Does That Only Happen in Pornos???

[Royal]

Or are their loving heterosexual couples where the man regularly splooges on the woman's breasts and face?????

[Jay]

I guesse only porn man I mean i got the breasts a couple of times but the face is like some kind of crazy marcupial that just darts out of the way.

[roo]

happens alot(atleast for me). just gotta find the right girl.

[Jersey Thug]

just gotta find the right girl.

yup.

and be the right guy too, of course. :wink:

[Jersey Thug]

oh and Royal...best thread ever :lol: :heart:

[Don Nucka]

Or are their loving heterosexual couples where the man regularly splooges on the woman's breasts and face?????

yes, there are. Next question.

[kate11]

I guesse only porn man I mean i got the breasts a couple of times but the face is like some kind of crazy marcupial that just darts out of the way.

:lol:

[drvic]

My last girlfriend always reminded me we werent in a porno when I tried stuff like that. notice the "ex" part :lol:

[unbroken_chain]

I know some chicks get pretty pissed when you "miss" and land a shot in their hair.

[little frog]

yes this does .. :D .. reow

[TEO]

Especially those not using an approved method of birth control. :devil:

[little frog]

oh .. there you are :)

[TEO]

oh .. there you are :)

:heart:

[cybertentbob]

TEO!((hug))) where have you been?????

[TEO]

TEO!((hug))) where have you been?????

Taking care of business, everyday.......taking care of business :dance:

[KARSEN]

yup.

and be the right guy too, of course. :wink:


yeah:)

[Joe]

Not regularly but yes it has happened.

[orion]

I know some chicks get pretty pissed when you "miss" and land a shot in their hair.

Or on her expensive lamp shade.... :rolleyes:

[Geminimoon]

this thread made my day!

[Ginger Snap]

I know some chicks get pretty pissed when you "miss" and land a shot in their hair.


Or in the eye. :lol:

[unbroken_chain]

yeah that stings.

so I've heard.

[Ginger Snap]

And if this does accidentally happen...at least do the girl a favor and hand her a towel before you wipe your balls.

[Geminimoon]

And if this does accidentally happen...at least do the girl a favor and hand her a towel before you wipe your balls.

well said:wink:

[LadyCrow]

http://blog.dvdideas.com/images/cameron_diaz_something_about_mary.jpg

:lol:

[musicmomma]

And if this does accidentally happen...at least do the girl a favor and hand her a towel before you wipe your balls.

:rotf:

[teabag]

wipe the balls shouldn't they be licked off first before the towel


ducks and runs

[TEO]

If things are done in a complete and thorough fashion, there would need to be several full body towels employed in the clean up process.

[unbroken_chain]

and they should not be white towels... in my experience.

mocha works.

[Jersey Thug]

"Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right."

- Woody Allen

[Ginger Snap]

I love this thread.

[Jersey Thug]

me too :lol: i just wish Ryan would post in his awesome thread again. :jam:

[HoopsTer]

And if this does accidentally happen...at least do the girl a favor and hand her a towel before you wipe your balls.


seconds :joker:

[TEO]

Seconds on the towel?

*running away

[Nevrmore]

why would you waste perfectly good cum on a face shot when you can swallow it?? :huh:

[Jersey Thug]

who says it's wasted? after a good meal, haven't you ever dabbed at the corners of your mouth with your fingers, then licked them clean? sure, i know the proper thing to do in that situation is use your napkin but...you don't really strike me as the proper type, somehow, PA. :lol:

gosh this thread makes me feel...deviant!!! :lol:

[Jersey Thug]

I guesse only porn man I mean i got the breasts a couple of times but the face is like some kind of crazy marcupial that just darts out of the way.

still laughing over this post, btw :lol::lol::lol:

[Nevrmore]

who says it's wasted? after a good meal, haven't you ever dabbed at the corners of your mouth with your fingers, then licked them clean? sure, i know the proper thing to do in that situation is use your napkin but...you don't really strike me as the proper type, somehow, PA. :lol:

gosh this thread makes me feel...deviant!!! :lol:



sorry, I just can't pull it out of the back of my throat fast enough I guess :wink:

[Jersey Thug]

sorry, I just can't pull it out of the back of my throat fast enough I guess :wink:

:blush:

i love that feeling. *throb throb throb*

still... :lol: :dance: :devil:

[Nevrmore]

:blush:

i love that feeling. *throb throb throb*

still... :lol: :dance: :devil:

dammit, Mike doesn't get home until 8pm tonight!!! :joker:

[TEO]

Yeah.........thanks for mentioning the throb throb throb......sigh

[Jersey Thug]

don't damn me, woman. how do you think *i* feel. there are two whole nights separating me from Friday and kiltboy's, um, arrival :ravn: :ravn: :ravn:

:lol:

but i really can't complain...last night was a welcome surprise. midweek dates are a very rare occurrence and it was sooo good to come home and find him in my kitchen :heart:

after i started breathing again of course...the unlocked, slightly ajar front door threw me for a loop for a minute there! :eek: :lol:

[Jersey Thug]

Yeah.........thanks for mentioning the throb throb throb......sigh

we probably shouldn't let the men in on our feelings about the *throb throb throb* huh? :devil:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAwLYJYsa0A

[Nevrmore]

after i started breathing again of course...the unlocked, slightly ajar front door threw me for a loop for a minute there! :eek: :lol:


That would throw me thru a loop, too!!!

I have to be careful tonight,,I pinched the hell out of my fingers between the headboard and the wall this morning! **pout**

[TEO]

That would throw me thru a loop, too!!!

I have to be careful tonight,,I pinched the hell out of my fingers between the headboard and the wall this morning! **pout**


Yeah well, stick 'em somewhere and make them better. :spank:

[TEO]

JT, I think I'll wait until after office hours to view that one.

[TEO]

Someone outta *borth* you, young lady!!!

:rotf:

[Jersey Thug]

That would throw me thru a loop, too!!!

I have to be careful tonight,,I pinched the hell out of my fingers between the headboard and the wall this morning! **pout**

OUCH! (((your fingers)))

and all fun aside, yeah...he's never surprised me like that before, and it really did scare the hell out of me to the point where i almost turned tail and ran to call the police from my car.

sure glad i didn't though. there would have been some 'splainin to do upon their arrival :devil::funny1:

TEO...that thread is only moderately NSFW. it's hillllllllllarious though, so please take the time to check it out from the comfort of your own home :)

[Jersey Thug]

Someone outta *borth* you, young lady!!!

:rotf:

nobody wants ME for a VG, so i think i'm safe from borthing for the time being :lol::lol::lol:

[TEO]

ps - did you delete that post??? THAT is a first, i think :rotf:

If yer talking to me, nope didn't delete any post.

[Jersey Thug]

heehee...i deleted that post at the same time you responded.

i got my Israel threads confused and couldn't find the borth post or any of the other Curcicle-related ones and thought there'd been a mass deletion to protect the innocent (or the absent, as the case may be) :lol:

[TEO]

I can only imagine what the absent might hack up, upon reading that thread.

[Jersey Thug]

oh to be a fly on that wall... :grin:

[Mr_Pat]

http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g277/simian420/2341324353_a6ddde9548.jpg

[TEO]

:lol:

Hey, that kinda looks like Jambear holding that sign!

[Mr_Pat]

If there was a batch of hurricanes I would say for sure it was :lol:

[Donald_Pearson]

Actually there are... I am not much of a fan of cumming where I want to kiss, but I've had more ladies ask for this than I would have expected...

[lil pixi]

Was very common in my last relationship. :yaya: :lol: :cheesy: :devil:

The more flying splooge the better I say. :lol:

[Ginger Snap]

"If things are done in a complete and thorough fashion, there would need to be several full body towels employed in the clean up process." -TEO

- How can I get in?

