Adult Yes or No (part 6)

[Jersey Thug]

do you think you made Santa's 'naughty' list this year? :devil:

[Phishfolk]

Yes

Do you want to be on the naughty list?

[Slave Self Promoted]

yes

do you want a cock mold kit in your crimbo stocking? :D

[Jersey Thug]

yup...it's the gift that keeps on giving :devil:

have you made it with a man/woman of the cloth lately? :funny1:

[Slave Self Promoted]

no. :lol:


are you losing 45 pages of epic pm's from the other board? :cry:

[Jersey Thug]

no, my epic PMs were lost a while back...or at least half of them were :lol:

have you started saving/printing the really good stuff yet? :D

[KARSEN]

no, my epic PMs were lost a while back...or at least half of them were :lol:

have you started saving/printing the really good stuff yet? :D

no. I just learned we have a new board a few hours ago.lol.


Have you hung mistletoe from every freaking spot in your house making constant kissing unavoidable?:devil:

[DANKBIRDMAN]

no..
do want your stocking stuffed

[Ginger Snap]

Nope, I'm getting nuthin but coal. Very naughty this year.

Have you made love under your Christmas tree yet? (my guess is it's best to do this early, as the needles fall on the floor, and um, ouch.)

[In A Silent Way]

No.

Have you made love under the menorah (hot wax fun)?

[Jersey Thug]

no

did you ring in the new year with a bang? :devil:

[Mr.BBG]

No.

Ever give yourself a Stranger?

[Ginger Snap]

not sure...

could you tell me what a Stranger is please?

[Mr.BBG]

Yes

Its where you sit on your hand until it falls a sleep and then masturbate... It feels like a "Stranger":devil:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzWlvuzt3uc

[Ginger Snap]

:lmao: No, but that's something to try.:lmao:

Do you continue to carry a torch for someone from your past?

[KARSEN]

Def not.


Do you like your hair pulled in the throws of passion?

[Jersey Thug]

god yes.

do you like to be mounted from behind, hair grasped firmly, and ear bitten, while dirty things are muttered in your ear...in the throws of passion, of course? :huh:

[Ginger Snap]

thanks Thug...now I'm all worked up. Ah, that would be yes. God yes.

Are you getting enough of the aforementioned kind of sex?

[Jersey Thug]

heehee, sorry Wit!

now please...define "enough" :funny1:

(no, i'm practically insatiable...but for someone who only sees her guy on weekends, i certainly get more than my fair share of that sort of thing ;) )

have you ever wondered why more people don't follow the "fuck more, bitch less" school of thought?

[Ginger Snap]

Yes. Absolutely. I am of the Celery school of thought "Give her the D"

Anyone try that Cialis? Is it much different than Viagra?

[Jersey Thug]

ahhh...Celery. how i miss him here :)

and no, i have never used Cialis or anything like it. my clit boner is fully intact :V:

have you had any gooooooood dreams lately?

[Slave Self Promoted]

no. too busy getting punched in the face by my offspring. :lol:


is it wrong to actually look forward to your kid spending a week with their father so you can reimplement morning sex? :lol:

[Phishfolk]

No.

Can we also reimplement after work sex?:fritos:

[Slave Self Promoted]

yes!!


can we also reimplement middle of the night sex, after dinner sex, and whenever the fuck i feel like it sex?

gawd 2 weeks feels like a lifetime when you miss out on good lovin'. :lol:

[drvic]

yes.

Have you ever had improper thoughts about your neighbors cat?

[jemita]

yes my but i think about pussy a lot, let alone my neighbor or not.... :)

is it wrong to be in love with a dildo, name it, and talk to it like a boyfriend?

[drvic]

No. But you can't bring it to Thanksgiving or other family functions.

Do guys kissing turn girls on? (cause women making out is awesome)

[Jersey Thug]

speaking only for myself - sometimes, yes. it depends on the passion/emotion behind the kiss/exchange, for me. any couple that shares amazing energy can be a major turn-on to observe, while watching a two people who don't have it (yup, even two stunning women) can be a big snooze. i hate mechanical kisses, especially when its two women doing it for the benefit of any men who might be watching. *yawn*

have you had your fill of sex any time recently? by which i mean, had a day or weekend or whatever where you had as much as you could possibly want and then some, until you HAD to cry uncle and find some other way to occupy yourselves? :huh:

[Ginger Snap]

OK Jennie, no need to rub it in. :funny1:

Not recently, no.

Ever give head while driving a golf cart?

[unbroken_chain]

nope.

Ever get/give head while working the gate at a music festival, only to be sporadically interupted by the late nighter arrivals?

[Ginger Snap]

"What...you don't have the right wristband? Want to deal?":lol: Chris, you pimp.

[Jersey Thug]

yes, Chris is a pimp.

unless "want to deal?" was the question. in which case, no :lol:

do you like the opposite sex in general? appreciate the ways they're different, i mean?

[Ginger Snap]

God yes. Especially if they're wearing work boots and have come in from a long day at work with that smell.

And other stuff too...like I will do most anything on my own, I'm no princess, but I like when a guy does the heavy lifting. Or handling a situation. (so long as they are not stepping on my toes while I handle it.)

Appreciate the same sex in ways that the opposite sex usually appreciates them?

[Jersey Thug]

yup. and share some of the same frustrations there too, i bet :lol:

have you ever been told you think, f*ck, act more like a member of the opposite sex?

[unbroken_chain]

"What...you don't have the right wristband? Want to deal?":lol: Chris, you pimp.

those overnighters can be hell... and awfully lonely, outside the biker sitting 30 feet away half asleep in his... golf cart.

[Ginger Snap]

:lmao:

Last biker I saw sitting in a golf cart my children tried to set me up with. They were really excited about him, thought he was "the man." :lol:At Wormtown. Travis I think his name was. He didn't seem interested.

[Lemireacle]

:lmao:

Last biker I saw sitting in a golf cart my children tried to set me up with. They were really excited about him, thought he was "the man." :lol:At Wormtown. Travis I think his name was. He didn't seem interested.


:lol:

[In A Silent Way]

No.

Ever thrust your hips and sing
boom-boom boom-boom
WIIIIIIIIIIL-SON!
boom-boom boom-boom
WIIIIIIIIIIL-SON!
?

[Jersey Thug]

:lol: (((ADD thread))) :lol:

no. but right now (with tour pending) i kinda wish my boyfriend was enough of a Phish fan to even think of doing that :lol:

have you ever tried to fool around, but you had to stop because his/her eyes flipped upside down and eyelashes inverted and meshed while you were gazing into them?

(in other words, you simply had NO place even trying it in your condition?) :lol:

[unbroken_chain]

not that I can recall.

Ever been getting it on, with her on all fours... and pumped your fist in the air and made the WOOOO - WOOOOO train whistle sound as you locomotivated her face into the pillow? (or had this done with you as recipient of said act)

[In A Silent Way]

Yes

Did you come home the next day and find the locks changed?

[unbroken_chain]

no, but there was a cool pair of new overalls neatly folded on the bed the next night.

When eating the pussy, do you use the "whistlin blade of grass" move with your thumbs to ease back the hoodie?

[In A Silent Way]

No

Ever use paper to slice your partner on the nipple?

[Nevrmore]

no

ever have to bandaid up your partners back when you see the aftermath of enthusiasm?

[Jersey Thug]

nope...i keep my nails short for a reason (or two) :lol:

if you're a woman, do you ever gush/ejaculate when you come? if a man, have you ever experienced this while with a woman?

[jemita]

i personally havent, but i have made a girl gush... it was beautiful.

is it possible for a woman to come with out masturbating or having sex, just using her brain?

[Jersey Thug]

i personally haven't, but have heard that others can (during intense dreams, while fantasizing, or through casual contact w/someone they find extremely :naughty: ) i wonder if you can 'train' yourself to do it (much as you can DEsensitize yourself if you aren't careful)?

do you consider yourself sexually adventurous?

[suunshine]

yes

did you miss me?

[Jersey Thug]

yes :heart:

want a booty rub right now? :grin:

[cybertentbob]

Id rub suunshines booty like a lamp!

Do you secretly want to have midget sex?

[suunshine]

no

is jason channelling thru you? :lol:


edited to say...TOP :pimp:

[Lemireacle]

no

is jason channelling thru you? :lol:

No.

Should he be? :lol:

[Ginger Snap]

From what I've heard about Jason, maybe.:lol:

Ever been in love with someone very wrong for you?

[unbroken_chain]

apparently several times, just long enough so the "right one" loses patience:lol::huh::undecided:

Ever been giving/getting Road Head and pulled up alongside someone you knew? :jamguy:

[jemita]

From what I've heard about Jason, maybe.:lol:

Ever been in love with someone very wrong for you?

yes, the complete opposite, so much in love i lost who i was, what i am, what i love for myself.... love can do scary things if you let it...

do you think you can feel love coming? like something around the corner, like tony felt for maria in west side story?? who knowssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss could be........

[Jersey Thug]

i think we can be OPEN to the possibility of love and that makes it much more likely to come to us... :bliss:

though to be honest i think sometimes we can wish for the real thing so hard that we see it where it does not actually exist, which can be a double-edged sword unless we also realise that not everything that makes us happy will (or even should) last forever.

ever pull up alongside a friend who was getting (or giving) road head? :lol:

[Ginger Snap]

no.

Ever give head while driving a standard?

[unbroken_chain]

No, but while living in Florida, and driving my bosses Isuzu pick up, which was a standard.... as a recipient, the point of no return arrived at the same time as a Red Light...... I remembered to apply the brakes, but NOT to depress the clutch... so the Truck hopped and lurched thru the light into the intersection while I was helpless to stop it.
it was a funny, funny moment.

Ever been giving/getting head in a parking lot, and have the cops pull up on ya, and assume you are (with) a prostitute?

[In A Silent Way]

No

Ever trade head for deemster in the Bisco lot?

[Jersey Thug]

no :lol:

ever have actual (penetrative, not oral) sex while at the same time actively operating your car or other vehicle?

[Donald_Pearson]

Yes

Ever been driven off of sex by an attack mof biting insects?

[unbroken_chain]

YES!!!!!! we had just left the "Electric Blue" where my friend, she was a big hit with the strippers and after some cajoling and drinking on a sunny afternoon... we hit a little park... pulled back against the woods and went right for the hood of her honda... but the mosquitos just were'nt having it... to make matters worse by the time we got to my house she had to take off w/o coming. in.

Ever try to have sex on the hood of a car, but it was so damn polished up you kept sliding off?

[MeOmYo]

no

ever been giving it to someone on a back road and they slid off the hood of the car, hit the ground and rolled over the bank on the side of the road?

:trainwreck:

[Jersey Thug]

no

ever been cock-blocked by a drunk dialing boardie while trying to ease into some fun phone sex with your partner? :funny1:

[In A Silent Way]

No

Every been told by a partner that you f*ck like Jersey Thug?
*running* >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[Jersey Thug]

maybe once or twice :tongue: :spank:

are you loud/verbal in bed?

[Slave Self Promoted]

depends on whose ears are in the vicinity. sometimes i have to bite his hand to keep it down. :D


do your neighbors give you dirty looks after a night of loud sex? :lol:

[Jersey Thug]

my neighbors no longer make any eye contact at all, and haven't for many months :blush:

do you like to cuddle, after?

[Slave Self Promoted]

no. he'd better make my dinner after, if he knows what's good for him :joker: :D

are you expecting a nooner today? :clapping:

[Jersey Thug]

no.

'dessert' before dinner? :D

[Phishfolk]

I might be able to muster another round :D

Do you think McDonalds taste better after sex? :wink:

[Jersey Thug]

no...McDonalds never tastes good, especially after tasting vegetarian :grin:

looking forward to *throb throb throb* anytime soon?

[Nevrmore]

yup, tomorrow is Mike's birthday!!! :devil:

Did you get to "reset the clock" today?

[Ginger Snap]

Yes, as a matter of fucking fact, yes.

It just gets better and better?

[DANKBIRDMAN]

Yes, as a matter of fucking fact, yes.

It just gets better and better?

whas the question?:joker::joker:

[Lemireacle]

yup, tomorrow is Mike's birthday!!! :devil:

Did you get to "reset the clock" today?

Yup.

Can you think of a better way to spend a snowy Sunday morning?

[Ginger Snap]

opps. :blush: I think I misunderstood what "resert the clock meant.":funny1:

[Donald_Pearson]

opps. :blush: I think I misunderstood what "resert the clock meant.":funny1:

What did you think it meant?

[NYCrckl]

Yup.

Can you think of a better way to spend a snowy Sunday morning?

Yes. I'd rather be doing adult things right now rather than talking about them.

Does your penis/vagina have a name?

[dannydonx]

definately. very naughty

[cybertentbob]

yes my penis has a first name it's OSCAR my penis has a last name it's MEYER! ooooh if you ask me why I'll say................:funny1::devil:
does anyone else think Michelle Obama is sexy?

[Jersey Thug]

no...well, some folks do. i personally don't.

ever notice how some orgasms energize you like crazy, while others put you out like a light no matter how much sleep you had or how long you've been awake?

[TEO]

No

Ever buy someone an hour or more with a prostitute?

[Lemireacle]

No

Ever buy someone an hour or more with a prostitute?

No.

Have you ever had an hour or more with a prositute?

[Jersey Thug]

no

do you know anyone who got caught with a prostitute, either during or after the fact?

[TEO]

Yes

Ever get it on with a stripper at the club?

[Jersey Thug]

no

would you?

[roo]

sure ,why not?

ever do it in the bathroom of a hospital on your way to visit a sick relative!?

[Jersey Thug]

no

ever do it in a hospital bed (as a patient or with a patient)?

[roo]

yes.. both

ever do it on the roof of a hospital?

[Jersey Thug]

no

at work? while on the clock?

[Lemireacle]

I have at the grocery store I worked at, a long time ago.

In the bathroom of a public place... i.e. a grocery store, library, your local dive bar?

[Jersey Thug]

yes

in a 'private' public space, such as a hoity toity members only club?

[Ginger Snap]

Well...we snuck to the roof top of a fancy hotel that I was not staying at on South Beach and did it in the hot sun...with several other hotels towering above us. Still had a nice view of the ocean.

Ever do it on a tractor?

[Jersey Thug]

no.

on one of these things at the playground?

http://www.yatesplaygrounds.co.uk/images/large/spring_2.jpg

[In A Silent Way]

No

On an open deck of a cruise ship?

[Jersey Thug]

no

in the cabin of a small personal watercraft, with an uninvolved third party captaining, unaware, topside?

[In A Silent Way]

No

On the Staten Island Ferry, last crossing of the night into Manhattan?

[Jersey Thug]

no.

in a maze/labyrinth?

[Don Nucka]

no.

in a maze/labyrinth?


no.

on the ground, during the day, on shakedown at a large (20,000 plus) festival?

[Jersey Thug]

on shakedown? never :lol:

at a festival the night before gates opened, when you thought you were alone but found out otherwise when you heard hoots and hollers of encouragement from a hundred yards away? :lol:

[roo]

nope ,but in the "parking lot" of a fest! girl was half mortified/half encouraged.

right on the front lawn of your nieghbors cause you just could quite make to your place!?

[Jersey Thug]

no.

ice/vending room of a hotel?

[In A Silent Way]

No.

In a mirrored room with strobe lights and smoke?

[Jersey Thug]

:lol: yeah, i used to call it "my bedroom" :lol:

in the puplic pool or hot tub of a hotel?

[Lemireacle]

:lol: yeah, i used to call it "my bedroom" :lol:

in the puplic pool or hot tub of a hotel?

Yes to both.

While flying the friendly skies? :naughty:

[Jersey Thug]

now that depends upon your definition of sex :lol:

on a bus/subway/train? (for expediency's sake)

[suunshine]

yes!

while scuba diving?

[Ginger Snap]

No.

Have you ever done it with the pizza delivery guy?

[Jersey Thug]

yes...but i lived with him for 12 years too, so you know...that doesn't really count :lol:

cab driver? :huh:

[MeOmYo]

no

Gynecologist?

[In A Silent Way]

No

Urologist?

[Jersey Thug]

no

pianist?

[Lemireacle]

no

pianist?

Yes!

Bassist?

[In A Silent Way]

No

First violin, third chair?

[Jersey Thug]

no

flag/rifle/pompom girl? :cheer:

[Lemireacle]

Pompom girl, yes!


Male cheerleader?

[bast]

no
On a stage, would you, could you, on a stage?

[Lemireacle]

no
On a stage, would you, could you, on a stage?

No.

Backstage?

[In A Silent Way]

No

Follow spot platform?

[Jersey Thug]

no

inside a music venue/amphitheater, during a show? :huh:

[bast]

Yes ... In think, would you consider the limelight a music venue?
I worked there for a while back in the day. That was one crazy church.
Ever go to a S&M club?

[In A Silent Way]

No, but I met Frank Zappa at Limelight.

Ever run into your high school guidance counselor at a pr0n shop?

[Jersey Thug]

no

ever run into a coworker at a pr0n shop? :blush:

[Jesse D]

No.
Ever run into a relative in a pr0n shop?

[Ezekiel Tweakscrotum]

No.

Have you ever, in the public domain, received a globule of semen in your hand and dismayed as to where you might dispose of the warm sticky puddle as it trickled between your fingers?

[orion]

no

Gynecologist?

Dammit Ron this is not a date!

[Jersey Thug]

i believe this was the last question :huh:

No.

Have you ever, in the public domain, received a globule of semen in your hand and dismayed as to where you might dispose of the warm sticky puddle as it trickled between your fingers?

yes to receiving, no to dismayed.

in general, do you like testing your limits and those of your partner?

[Creekie]

i believe this was the last question :huh:



yes to receiving, no to dismayed.

in general, do you like testing your limits and those of your partner?

I recently learned that I do like this, testing his more than mine (that is when I had a partner)
but I'm just now really discovering what I like,and am truly into.

[Jersey Thug]

you need to ask a question now Creekie :)

[Jersey Thug]

okay, same question to whoever feels like paying attention to the point of this thread then :funny1:

in general, do you like testing your limits and those of your partner?

[MeOmYo]

yes

have you ever taken a load down the wrong pipe and coughed some out your nose?

[Jersey Thug]

yes

been toy shopping recently? :D

[Ezekiel Tweakscrotum]

No.

Have you ever gotten a toy lodged internally to where it could not be retrieved?

[unbroken_chain]

Has your pussy ever been so wet that you could dip your finger in the juices and bring a string of it from your clit to your mouth??

please don't answer this :lol:

[Jersey Thug]

why not? that's sexy as hell!

(but no, i've never tested that.)

have you ever spent time with an ex and they called you an old endearment by accident and you were both able to laugh about it and that felt GOOD?

