blonde joke

[HABIT]

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and*was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.
**** The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license.**


**** She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
**** 'What does it look like?' she finally asked.
**** The policewoman replied, 'It's square and it has your picture on it.'


**** The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it
**** and handed it to the policewoman. *'Here it is,' she said.
**** The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying,
**** 'OK, you can go.* I didn't realize you were a cop.'

[TEO]

Bwaaaaa!!! :lol:

[sicknasty]

LOL

[50whitebaronNasty]

Q. What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
A. No one else wants it

[50whitebaronNasty]

Q. What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
A. Invisible

Q. What's a brunette's mating call?
A. "Has the blonde left yet?"

[50whitebaronNasty]

Q. Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
A. It matches their mustache


Q. What's the difference between a brunette and the trash?
A. At least the trash gets taken out once a week