"and all fun aside, yeah...he's never surprised me like that before, and it really did scare the hell out of me to the point where i almost turned tail and ran to call the police from my car."- Thug

-If only I could keep the fucking police away from my car.

"Actually there are... I am not much of a fan of cumming where I want to kiss, but I've had more ladies ask for this than I would have expected..."- Pearson

Yeah see this one I think needs full discussion. Cause I don't mind- no wait- I mean, I love gushing all over my man, and then going back gather it back up. Why is this so different for men?

[Lemireacle]

"and all fun aside, yeah...he's never surprised me like that before, and it really did scare the hell out of me to the point where i almost turned tail and ran to call the police from my car."- Thug

-If only I could keep the fucking police away from my car.

Or your work van. :lmao:

[Erinisme]

jenny...with my irrational fear of psychos waiting to kill me i would have broken a flower *** to use as a weapon as i went to hide inappropriate things and call the police... :lol:

the visual just made me laugh out loud!

[Tabbooma]

I guesse only porn man I mean i got the breasts a couple of times but the face is like some kind of crazy marcupial that just darts out of the way.
:rotf:

[Jersey Thug]

-If only I could keep the fucking police away from my car.


:funny1:

Actually there are... I am not much of a fan of cumming where I want to kiss, but I've had more ladies ask for this than I would have expected..."- Pearson

Yeah see this one I think needs full discussion. Cause I don't mind- no wait- I mean, I love gushing all over my man, and then going back gather it back up. Why is this so different for men?

word. J and i have had this discussion, too. :rolleyes:

i mean, he doesn't hesitate to kiss me after, seriously i mean fuck THAT...but i'd never get away with passing his cum back to him and yet he's certainly done that to me when i flood HIS mouth/hands.

why IS it so different? :huh: to me there is nothing hotter than pulling his face up to mine for a long, hot, soaked kiss after he's brought me to a raging O. tasting myself on his lips, tongue, beard, eyebrows... :lol:

[Ginger Snap]

Could it really be as simple as girls just taste better?:funny1:

[seany]

Could it really be as simple as girls just taste better?:funny1:

Yes :wink:

[deadheadskier]

Yes :wink:

Did you take the Pepsi challenge or something?

:lmao:

[Jesse D]

:clapping: Wow, I laughed sooooo many times reading this shit!!!! :rotf:Y'all are some special ladies!! :V:

[TEO]

Are you saying there are men who are afraid of a little ol' snowball?

[Jersey Thug]

shocking, isn't it? :huh:

[In A Silent Way]

:naughty:

[Jersey Thug]

what a timely bump :clapping: :lol: :lol: :lol:

if you're still out there wondering Royal...nope, it's not just in the movies :jump:

[wits-lil-sis]

I have never really understood the need for towels? :huh:

I like my money shots - wherever you call 'em but, aren't you supposed to rub it in all sexy like? Or am I doing this all wrong?

Oh, BTW, yes - it is that simple.

[In A Silent Way]

Note to self: don't check this thread at work.

[Jersey Thug]

I have never really understood the need for towels? :huh:

I like my money shots - wherever you call 'em but, aren't you supposed to rub it in all sexy like? Or am I doing this all wrong?


the towels TEO referred to weren't just for her, i would imagine...she DID say something like 'if done properly' [edit: she actually said 'If things are done in a complete and thorough fashion'] and sometimes it just isn't rub-in-able :grin:

[wits-lil-sis]

Ooops...missed that one...perhaps the throbing caused a loss of concentration. Women can use that excuse too, can't we? :lol:

[Jersey Thug]

of course...we can do anything we want :lol::lol::lol:

[CharlieHarper]

I like my money shots - wherever you call 'em but, aren't you supposed to rub it in all sexy like? Or am I doing this all wrong?



:rose:Now THAT is HOT:devil:

[Lostsailr]

:clapping: