unbroken_chain
07-10-2009, 11:12 AM
> A
> woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is
> at work.
>
>
>
>
>
> Her
> 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides
> in the bedroom closet to watch.
>
> The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover
> in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there
> already.
>
>
> The
> little boy says, 'Dark in here.'
> The
> man says, 'Yes, it is.'
> Boy:
> 'I have a baseball.'
> Man:
> 'That's nice'< /SPAN>
> Boy:
> 'Want to buy it?'
> Man: 'No, thanks.'
> Boy:
> 'My Dad's outside.'
> Man: 'OK, how much?'
> Boy:
> '$250'
>
> In
> the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the
> lover are in the closet together.
>
>
> Boy:
> 'Dark in here.'
> Man: 'Yes, it is.'
> Boy:
> 'I have a baseball glove.'
> The lover, remembering the last time,
> asks the boy, How much?'
> Boy:
> '$750'
> Man:
> 'Sold.'
>
> A
> few days later, the
> Dad says to the boy, 'Grab your glove, let's go
> outside and have a game of catch.'
>
>
> The
> boy says, 'I can't, I sold my baseball and my
> glove.'
>
> The Dad asks, 'How much did you
> sell them for?'
>
>
> Boy:
> '$1,000'
>
> The
> Dad says, 'That's terrible to over charge your
> friends like that...that is way more than those two things
> cost. I'm taking you to church, to
> confession.'
>
> They
> go to the church and the Dad makes the little boy sit in the
> confessional booth and closes the door.
>
> The
> boy says, 'Dark in here.'
>
>
> The
> priest says, 'Don't start that shit again;
> you're in my closet now....
> woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is
> at work.
>
>
>
>
>
> Her
> 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides
> in the bedroom closet to watch.
>
> The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover
> in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there
> already.
>
>
> The
> little boy says, 'Dark in here.'
> The
> man says, 'Yes, it is.'
> Boy:
> 'I have a baseball.'
> Man:
> 'That's nice'< /SPAN>
> Boy:
> 'Want to buy it?'
> Man: 'No, thanks.'
> Boy:
> 'My Dad's outside.'
> Man: 'OK, how much?'
> Boy:
> '$250'
>
> In
> the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the
> lover are in the closet together.
>
>
> Boy:
> 'Dark in here.'
> Man: 'Yes, it is.'
> Boy:
> 'I have a baseball glove.'
> The lover, remembering the last time,
> asks the boy, How much?'
> Boy:
> '$750'
> Man:
> 'Sold.'
>
> A
> few days later, the
> Dad says to the boy, 'Grab your glove, let's go
> outside and have a game of catch.'
>
>
> The
> boy says, 'I can't, I sold my baseball and my
> glove.'
>
> The Dad asks, 'How much did you
> sell them for?'
>
>
> Boy:
> '$1,000'
>
> The
> Dad says, 'That's terrible to over charge your
> friends like that...that is way more than those two things
> cost. I'm taking you to church, to
> confession.'
>
> They
> go to the church and the Dad makes the little boy sit in the
> confessional booth and closes the door.
>
> The
> boy says, 'Dark in here.'
>
>
> The
> priest says, 'Don't start that shit again;
> you're in my closet now....