine is a few weeks late but that happens to me every so often. Usually it's pretty regular but once or twice a year if I have stress, it will be late.

Nevertheless, I am probably going to get a GD pregnancy test. You know I'll get it like 5 seconds after I pee on the stick.

Oh, and if I am pregnant, one of you better raise it for me.

[Patchoulia]

I took last Friday off..mine was 10 days late...I assume it was waiting til after my birthday to arrive, which was thoughtful, but extra-crampful. It's not just the cramps, it's needing to be near a toilet into which I can expel not-of-this earth disgustingness every hour or two. Ugh.

Good luck safire. I know the feeling.

[sarah b.]

good luck, katie. :) thanks, thug -- I'm hoping I had all my existential blahs at SC and it's just waiting for my post-fest cold to leave before arriving.

I just remembered I had a shiny space blanket in my bag that I could've used for extra warmth on Sunday night. glad I got a room, anyway. motel 6 in enfield, CT, was nice and clean and warm.
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[safireblues]

good luck, katie. :) thanks, thug -- I'm hoping I had all my existential blahs at SC and it's just waiting for my post-fest cold to leave before arriving.

I just remembered I had a shiny space blanket in my bag that I could've used for extra warmth on Sunday night. glad I got a room, anyway. motel 6 in enfield, CT, was nice and clean and warm.
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That's the good thing about being old and married, I've always said if it happens, then I guess it was meant to be.

Although I was making terrible jokes last night about tossing myself down the stairs saying "DIE LITTLE EVIL GINGER BABY."

Then I said "but knowing me, I'd just break my neck and be a quad."

Andy: "Would your tongue still work?"

Kate: "Yes, that's about the only thing that would still work."

Andy: "Sweet"

[Patchoulia]

:lol:

Nice catch, Katie.

Per our discussion yesterday, that could still work....

[sarah b.]

ow! I can't wait for today to be over! out, demon lining!
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[safireblues]

I took the damn pregnancy test last night. 9 bucks. Negative.

Got period this morning.

Come on, man.

:joker:

[Jersey Thug]

it never fails...sorta like lighting up when waiting for a bus or train to arrive. :lol:

at least you'll be un-crampy for Sunday. can't wait! :dance:

[forestdancer]

Thanks great!!

i love being a woman.
i love being a woman.
i love being a woman.
i love being a woman.
i love being a woman.

ouch.

[Nevrmore]

motherfucker

if I don't bleed soon, someone is going to die

[musicmomma]

motherfucker

if I don't bleed soon, someone is going to die

this. :sad:

[JamOnIt247]

rut rohhhhhhh

U both needs some huggins from the Jammy Jamsters!!!
:crush:

[wabbit]

oh sorrow.. oh evil crampiness and headache from hell..

[Nevrmore]

((((Jammy)))) so long as you are not the big snoring lump in bed keeping me awake right now, I love you :heart: Him, I may smother with a pillow if he keeps me awake tonight!

[Nevrmore]

Thank you Goddess!

It came just in time, before someone else's blood was spilt! :D

**chocolate and muscle relaxers**

[lost-in-boston]

If I dont bleed soon someone will fucking die.

You know I have PMS, pick one more fucking fight w/ me and I will END YA LIFE! :ravn:

[musicmomma]

{{{{pms girls}}}} :heart:

[JamOnIt247]

:tease:












:bolt:

[Nevrmore]

I changed my mind. Starting has not helped. I went to my parents house tonight because I needed a break. (My FIL is coming next week and I have been doing nonstop cleaning) I left my house at 5:30pm

I asked him to:
Fold the jeans that were in the dryer
Put our comforter IN the dryer
feed the kids dinner (scrambled eggs, brown and serve sausage and fruit)
sweep the floor under the table after (Karys is a messy eater)


The only thing done was the kids were fed.

:rant:

[Spiffy]

i'm bloated, i'm late, and i've been eating candy like nobodys business. MAKE IT STOP!!! I've been so bitchy that people at work have noticed my mood swings, and we only see each other inbetween massages. :lol: i think they like me more for it now. weirdos. its great.

[Nevrmore]

:gah:

[JamOnIt247]

I want some :naughty: time..... NOWWWWWWWWW PLEASE AND THANK YOU!!!

:lol: Thats all.

[musicmomma]

:heart:

[jen s]

My PMS moved up a week....its good times....so I get about 1 week of reprieve, and I am miserable the rest. 2nd week, I am on emotional rollercoaster, 3rd week, I am bloated and want to eat Hershey Park.

When I do get my period, I am so burnt out from being wacky for the past 2 weeks, I just want to sleep.

[musicmomma]

thanks for the reminder jen, i bought 2 york patties today and just ate one. :drool:

[jen s]

I can't leave any chocolate or candy in my house for that reason, I will just eat it.

[musicmomma]

well, i can't really eat any chocolate to begin with but it was inevitable when i woke up this morning that i would eat choc or sugar at some point. i DID manage to split it 3 ways with mike and serena. now what to do about the one still in my bag, lol. :lol:

[Nevrmore]

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/4/16/128843659695287736.jpg

[musicmomma]

:lol:

[sarah b.]

I haven't complained enough today. i've taken plenty of ibuprofen today. I laid down a little. I just want it to be over or stop hurting, already. the only thing that feels good next to my lower abdomen is a purring cat. I need a stealth cat fanny pack! :lol: ow. :(

[sarah b.]

as much as cramps suck, multiple orgasms totally rock! :lol: I wonder if they help make periods go away faster (that's the theory I'm testing).

[china cat]

cramps

gush

yuck

[Elphaba]

might as well post here and let you all know that cortisone injections rock :lol:

[Patchoulia]

Cramps make Baby Jesus* cry.

--------------------------

*Baby Jesus, the son of our Spanish custodian

[sarah b.]

please apologize to your custodian and his wife for me. :lol: ((baby J))
later that night ... ow. totally want to die. come on, stuff, kick in, would you? :bang:

[china cat]

seriously? flow comes today?!?!?!?!

:gah:

[china cat]

i need a cup of tea and some jammies and someone to take care of me today. ick :undecided:

[sarah b.]

lucky you, right?
I had what I thought was pms the other week, but I guess i'm running late again. :shrug: I got hostess cupcakes and milk.

[china cat]

maybe it's a sign, takes things slow. i'll embrace it :heart:

[sarah b.]

not like that should get in your way, if there's a will. it's all good. :lol: :heart: ))death cramps((

[Karen]

i need a cup of tea and some jammies and someone to take care of me today. ick :undecided:

oh noooes! Today? Of all days....sigh. Sorry honey.

(((China)))

[Karen]

maybe it's a sign, takes things slow. i'll embrace it :heart:



:)

You are smart. I want to be just like you someday! :heart:

[YogaMermaid]

Holy mo'fuckin midol. :crazy:

[sarah b.]

looks like mine should show up just in time for phish in albany. oh, joy!

[SunshineDaydream]

maybe it's a sign, takes things slow. i'll embrace it :heart:
you are a far more disciplined woman than me :lmao:
hope you still had a special weekend, regardless of whatever kinda "connections" you made :wink:

[china cat]

you are a far more disciplined woman than me :lmao:


no, i'm not. :rotf:

[sarah b.]

so broken out. can't wait for it to show up so I can have my face back. :rolleyes:

[sarah b.]

about freakin' time. yay, body doing what it should. (and having chocolate already on hand) :)

[HoopsTer]

uuuuuuuggggh

[china cat]

uuuuuuuggggh

this

[Luna]

:yawn: ick

[Lazy Lightning]

Y'know... I always loved the image that this thread started with...

[nancykind]

thermacare heat wraps rock for cramps :thup:

[sarah b.]

nothing says monday like waking up to surprise ... better to get it than ot. yee hah! that explains some recent high emotions, too. yippee.

[sarah b.]

I'm glad I posted here. need to do a better job writing this stuff down. I think I'm going to wake up to a surprise. Yay. :coffee: :shocked: :monkey:

[sarah b.]

as predicted, the cat just woke me up (my tiger, not a euphamism) and yay for my body doing what it should. and for ibuprofen. :passes back out:

---
9:15p.m., in bed. want no pain. can't wait for ibuprofen to kick in. hate this.

[Ginger Snap]

Fucking mensa. Why today? :bang:

[Jersey Thug]

i knew you were witty, but wow! you're smarter than i thought :D

:lol: :heart:

[Ginger Snap]

:lol: