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orion
01-12-2009, 11:58 PM
prostitution < haikubandit > 01/12 09:37:09

work is so slow
checking CL for jobs
1980's $
:pimp:
Jersey Thug
01-13-2009, 12:05 AM
that isn't a haiku. that's just horrible writing :lol:
Lemireacle
01-13-2009, 12:06 AM
that isn't a haiku. that's just horrible writing :lol:

:lmao:
orion
01-13-2009, 12:09 AM
drunk < MindTooBusy > 01/12 19:53:43

Holy shit I'm drunk
Somehow I keep getting girls
I fucking love vag
:lmao:
orion
01-13-2009, 08:28 AM
And this gem...

funky bellybutton < hotassbrownguy > 01/12 21:59:59

i sniffed my finger
did it smell funky? hell yes.
i am disgusting
drvic
01-13-2009, 10:33 AM
Get into the tub
You have been very naughty
yellow discipline
sarah b.
08-11-2009, 04:49 AM
revival: haiku
meets l & s - so silly
pleasant dreams to all.
orion
08-11-2009, 10:44 AM
Thanks for reminding me how bloody bored I was on 1/12/09!!
sarah b.
08-11-2009, 12:29 PM
I was looking for a different haiku thread. this came up in the results. I laughed.
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orion
08-11-2009, 11:29 PM
That's sarcasm - I mean I was bored but I laughed real good when I saw the post resurrected... sank like a lead balloon the first time around... :funny1:
sarah b.
08-12-2009, 12:47 AM
just wanted to write
god's gift to my vagina
seven syllables :lol:
sarah b.
08-12-2009, 12:37 PM
too much smoke doesn't
do me any favors -- no,
just more distracted
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Jersey Thug
08-12-2009, 12:41 PM
my humpday haiku submission for Bee-baby:

Hump Day is over.
It felt like torture all day.
It should be not be so.

Perhaps a real hump,
a lay, a poke, a reaming,
would make it better.

But to my dismay
no nooner on the schedule.
I suffer alone.

The End
TEO
08-12-2009, 01:38 PM
a sign directs you
"holes" go left, "guys" go right
Hollywood bathroom
TEO
08-12-2009, 01:39 PM
my love < earthquakes08 (http://gatheringofthevibes.com/forum/?act=su&handle=earthquakes08) > 08/11 18:41:43


i adore you alone
your smile invites one more kiss
please don't ever leave
TEO
08-12-2009, 01:40 PM
Alone again < zak66 (http://gatheringofthevibes.com/forum/?act=su&handle=zak66) > 08/11 20:34:48


Screwed up her first name,
now, head down, I walk into
the neon night alone
TEO
08-12-2009, 01:41 PM
neighbor girl < earthquakes08 (http://gatheringofthevibes.com/forum/?act=su&handle=earthquakes08) > 08/11 16:44:05


say wouldn't you like
to have those beautiful eyes
roll back with pleasure?
sarah b.
08-12-2009, 10:51 PM
gratitude, friendship
honesty, integrity
sharing ebb and flow
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Don Nucka
08-12-2009, 11:52 PM
BBBBW seeks generous man
give me oral
and money
sarah b.
08-15-2009, 05:08 AM
bread and water with
one who feels just right tastes great
call me goldilocks :lol:

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sarah b.
08-17-2009, 05:45 PM
a teleporter
would totally rock, just like
me and you and we
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sarah b.
08-17-2009, 05:49 PM
atlantic city
fun with the whole family
48 hours
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sarah b.
08-17-2009, 05:55 PM
Prince rocks, I want to
dance, sing and shout, shut me up
make my brain quiet
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orion
08-17-2009, 08:00 PM
Bite marks < Bunnie_Bancroft >

Teeth bite your shoulder
A delightful summer day
Trying not to scream
sarah b.
08-18-2009, 05:53 PM
cartoon of me
wants to, wants to and wants to
make it all go 'way
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sarah b.
08-19-2009, 01:16 AM
there must be some kind
of way out of here, said the
joker to the thief

(neat!)
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sarah b.
08-20-2009, 05:16 AM
and so we survived
I got by with a little
help from my friends - yeah. :)
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sarah b.
08-26-2009, 01:13 PM
whoah. I guess I must
have misplaced my darn off-switch
again. gosh darn it.