[Jersey Thug]

no.

do you have sexy dreams involving random boardies?

[MeOmYo]

no - never met one

Ever call your present partner by an ex's name during a sexy dream?

[Jersey Thug]

no

do you remember sexy dreams often?

[JamOnIt247]

NO ...sadly, I do not!

Are you addicted to mooning people? If not you should try it.. its fannytastic.
:moon:

[Jersey Thug]

no, i am not.

are you addicted to motorboating? i got some GOOD motorboats on Friday :boobs:

[Jersey Thug]

um...threesome, of course. i don't really do celibate. but i can't imagine being stuck with just those two choices. why would i be stuck with those as my choices???

as long as we're talking crazy talk...would you give up penetrative sex altogether in return for guaranteed unlimited oral?

[Donald_Pearson]

Either...

OK now from the female view: Lay back and receive or ride the moustache?

[Jersey Thug]

depends on the day...he has an awesome beard :lol:

generally i like to be on my back (head over the side of the bed, him standing) or on our sides if we're both going to town or (best of all, sometimes) on all fours if it's just me getting all the attention.

do you like to be blindfolded/bound? gagged?

[Donald_Pearson]

Sometimes... ;)

Ever done it in porta at Mardi Gras?

[Jersey Thug]

no, but then again i don't use portos even for their intended purpose if i can help it :lol:

ever been caught getting it on in a public bathroom?

[Donald_Pearson]

no, but then again i don't use portos even for their intended purpose if i can help it :lol:

ever been caught getting it on in a public bathroom?

Yes - See previous post... :devil:

Ever gotten a covert foot job?

[StoneKid]

Yes!!!

Ever climbed under the table to return the favor?

[Phishfolk]

No.

Ever get caught in a public park?

[Jersey Thug]

no. :lol:

ever think your SO's parents were sound asleep in the next room, but it turned out they weren't? :blush:

[JamOnIt247]

YES!! :lol:




Ever see your parents in a sexual act when very young but never realized what they were actually doing until you were older!? :undecided:

[Luna]

haha thank god no!

Ever used tuxedo condoms? :lol:

[Spiffy]

Luna! OMG :lol: no (I had to google an image)

have you ever given a midget a reach-around?

[Luna]

Luna! OMG :lol: no (I had to google an image)

have you ever given a midget a reach-around?

got them in New Orleans --:funny1:

As of the age of 26 no -- but who knows about the future :lol:


Into PDAs?

[Ezekiel Tweakscrotum]

As a rule, no, especially not watching. There was, however, a time where a buxom young companion and I were sampling a single-malt whiskey and we were unable to refrain from PDA.

Have you ever been distracted from a telephone conversation by unsolicited oral treats and were you unable to squelch a moan of pleasure?

[Luna]

ahh single malt whisky -- drool

sadly no

Into your hair being pulled?

[JamOnIt247]

I dont know.. Maybe I'll find out someday. :lol:



Do you like it in your chocolate star fish!?:huh:

[MeOmYo]

No...... But I would buy/sell all the chocolate starfish I could get my hands on if I lived near the ocean.

Ever find hippies to be prude?

[Luna]

I guess you'd have to define hippie for me to answer

Getting humped on hump day?

[Jersey Thug]

no

did you make the most of your snow day(s) this week? :naughty:

[Luna]

Yes :)

Looking forward to festie love? Warm sun, music, hot tents :naughty:

[Jersey Thug]

yes yes and YES!!!!!

have you ever done a Polar Bear Plunge and been very relieved when everything still worked just fine afterward? :lol:

[Phishfolk]

Looking forward to festie love? Warm sun, music, hot tents :naughty:
Yes



have you ever done a Polar Bear Plunge and been very relieved when everything still worked just fine afterward? :lol:


um no :lol:

Do you care if Me and Mr T want's to read your answers to these questions? :funny1:

[Jersey Thug]

no :lol: :lol: :lol:

do you think there are a lot worse things people could do than enjoy sex and *gasp* actually talk about it? :lol:

[JamOnIt247]

YES!



Do you think you're just going to be talking about sex the next few days instead of actually having it!? :undecided:

[Jersey Thug]

until Friday, yes. i stored it up the last few days like squirrels stock up on nuts before winter hits though :lol:

do you have certain albums/bands you especially like to listen to during sex?

[KARSEN]

until Friday, yes. i stored it up the last few days like squirrels stock up on nuts before winter hits though :lol:

do you have certain albums/bands you especially like to listen to during sex?


Sure.

Dead can Dance comes to mind.

Ever have sex dreams for many days in a row?

[Jersey Thug]

yes - often.

ever dream vividly about someone totally random and wake up with that "wtf" feeling? :huh:

[JamOnIt247]

YES... RECENTLY in fact!! :lol:


Ever be so wound up that you just walk around absolutely soaking wet for days/nights on end?

[JamOnIt247]

Blindfolded...Yes, bound...Occasionally...Gagged, wouldn't know...Never tried it...

Do you like a dildo in the asshole? Men, please don't be a-feared to answer...

Hmmm.. Sorry FAAB.. I've never had a dildo in my asshole
So I wouldnt know! :dunno:


Have you ever had sexual experiences @ work!?

[Lemireacle]

Hmmm.. Sorry FAAB.. I've never had a dildo in my asshole
So I wouldnt know! :dunno:


Have you ever had sexual experiences @ work!?

Yes, a couple of times several years ago, but not since I became hip to the building surveillance system. :lol:


Ever get caught having a sexual experience at work?

[Jersey Thug]

yes :blush: and i got passed over for a promotion later because of it. lesson learned...sorta. :lol:

if you could become a member of the opposite sex for a week, would you?

[Jersey Thug]

yup

ever make one a reality, only to find that some things are better as a fantasy?

[Lemireacle]

yup

ever make one a reality, only to find that some things are better as a fantasy?

Yes. We ended up giving the friendship a break for a bit because it was just awkward to be around each other for a while after.

Did you ever make one a reality and while it was a great thing, resisted the urge to reprise?

[Jersey Thug]

yes. just barely, at first, but yes :lol:

do you find that no matter how 'open' you are, some things are just plain difficult to talk about with anyone, even your person/SO/partner?

[Amethyst]

YES!

Have you ever made a home video?

my answer was for Lem's question and I guess it fits for your too...but my question can still stand

[Jersey Thug]

no

do you like watching yourself(ves) in a mirror?

[Luna]

Sometimes

Think the movie Zach & Miri Makes A porno was a genius idea and a good future career move? :lol:

[Jersey Thug]

genius idea yeah, good career move for me no :lol:

like anal? (seems like everyone else is talking about it)

[MeOmYo]

No

Does George Clinton wearing a diaper turn you on?

[Jersey Thug]

you mean Garry Shider, don't you? 'diaper man'? :huh:

no.

are you celebrating anything special tomorrow? :D

[JamOnIt247]

YEAH.... couple more days until I see my SEXY PANTS!! :devil:
(although I wish I was celebrating steak and blowjob day :lol: )


Are you doing anything special for St Patty's Day?!?

[roo]

Yep!! gonna dye my pubes green!!

Ever been screwed to the point that after you talked in a new language or just Babbled nonsense!!?

[Jersey Thug]

god yes...i f'ing LOVE it when it's like that :grin:

are you planning on giving/receiving one of the best bjs of your life at some point tomorrow?

[roo]

Nope. .

ever go down on somebody under their office desk!?

[Jersey Thug]

theirs? no. mine? yes.

have you ever waited, bound with a tie, while your playmate handled some business with a client on the other side of an office wall?

[roo]

not exactly.. handcuffed to the bed in a girls room while she dealt with her 'rents!!

ever been wrist tied and hung from the ceiling so that just you toes just touched the floor? hehe i always find this to be fun! she can straddle my face

[Phishfolk]

Nope

Have you had a nooner recently?

[Jersey Thug]

no, as no such photos exist.

done an ex 'spring cleaning' lately? pics/notes/emails/etc?

[Don Nucka]

no, as no such photos exist.

done an ex 'spring cleaning' lately? pics/notes/emails/etc?


Yes, finally. Took a while but i feel better having done so. I kept some notes just because they were good pieces of writing, and my gifts because I like them

Ever have that one person you wanted to sleep with for years, and years, but it never works out b/c you're always taken when they're single and vice versa, but you stay really good friends who can barely keep their hands off each other and then finally THE MOMENT arrives and it either sucks or is over in 30 seconds?

[Donald_Pearson]

Beats taking something random and trivial and turning it into something meaningful.... ;)

Ever answer one of these and not been able to think of a new question? :p

[Jersey Thug]

no. not even when i DID start sleeping on the couch, just before moving out, did i ever feel like that toward my ex :heart:

while staying at his/her parents' house, has your SO ever found & put on an old school uniform or garment (cheerleader outfit, varsity jacket, etc) that made you instantly want to sully him/her? :naughty:

((((captain of the football team))))

[roo]

SURE DID!! Catholic school girl!!!!! the real deal too ,she went for two years and they dont make ya return the clothes!!

Ever be the swing man/girl one night and get not just one but TWO of you friends laid in one night. . but you end up walkin home . . alone!?:rolleyes:

[Jersey Thug]

no :lol:

ever been the wing man/woman who made sure everyone got lucky?

[Phishfolk]

no

Ever hook up with the woman of your dreams at a festival and realize as you get out of the tent the next morning that the woman is the wife of your friend you're camping with?

[Jersey Thug]

no, but that scenario does sound vaguely familiar :ravn: :lol: :lol: :lol:

ever watch your wife get married to your BFF+++ by the love of your life and been really really happy with how things worked out for all of you? :D

[Slave Self Promoted]

i was just like "wtf, i've never heard THAT scandalous story" for a good minute. :lmao:

can't say i have, but i'm not jealous. :D

ever "forget" you were cutting habanero peppers earlier and fondle your SO's junk? :D

[Phishfolk]

no

ever been afraid your mister winky is going to be set on fire?

(cut the peppers now and wash your damn hands :lol: )

[Phishfolk]

i was just like "wtf, i've never heard THAT scandalous story" for a good minute. :lmao:


:lmao:

[Jersey Thug]

i was just like "wtf, i've never heard THAT scandalous story" for a good minute. :lmao:


me too :rotf:

oh and we eat lots of hot peppers so we're really really careful now.

have you ever done that to yourself? ouch :lol:

[Don Nucka]

Yes...Yes I have...

Ever fucked more than one member of a given family??

Such as brothers or brother and sister?



yes, twin sisters. Sadly, not at the same time.
Ever spray whp cream on your lover then use the rest as a whippet to enhance orgasm?

[Luna]

the first part but not the second

rent a porno as a couple?

[Jersey Thug]

from a video store? no - or at least, not in a decade or more. that stuff's free on the interwebs now, you know.

browse internet vids together while chatting on the phone, so you can say THAT'S what i want to do to you this weekend (or whenever)?

(or, i definitely don't want you to do that :lol: )

[Don Nucka]

Ever cum from giving someone else oral?

Technically no, but really yes, as i got so into what i was doing that i started whacking it and i'll stop there before i go into TMI land

Ever start to go down on someone, of either gender, and had to come back up due to lack of hygeine?

[unbroken_chain]

No, not unless the scene is going way off course.

Do you enjoy being "directed"? ( I tend to enjoy gentle persuasive nudging)

[Jersey Thug]

yes.

ever play w/bondage tape?

http://i4.ebayimg.com/06/i/000/ec/5b/bcf7_1.JPG

[unbroken_chain]

Is it really cheating if A) it's just oral, B) he'll never find out and C) you're not getting any at home?:huh:

a few months ago I was hanging with an old "friend" and she was like, we can fool around, but we can't fuck, cuz I'm seeing someone.

I was like, um..... :huh:

needless to say I allowed her to indulge her oral fixation, but felt too guilty to reciprocate :funny1::lol::rotf:

[roo]

needless to say I allowed her to indulge her oral fixation, but felt to guilty to reciprocate :funny1::lol::rotf:[/QUOTE]


:lmao: OHHhh man that fuckin awesome!!:lmao:

[roo]

yes.

ever play w/bondage tape?

http://i4.ebayimg.com/06/i/000/ec/5b/bcf7_1.JPG

Not bondage tape. Japanese Silk Bondage Rope. . Check! i now have two of those colors in your pic too! and i don't "play" with it:devil:

[Jersey Thug]

ok, now you ask a question... :huh:

geez, do i have to do everything around here??? :tongue1:

[In A Silent Way]

Yes.

Ever actually meet a girl with a flat head and no teeth?

[Jersey Thug]

:lol:

no but i'm assuming (aesthetics aside) she'd be the perfect woman? :huh:

love the new avatar, btw :lol:

is spring fever alive and well and wreaking havoc on your universe? :shower:

[roo]

Sure the hell is!!I can't keep it down:gah:

you ever flirt with someone for years then when there is a chance for it to happen you just lose interest?

[Amber Morgaine]

Totally.... I used to have a huge crush on this guy I went to middle school with.... then I ran into him last winter & he took me out once..... & only once 'cause there was a total lack of any further urges..... The thrill was gone.

Ever have a crush on a boss or someone of authority in your life? (teacher, preacher etc)
& Did you have the balls to do something about it?

[Don Nucka]

Ever have a crush on a boss or someone of authority in your life? (teacher, preacher etc)
& Did you have the balls to do something about it?

Once, my boss at one of my first "real" (ie: post-high school, full time) jobs. Did get drunk enough to table dance with her at the office Christmas party. She kissed me and flashed me her titties but that was it.

Ever indulge in any sexual activity beyond kissing while riding on public transportation (assuming the train/bus is full of people)?

[Don Nucka]

hello.....................

[Slave Self Promoted]

the person in the seat next to me on a cross country greyhound trip grabbed my crotch while i was sleeping. does that count? :lol:

have you ever put out for someone that begged for sex?

[Don Nucka]

have you ever put out for someone that begged for sex?


Why not? If she's begging, she wants it bad.
Trust me, there are times when men do not want sex and the woman has to beg for it. It's rare but it happens. Picture a man (ok, me in this case) coming home from an 18 hour day of landscaping work. I am covered in dirt, I ache in parts of my body i didn't know existed, my legs barely work and its a 10 minute effort to remove my sweatshirt. But..........she wants it, and she wants it right then........yeah, she's gotta beg for a minute:funny1:.


