Questions you don't want to be asked

[In A Silent Way]

"Can you fill this water balloon up?"

[Drop_o_Rain]

are you pregnant?

[Mama Kel]

While you are preggo: "Wow! Are you having twins?"

[wabbit]

After the baby is born: When are you due??

[Its me Barbie]

After the baby is born: When are you due??

I am so incredibly scared of this happening to me!

[zuno]

After the baby is born: When are you due??

How about if you're not pregnant or have never had a child: "When are you due?"

[Ginger Snap]

Why were you hurting mommy on the bed?

[cdrhead]

Have you ever done d rugs ?

[Nevrmore]

Why were you hurting mommy on the bed?

our version:

/door opens at 2am

Aidan:**blink blink** What are you doing to my Muvver?
Mike:Um,,,wrestling??
Aidan: (jumps on bed) Can I wrestle too?
Mike and I in unison: NO!!!!

[In A Silent Way]

Why did Daddy take your underwear off?

[Nevrmore]

Why doesn't Aunt Melissa have a boyfriend?

[Nevrmore]

Why do you have hair, there? :huh:

[musicmomma]

Why were you hurting mommy on the bed?

:lol:

[Mama Kel]

I just had someone the other day ask me if I was pregnant again :sigh:

:joker:

If it happens and you're with your baby, next time you should say 'yeah the twin just doesn't want to come out' :lol:

[Misha]

If it happens and you're with your baby, next time you should say 'yeah the twin just doesn't want to come out' :lol:

:rotf:

[Jay]

Dude where's your car?

[cj]

:bump:

[Ginger Snap]

Mom, are you paying for college?

Whatever the answer, it's painful. :lol: