Lessons I've learned about sex

[Nevrmore]

FFTA

#1 ~ Never keep your lube and hand sanitizer in the same drawer :eek:

[irie]

:lol: :lol:

good advice!

[Nevrmore]

yeah, it's right up there with don't eat hot wings before you masturbate. Because no matter how good you wash your hands,,,,:undecided:


:rotf:

[alsoa]

Don't put the shared sensation condom on inside out..

[Ginger Snap]

make sure you look at a diagram before installing a cock ring.

[Ginger Snap]

If parking on ice, make sure you have a tow rope.

[Ginger Snap]

Pussy is more effective than ambien.

[Ginger Snap]

A stiff prick has no conscience.

[Ginger Snap]

I kid.

[Ginger Snap]

No really.

[Ginger Snap]

If you see a waterfall wade your ass over to it.

[Nevrmore]

I know I've told this story before, but when I was 16 and starting to date, my Mema told me "and always remember, a hard cock has no conscience" :eek:


A stiff prick has no conscience.

[dannydonx]

FFTA

#1 ~ Never keep your lube and hand sanitizer in the same drawer :eek:

You are right my friend.

[Mr_Pat]

If they tell you "I usually dont do this..." they ususal do and love it :lol:

[JamOnIt247]

If they tell you "I usually dont do this..." they ususal do and love it :lol:


:lol:

[JamOnIt247]

FFTA

#1 ~ Never keep your lube and hand sanitizer in the same drawer :eek:

hmmmm very true, unless its not the hand that needs said sanitizing. :eek:

:lol: Ya never know with some people. :dunno:

[TEO]

Men tend to over estimate their stamina and abilities.

[musicfan]

Soccer is a metaphor to me for sex and dating... Way too much running around and nowhere near enough scoring.