Ever have a hate fuck (sleeping with someone you despise for the pure release of aggression/bad energy)?

[Jersey Thug]

no, never.

ever end a pointless arguement with someone you love by initiating angry sex?

[In A Silent Way]

No.

Ever end sex with someone you love by initiating a pointless argument?

[Jersey Thug]

um...no. :lol:

have you ever done something with a boardie (or ex-boardie) that was inspired by this thread or any one of the 5 similar versions that preceded it? :huh:

:heart: (((BrotherJason's dirty little thread))) :heart:

[suunshine]

no

do you ever feel like you don't want to have sex bc you aren't happy w/yourself and self-conscious, like weight gain or something like that?

[Slave Self Promoted]

no. i normally only turn sex down cause i feel like i'm going to throw up. :lol:

do you make cute squeeky noises when your defiling yourself in the shower? :lmao:

[Phishfolk]

Yes :lol:

Does your SO think that every damn noise you make is you defiling yourself in the shower :rolleyes::lol:

[Jersey Thug]

my SO pretty much thinks every noise i make is me defiling myself (if it isn't HIM doing the defiling). :lol: :lol: :lol:

DID you defile yourself in the shower this morning? :angel:

[Phishfolk]

No :lol:

Do you have ambitions of defiling someone tonight? :devil:

[Luna]

Nada

Been to a strip club?

[roo]

hell yeah!

Ever do it on the beach or in the ocean in the rain!?

[Luna]

not as yet

like massages?

[roo]

ohhh my god YES!!

Ever be kissing someone of riding them and be looking at someone else? pehaps someone on the tv of a spongebob they have!!:lol:

[Luna]

uh no freak :lol: that weirdness act has me stumped now

[KARSEN]

No(roo)..I tend to be a closed eyes kisser..

Do you ever stop/have your man stop during sex to put your/his penis in her/your mouth so you can taste both of you..mmmm.that makes me hot.

[Jersey Thug]

oh wow, yes, it's one of my favorite things.

in a (hypothetical) lineup, do you think you could recognize your SO just by his/her taste?

[KARSEN]

oh wow, yes, it's one of my favorite things.

in a (hypothetical) lineup, do you think you could recognize your SO just by his/her taste?

Absolutly.

Ever had/done prostate massage?

[Luna]

No

Like or ever try phone sex?

(Karsen thanks for picking up the line :lol:)

[Jersey Thug]

i love it.

are you vocal, in general, during?

[Luna]

hmm yes


do you like when he is?

[Jersey Thug]

i'd better :lol: (yeah, i like his noises and the things he says to me when we're making love more than, well, just about anything, really)

do you like to laugh, during?

[KARSEN]

love to laugh..giggle..

like to kiss deeply and long before breaking lips and tongues?

[Luna]

yes always

ever have a full blown convo during?

[Jersey Thug]

about something other than the task at hand (so to speak), or a fantasy we were exploring? no.

do you like to be handled roughly?

[Luna]

if im in the right mood

do you ever call it quits in the middle?

[Jersey Thug]

i did once...just once. let's just say, please wear gloves when chopping up chili peppers if you're planning to touch my sensitive places later :eek: :lol:

(we did try again after a quick shower. yeah um...he burned himself that time. :lol: )

does rain make you more :naughty: than usual?

[JamOnIt247]

YESS!! Very much so! Gives me a severe case of wet visualitis!!
Hands gliding slipping water dripping off the body etc... YES! :lol:


How about Thunder/lightening storms!?! Ever have explosive sex during?

[Jersey Thug]

yes...i remember this one time in particular, he pressed me up against the window facing out so we could both watch the lightning and the rain pounding down while we :naughty: ...his bedroom was on the third floor so we could see forever up there, over the roofs of all the smaller beach houses in town. HOT.

ever 'ride out' a big storm at a festival? :devil:

[JamOnIt247]

OOOOOOOOOH datsa niiiice!! :naughty:


Not yet but I plan to @ the end of the month!
COMMON STORM @ STRANGECREEK!! :crazy: :devil: :lol:



Ever get some in the woods(festy or nonfesty) only to find out you're being watched and enjoy every minute of it?

[Luna]

the first part but not the second or third :lol: I love u folks and ur specifics!

Do it with the curtains wide open?

[wits-lil-sis]

Always.

Give (M) or take (F) a rubberband flick?

[Ginger Snap]

Fuck no ya freak. :lol:

Ever paid for sex?

[Jersey Thug]

oh boy have i.

:lmao:

no...i've never paid for it. not the way you mean, anyway :lol:

looking forward to festival season, tent sex, outdoor shenanigans, etc???? :crazy: