dear wifey

[Slave Self Promoted]

please ask kiltboy to memorize this: "Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam... And wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva. So tweasuwe youw wove"

also, ask him to consider wearing his gnome costume.


also also, tell your bff++++++++ he's being ridiculous when he refuses to wear a stripey orange pimp suit.

also also also, i love you. :D

[Phishfolk]

I'm so rocking the pornstar mustache!

[Jersey Thug]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

oh, what fun!!! i can't wait for this. :clapping:

dearly beloved...we are gathered here today, on Steak and Blowjob Day...

:jamguy::jamguy::jamguy::jamguy::jamguy::jamguy:

(and he's totally up for whatever you'd want your officiant to wear. costumes on hand include Cap'n Barnacle Pants, the aforementioned garden gnome, full Scottish regalia/kilt, Captain Underpants, fairy princess...and after this year's polar bear swim, a pro wrestling getup!)

:funny1:

[Jersey Thug]

ps - BFF++++++, if you want Jason to wear the gnome getup, the least you can do is wear the orange pimp suit. i am so seriousleh! :D

[sarah b.]

awesome!

[DANKBIRDMAN]

this sounds great:funny1::jamguy:

[Sunshower]

I cannot wait to see the video!

[Moose]

Wow, please, let me come take photos of this joyous occasion. lol.
What a fucking awesome time this sounds like.

The princess bride, a fucking +!
:lol:

There's a lot of kickass folks in this thread!